❏ chapter, forty one.
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↳ DRANK SWALA LA LA !

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after that cringe depressing anime core scene, daigo went home after balling his eyes out.

pfft, what a baby🙄

but you see, that's not what i'm mad about, and why i'm mad at daigo. you wanna cry over spin tops? okay. you wanna be suicidal over spin tops? go ahead. but don't you fucking dare ABANDON ME with none other then freaking rabbit, inbred, gay ass, man whore bop kurenai.

YEAH, THAT EMO TWINK FUCKING LEFT ME HERE WITH SHU TO SIT ON THE GRASS AND BE INFECTED BY HIS NASTY GAYNESS.

LIKE GO FIND VALT THE FUCK??

we both kinda just sat in silence as i planned to hex daigo later-

oh wait, i can just leave...

shit, my bad gang, i was just being dramatic🤦‍♀️

"uh..." i said, standing up from the grass, causing shu to look at me with a slightly surprised expression. LIKE, AS IF YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE SOME CRINGE ROMANCE ANIME SCENE WHERE WE HAVE SOME GAY TENSION BY THE RIVER AT SUNSET??

nah, he definitely didn't think that...

"so, i'm gonna dip. it hurts to breathe the same air as you," i mumbled the last part, not wanting to get literally BITCH slapped again. like damn fam, what did i ever do?

don't answer that.

he perked an eyebrow, giving me a look, as if saying 'are you dumb.'

"mmk," he nodded.

HELL YEAH GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HER-

"i'll walk you home."

"..."

"..."

"wait- HEY DONT RUN AWAY!!"

BONK

i fell to the ground, leg twitching like a dead rabbit as i was no lie seeing stars. shu merely stared at me with this unimpressed expression, eye twitching in annoyance and surprise when i had attempted to run away and slammed into a fucking tree three seconds later.

"damn it- i told you!" he spat impatiently, hurrying over to my dying form. "what is the matter with you?" he knelt down to my twitching form as i shot up from the ground.

"..."

"um, whoopsie daisys🥺☝️💞 sorry about that abortion- i mean shu, i wasn't trying to run away from you or anything." i laughed hysterically as he just stared at me, unimpressed. he sighed.

"you hurt?"

"PFFT- me? hurt? as if. i'm too alpha for tha- AYO DON'T GRAB ME!!" this whore snatched my wrist and pulled me up off the ground like a sack of potatoes.

"you're such an idiot, you know that?" he shook his head and began dragging my ass out the park. "i take my eye off you for two seconds, and you'll find some elaborate way to get yourself killed. you're worse then valt, i swear." he scoffed, tightening his hold on my wrist, a hue of pink dusting his cheeks.

wonder why...🤔?

"pfft, you're just a hater."

"you're an inbred."

"WHAA-😦" shit. i've been rubbing off on these whores a little TOO much. "speaking of inbred, i once knew this guys who had HUGE ears, and i said to my friend one time it was possibly due to incest that that happened to him. THAT GUY COULD HEAR COLOURS, IM TELLING YOU-"

"um," he mumbled, side eying me to let me know he didn't agree with what i was saying. "you know, big ears are an insecurity..."

"shhhh... he might hear you."

"..."

"OW! STOPSTOPSTOP OKAY IM SORRY!!" i yelled as he shoved down my head and pinched my cheek. "SHU YOU BI- OW! NOT SO HARD YOU FU-"

yes, this did continue for a while. how bad did it get? definitely worse then all the 3272782 other times.

did i get so pissed off that this albino rabbit inbred pineapple had the audacity to attack me to the point i tackled him into a bush to fight back? maybe, yes.

"AHH-! y/n get off me!!"

"THEN STOP PINCHING ME YOU DIPSHI-"

"GOD I CAN'T WITH YOU!!"

"I HOPE YOUR GRANDMOTHER GETS CHLAMYDIA!!"

yeah this continued for a hot minute, till after i got the upper hand and flipped that little rabbit whore on his back, pinning him down as i continued to poorly slap his hands off my face like a weak ass kindergartener.

I AIN'T TRYNA GET SUED FOR ANIMAL ABUSE OKAY?? I CAN'T HURT HIM THAT BAD.

finally he let go of my face to protect his own, "okay! okay! quit it!"

"huh? oh shit, my bad gang," i laughed and stopped hitting him once he surrendered, but then i gave him a confused eyebrow raise when he covered his face with both hands. though i could still make out his bright red blush from behind.

LIKE HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE SO DRAMATIC BRO ITS NOT THAT HOT OUT. GROW SOME BALLS, WE LIVE IN JAPAN.

"n-now get off me! you're crushing me, you know!"

i blinked like thirty times, either debating punching him for basically calling me heavy, or be nice and not. i then suddenly had flashbacks to that time i fell out that tree and landed on top of valt, "HEY WAIT A SEC, AGAIN, ISN'T THE GUY SUPPOSED TO BE ONE TOP🤨??"

"DOES THAT MATTER?!"

"well damn, no need to yell. calm down, BUCKAROO." i shook my head in disappointment at how easily some people can lose their temper.

ha, couldn't be me.

i got off him and rolled onto the grass flat on my back lazily, looking up at the tinted pink clouds caused by the setting sky. meanwhile, shu backed like ten feet the second i got off, as if i had the plague or something.

"OKAY I KNOW YOU'RE NOT INTO GIRLS AND ALL, BUT THATS A BIT DRAMATIC-" not complaining though. stay six feet away, i don't want your failed-abortion-energy to rub off on me.

we both looked a bit rough, considering we were fighting like toddlers for a good three minutes straight, rolling in the grass. i looked over to see this kid going through the five stages of grief.

"ERM, WHAT THE SIGMA...🤓☝️"

he ignored me.

shu had his hand covering his mouth, face so red it trailed to his ears, and noticeably avoiding eye contact as he left his gaze far away from mine.

i sighed, sitting up and going cross cross apple sauce on the grass. "you know shu, if you're gonna fantasize about valt, can you not do it around me? it's kinda gay-"

"CAN YOU STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT THAT?! IM NOT GAY! NEITHER IS VALT! YOU'RE JUST DELUSIONAL!"

"..."

"nuh uh...😞"

"YEAH HUH."

"..."

i blinked multiple times, before humming, and placing my finger on my chin, thinking deeply..."so he's bi with a 99.9% preference for men?"

"i hope you get chlamydia."

"been there done that, nice try though💞" i chuckled like the main character i am, looking into the distance as the wind blew through my golden locks that was thrown into a messy bun because i'm just so quirky and different. (y/n moment).

"anyway," i giggled BASHFULLY as i stood up from the grass, dusting the dirt off my clothes from rolling around fighting like dogs with rabies. "you gonna sit there and be denial all day? not that i care, i mean whatever makes you happy i guess🤦‍♀️"

he had a tic mark on his forehead, sighing in frustration and standing up, doing the same as i did. "no, idiot. i'm still walking you home."

"YOU KNOW, IM GOOD I REALLY A- BITCH DON'T GRAB ME." he rolled his eyes as he gently took my hand in his, leading us off the grass and back to the sidewalk.

"for once y/n, please just listen to me. i'm on my last straw with you."

"then get more straws😐"

he sent this very menacing glare to me behind him. like, not kidding, this man was radiating a fire of rage as if I was the problem.

pfft- imagine.

"damn it..." he groaned to himself, using his free hand to rub his temple and turning back to the path infront of us, all while grumbling under his breath. "how the hell did i fall for you?"

"huh? what you say, rabbit ass? my bad gang, i was staring at a cute ant on the ground."

"...nothing."

and with that we walked the five minutes to my house, him still holding my hand as if i was going to run off and jump into the ocean to get eaten by sharks.

the silence was fine by me, didn't wanna talk to his aborted ass anyway. though he clearly didn't feel the same, as he looked visibly nervous and uncomfortable. i mean, his hand gripping mine was a bit sweaty, shaking, and his face was still red.

LITERALLY STOP FANTASIZING ABOUT VALT NEAR ME I DONT CARE FOR YOUR GAY LOVE LIFE...☠️🙏

"...sorry for earlier by the way." he said, slightly embarrassed while talking about when we were legit mauling each other.

"yeah you should be."

he irked, but took a deep breath to not blow up again, "it was immature of me,"

"yeah it was."

"YOU COULD APOLOGIZE TOO, YOU KNOW." he raged at me, legit tweaking the fuck out. shu deals with me so much, i almost feel bad (no i don't).

"nah, i'm good💕"

his eye twitched in annoyance, before he narrowed his eyes and looked down at the pavement, stopping in his tracks. "y/n..." he paused, looking back at me with a calm expression, and eager eyes. "do you like me?"

"there isn't a single word in the english dictionary that could possibly express how much i don't."

"..."

"...let's keep walking."

"damn, so much work."

❏ shu kurenai's pov:

that stung a little, but i'm used to her acting like this. there isn't a single doubt in my mind that
y/n's the weirdest girl i've ever met. and meanest too...

every time she insults me, all i can do is get nervous when i think back to that time in xander's grandfathers office. when i told him a little about y/n, and how reckless and snarky she can be, he said girls are only mean to the guys they like.

i'm a guy.

she's really mean to me.

like, really mean.

in fact, i'm shocked no one has pressed charges for hate speech against h- ah, um, never mind...that's besides the point.

i hate how i can't help but try and fight back a smile every time she's mean to me. cause deep down, that chance that she does it to hide even the tiniest emotions for me makes me happy, and somewhat relived.

just like all the other thousand times, i fought back that smile of contentment. i glanced back at her to see her staring up at the sky in a daze as always. so unfocused, wild, and crazy.

i'd be lying if i said i didn't like how unpredictable she can be. keeps things exciting, but nevertheless worries me like nothing else. no wonder i always feel the need to be around her, and keep her safe from her own self.

she failed to notice my eyes on her, that lingered for a second too long.

a part of me hoped that, whatever she was thinking of at this moment, was something about me...

❏ y/n l/n's pov:

shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy yaa

drank swala la la

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shu dropped me off at my house, after i said toodles and shut the door. "god damn, that
gay-tard really needs to just except his own attraction-"

i cut myself off, and looked around the house briefly.

"wait a sec... wasn't i supposed to go to valts after this?"

"..."

"OH FUC-"

yeah, i'm super unreliable if you couldn't tell.

for the record, i completely blame shu for this.

i booked it back out the house and ran my dandy little way all the way back to valts, where i promised to meet the twins and masky again before leaving earlier to deal with daigo's suicidal ass.

that reminded me of all the 3am texts i'd get from discord of people telling me they 'did it again' and i would just reply with five nights at freddy's memes.

HAHAHA- god i'm a terrible person...

"I'M HERE!!" i screeched, legit jumping over their backyard fence, startling masky and the twins who were chilling back there, masked groomer probably giving them free zac the ballsack merch again.

"DARLING-"

"get the fuck away from me😐"

"..."

while masked groomer over there was being a dramatic sewer pipe, legit decaying away at the rejection, i went to go see my favourite twins. "hey kids😈🔥🔥"

"AAH! Y/N YOU GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US-"

SMACK

"TOKO I SAID NO SWEARING!!"

while the twins started attacking each other i watched in anticipation on who'd win. "go nika!! my three dollars and seventy two cents are on you!!"

yeah, nika won.

"anyway, so is valt back yet? or is he still training with honcho at school?" i asked, taking a seat on the deck next to nika.

she shrugged, "he should be home pretty soon. it's getting late. but um..." she trailed off, looking over at masked groomer who was still ice frozen in the same spot, still decaying away. "what happened to him?"

"so dramatic, i swear. you tell a masked groomer you don't wanna get groomed and suddenly YOU'RE THE BAD GUY🙄" i scoffed, putting my hands up in defence whilst shaking my head.

she sweat dropped, before we all suddenly heard a crash from within the house. "WHATS FOR DINNER??"

"welp, looks like valts home."

we all got up, masky finally snapping out of his emo coma to follow. we all spotted valt laying on the ground at the front door, passed out in exhaustion.

i turned to toko, "yo, pass me a bey bread from the counter." he did as i said and threw it over to me. i caught it, and kneeled down in front of valt's dying form, putting the food up to his nose.

he sniffed it and immediately resurrected.

fucking big back....😦

"bey bread...!" he exclaimed in a tired daze, going in to bite it before i pulled it away cause i'm a jerk. "aww..." he looked like the sad frowning emoji face.

"PFFT-" the twins glared at me slightly. "what?? it was funny." some people are so sensitive nowadays🤦‍♀️🙄 (i cried when my minecraft cat died).

i snickered at the way valt looked like he was about to cry, and shoved the bey bread into his mouth. "fuel up kid, you're gonna be taking on this groomer for a while-..." i froze at my own words, slowly turning my head to the twins and masky behind me while valt happily ate.

"that's what she sai-"

"you say that in my house i'm beating your ass."

"THATS IT! I'M TELLING MOM!!" nika yelled at her brother before stomping away.

"wait... NIKA NO-" he ran after her, leaving me, valt, and the pedophile alone. while that blue dyslexic hedgehog was still being a big back, masky sighed dreamily as he watched nika and toko mauling each other.

"they grow up so fast, don't they my dear?"

"..."

"valt hes talking to you." i nudged his hand with my foot, getting ignored.

"HUH?? NO I WASN'T!! I MEANT Y- oh for the love of blading, i give up..." he slammed his forehead against the wall all depressed like.

damn, so masky has a crush on valt and just got heartbroken?? crazy.

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"alright! first battle!" toko announced.

fast forward, after masky finished being emo, valt finished being a big back, and the twins finished trying to give each other rabies, we went to the park for the masked groomer- i mean blader and valt to battle.

"let's see that launch of yours! i wanna make sure it's as good as they say!" masky exclaimed, as valt enthusiastically grinned, spinning his arm around.

"all over it! i'm about to send your bey into orbit!"

NOOO NOT ZILLION ZEUTRON BRO😢 he's like my favourite bey.

'fucking cheater.'

'you'll get over it.'

"ready? set! three... two... one... let it rip!"

both beys were launched in the stadium, zeutron immediately taking centre. "yeah! now that valtryek's awoken, it'll steam role any bey that tries to stand in its way!" valt cheered, pumping his fist. "go! rush launch!"

on command valtryek began to attack zeutron from all angles. masky smirked, "except zillion zeutron..."

"the blades are stoping valtryek from even getting close to denting zeutron!" toko finished, as the two metal balls in zeutron activated, enhancing its spin and shield.

"oh no! valtryek's losing energy!"

"it's not over!!" valt yelled, determined to fight till the end. "we can still do it!" valtryek then used the sides of the stadium to increase speed by repeatedly hitting it.

"i don't believe it...!" masky said aloud, shocked by the scene.

guys... it's a spin top... calm down😰

veltryek collided with zeutron, and actually managed to knock him away from the centre. "pretty good valt," masky smirked, praising, "but, you still have a long way to go." on cue, zeutrons tip rocked against the stadium red line, using the angle to gain speed, and come crashing down to valtryek.

"GASP." i said out loud. like, say the word 'gasp' cause i'm different. "OH NO! VELTRYEK YOU DUMB WHORE MOVE OUT THE WA-"

CLINK

"...okay maybe not that far..." i deadpanned as the blue spin top lost its balance on the stadium and went flying out, valt tweaking out to go catch it like it was a pot of gold and he was a ginger leprechaun.

yeah he face planted on the ground.

"AAH! VALT!"

"HAHAHA- OW! TOKO I'M GONNA CAST A FREAKING SPELL ON YOU, TRUST😐"

after abusing me, the twins ran over to see if valt was still alive.

he past out sleeping.

close enough.

he let out a loud snore, "just... one more rush launch... that's all i'm asking..." he mumbled in his sleep.

"dang, he past out!" nika exclaimed, and toko jumped down to try and wake him up, to no avail. she turned to masky, "looks like he's gonna have to forfeit the match... i'm sorry about that!"

"no worries. i was glad to take him on. your brother really knows what he's doing." masky smiled, looking down at valts dying form. see? i knew he was gay. "make sure he's caught up on his sleep by the next time we meet!"

"you bet! and thanks, masked blader!" toko smiled, deciding to leave valt to sleep on the ground some more.

"sure thing. and besides, being able to see my dear had me more then satisfied for today..." masky grinned, and for some reason looked back at me.

like aren't you talking about valt?? holy shit, that blue midget has a lot of hoes on his ass😔

he suddenly walked over and took my hand in his, bringing it to his face and kissing