❏ chapter, forty.
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"YOU MOTHER WHORES ARE TRIPPING BALL SACKS IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA AGREE TO THA-"

"challenge excepted."

"AAH!!" i screamed in horror as the groomer held back his frown and put on his flashy smile and poses.

"not to fear, my dear!" he made a shotgun symbol with his hand, pointing it at me with a wink under his mask. "i told you i'd impress you, and i'll be darned to let you be taken from me that easily!"

wakiya scoffed and pulled me closer to his chest. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU ZESTY INBRED WHO- "sure you won't." he rolled his eyes before smirking and pushing my head down roughly, shoving me to the side in the process. "let's get this over with."

he began walking back over to the stadium, but not before glaring back at me with that same cocky grin. "don't think anything weird about this. i just take pity on you enough to help prevent you from hanging around people like this so much." he turned back around. "you should thank me."

"toko get my bag of fentanyl we're gonna drug this mans water supply."

"um, what's fentanyl?"

anyway, going back to the battle about to happen between these two inbreds...

"i hope you know what you signed up for, this is about to get real." i cringed at wakiya's words. god damn this anime's dialogue is SO BAD-

masky merely shook his fingers side to side in disagreement. "we'll see about that, i'm not getting my hopes up. i don't plan on loosing this little bet, especially since y/n here in counting on me."

FUCKING REAL THOUGH I DO NOT WANT TO BE KEPT BY THAT TWINK ASS GOLDILOCKS HE'LL PROB TURN ME INTO HIS SLAVE OR SOME SHIT😰😰

then again, masky here might try and groom me...

it's so hard hating everyone😔

"first battle!"

the two got into position and of course like every player in this stupid ass sport they can't keep their damn mouths shut. "i'll give you this, wakiya; your match with hoji before was quite impressive. let's see if you can repeat the performance up against someone as powerful as i am." groomer said, LIKE WHY ARE ALL THEIR EGOS THE SIZE OF A HORSES BALL SACK??

"nice try, but trust me wyvron is good enough to go for the win at the nationals. this'll be a peace of cake."

"this is gonna be so epic!" toko cheered, reminds me of valt. speaking of valt, where is that midget? and honcho too? and daigo- oh wait never mind he's probably going through suicidal thoughts over that time he cheated. "hey, maybe. i should get this on video!"

i gasped at toko's words, "black mail? GREAT IDEA!!" i whipped out my phone and started recording, ignoring the way the twins and hoji sweat dropped awkwardly at how this is the most excited they've seen me in a while. and it was for blackmail of all things.

like i mean, if one of them has some pathetic ass embarrassing lose, why wouldn't i use it against them?? free country, is what i say.

"ready? set! three, two, one... let it rip!"

both beys hit the stadium floor, and for some reason masky over here started narrating the battle. "as soon as the metal balls in zillion zeutron move, it's centrifugal force build up inside and intensifies!"

"tell that to someone who cares!" DAMN WAKIYA SNAPPY MUCH?? you on yo man period or something there fam?? "let's go, wyvron!" he exclaimed, and you know that part in the battle when bladers get 'serious' and start freaking glowing?

yeah, that was him right now.

OH MY GOSH AND THERES WYVRON!! AAH HES SO COOL I LOVE HIM!!

i waved enthusiastically at the purple dragon hovering over wakiya, him low key side eyeing me and wondering what the fuck is going on cause i'm usually not this expressive with the beys.

ain't no way that bottom feeder wakiya is this guys owner, he's too cool for that.

"go! shield crash!" wakiya yelled, as wyvron repeatedly hit zeutron who kept his stand in the centre.

"yeah! keep it up!" nika cheered.

meanwhile hoji was having a whole ass panic attack, "no... don't you see whats happening? zeutron is totally shutting wyvron down!"

"no way... how is this possible?" wakiya said aloud, staring at the stadium in shock.

the groomer ChUcKleD, "zillion zeutron, that's how! word of advice, cover your eyes."

i visibly shivered as i felt this nasty chill go up my spine. there's no doubt about it, zeutron is mad op...😦

and just to prove my suspicions, wyvron got one last strong hit in before being knocked out and burst mid air, the three remaining pieces of the spin top falling onto the stadium.

i frowned as i saw wyvrons spirit disappear. aww, dang, guess he didn't wanna stay long.

the ref, who was one of wakiya's minions, stammered and hesitated to call the cut. "i-uh... z-zillion zeutron wins the match with a burst finish!"

"oh yeah!" the groomer exclaimed in victory, putting a thumbs up and turning to wakiya with a cackle. "nice try, kid! thing is, compared to me you're basically still a beginner. keep practicing and maybe one day you can be as powerful as i am!"

i scoffed in offence at his cocky ass attitude, even if it was to wakiya. "MAN YOU BITCH YOU HURT WYVRONS FEELIN- wait." i froze, slowly processing the scene in front of me. "does this mean i don't have to go with wakiya?"

"...um, i guess so?" toko shrugged.

"..."

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"..."

"FUCK YEAHHH-" everyone in the room low key flinched at how loud i yelled that as i basically teleported over to masky and leaped on him, hugging him to the ground.

i pulled away and grabbed his shoulders, shaking him around with a fat smile of relief on my face. "I FREAKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH MASKY!! I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOUR A GROOMER OR A MAN!!"

FUCKING CALL ME CRINGE ALL YOU WANT THIS MAN SAVED MY FREAKING LIFE😇

i hugged him again, pulling away just as fast and ignoring the way he stared with a stunned smile and bright red face. "oh! and zeutron is like, super duper cool! definitely one of my new favourites!"

'ew what? he's literally so lame why the hell would you even say that. i expected better of you.'

'shut the fuck up maration i'm tryna have a happy wholesome moment on how i'm not gonna become a literal slave to wakiya.'

i blocked out the rest of marations screams through my head on how zeutron was lame and he was way better.

"for real, it makes even me wanna battle you! and i hate this twink sport." i laughed hysterically, patting his shoulder like a proud father before getting off him. he kinda looked like he had just been struck with 5372828 of cupids arrows, having literal hearts flying around him and the most dumb expression known to man.

"woah! is he gonna faint?!" hoji asked in panic, pointing at my masked saviour. "oh crap- SOMEONE CATCH HIM!!"

wonder why...🤨??

i skipped over to wakiya and gave him a pat on the shoulder, "no hard feelings, man. i just really didn't wanna become no slave to your rich boy persona." i then bent down to pick up the remains of wyvron, put then back together, and place them in his grubby hands.

"don't worry, i still think wyvron is very poggers. even if he did lose pitifully💞"

"why you liTTLE BIT-"

"ANYWAYS-" i clapped my hands together to signal the twins and masky to get the absolute FUCK outta here before i go feral on these hoes. biting and shit, i ain't afraid to go furry mode.

i skipped out the door, "later."

"hey! y/n wait for us!" nika yelled after me, her and toko running after, followed by masky.

"W-WAIT, MY DEAR!! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME NOW!!"

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"i hope you enjoyed the show, kids!" masky announced, as we were all back at the bey park by now. the sun was setting, and he was standing on top of the skateboard parkour mini hills striking random poses. "and my dear, of course!" he flashed a shiny grin and winked in my direction, who was sitting on the ground between the twins.

"erm, what the sigma??"

he went on, "a real life tale of the masked bladers lonely journey! single handedly spreading love to the game far and wide! that's a wrap!" he gave a thumbs up, and toko leaned over to mumble something to me.

"he is a little weird, all right. then again, who isn't?"

"me."

"well that's just not true-"

"LETS GOO!!!" we all side eyed masky as he suddenly leaped into the air like a fucking grasshopper, did 363873 front flips, then landed on the ground, rolling his ankle, and falling to the ground, shrieking in agony. "THE PAIN! THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH TO BARE—"

"i take back everything nice i said about this guy, saved my ass or not, he's still a total twink." i deadpanned, pointing at his dying form with my thumb as the twins sweat dropped awkwardly.

"he kinda reminds me of valt."

"really? i was thinking hes a lot like y/n."

"HAHAHHA- toko if you ever compare me to that pedophile again consider yourself an opp😐 it's gonna be on sight, for real."

suddenly, barbie over there got over it, stood up, and struck one of his zesty little poses. "AH- 'TIS BUT A SCRATCH!!"

"HES SPEAKING IN MEDIEVAL TIMES!! TOKO I FREAKING TOLD YOU I WASNT THE WITCH HERE!!" i said, making a cross with my two index fingers towards masky.

DING

"ayo what the flip-" i took out my phone to see a notification from... "wednesday adams-? oh shit never mind it's just daigo."

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"..."

"UGHHH-" i let out an EXTRA long groan of annoyance before standing up, causing the three to look at me with curiousness.

"y/n? where are you going?" nika asked, tilting her head to the side.

"indeed, my dear. i expected you to stick around at least a little longer! i have yet to show you the true dazzling-ness of i, THE MASKED BLADER-"

"yo can i meet you guys at valts later? i gotta go real quick. daigo is being suicidal again🙄"

"HEY!! DON'T IGNORE ME, MY DEAR!!"

i waved him off, still talking to the twins. they nodded in reply, "sure! we'll meet ya there!" nika smiled in understanding. aww, i love her so much.

as for toko...😐 LIKE STOP CALLING ME A WITCH BEFORE I REALLY DO START CASTING SPELLS ON YOU, FOR REAL.

"perfect!" i gave them both a quick hug. man, i wish i had siblings- oh wait, HAHAHA I HAVE SHU FOR THAT AND HE FUCKING ABUSES ME ALL THE SAME AS A REAL ONE WOULD😍 (i'm gonna fucking drug him one of these days).

i pulled away, ignoring nikas happy smile and small blush, and toko's frozen face and HUGE blush. i skipped off, ignoring the way masky was yelling after me, asking where his 'goodbye hug' was. and to not leave him and take his 'stolen heart' with me.

wonder what that means🤨??

anyway, time to go convince daigo not to kill himself HAHAHA I LOVE MY LIFE😜🤪🫶🏻 (end my suffering).

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"daigo... daigo... daigo..." i mumbled to myself, scouting the park near the river where valt used to train all the time, looking through the few people in search of my emo midget. "daigo... daigo... doomscizor... daig- wait."

"..."

"DOOMSCIZOR??!" i whipped my head back in the direction of a huge looking grim reaper sitting near a tree in a bench. "what the fu..." why am i even surprised? bro i knew i could now see these things outside of bey battles now, but still i'm shocked to see him without his twerp owner.

he looked kinda sad too, staring at the ground and all.

DAIGO EVEN RUBS OFF ON HIS BEY?? MAN GET YOUR ZESTY ASS...

my eye twitched crazily. man i am so fed up with dealing with these twinks issued beys. but unfortunately i'm just SO nice (and nosy) so of course i went to go see that ghostly being.

"hey papi."

"hey y/n."

"..."

"AW WHAT THE FUCK-" he flinched back on the bench, nearly tumbling over and falling on his ass. "oh, never mind, i forgot you're weird and can see us. you really are a witch..."

"AYO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING WITH TOKO OR SOMETHING?? THAT TWERP ASS-"

"nah," he shook his skull head, waving his hand. he seemed to have calmed down from when i nearly made him shit himself. i sat down next to him to listen. "valtryek did."

"that whore?😦"

"yeah he doesn't like you very much." he deadpanned, finally seeing why. "i don't remember if it's cause of that time you said you didn't care about maration being anti-social, you know, when he went in your dream, or the many times you ignored him."

"really? that's all? shit, and here i thought i did a lot worse to him. i gotta up my game..." i thought to myself, thinking of how i need to be more menacing and make more people hate me.

"anyway," i shrugged it off, "so about that time valtryek came into my dream... what the fuck was that😐?"

"wow, did maration never explain anything to you?" he scoffed, as if he knew how much of a BITCH maration is. "figures. he's kind of an ass-"

'MAN SHUT YO SKELETON ASS THE FUCK UP YOU GOT NO LEGS HOMIE.'

i winced when he screeched in my head, deadass giving me a brain disease. so did doomscizor, a bit surprised maration would actually talk to other beys for once. anti social looking ahh.

suddenly, i saw my pocket begin to glow a dim light through the fabric, and my bey was... low key shaking around like a fucking kid doing somersaults in school.

i took that bitch out to see him TWEAKING. "AHH WHAT THE FU-" i threw that hoe on the grass, it still vibrating. not even two seconds later, it glowed a bright red, freaking blinding me.

when i opened my eyes...

that fucking bitch was standing there in all his twink glory.

"MARATION WHAT THE FU-"

he groaned loudly as he cracked his back in like, twenty different places. "god damn, it's been a while since i came outta that shell..."

"you lazy ass."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP DOOMSCIZOR I COULD BEAT YOUR ASS!!" maration raged at the doomscizor, who was still sitting next to me.

"alright dude...." i started, causing both of them to look at me, "what the flip."

"oh, my bad kid," maration yawned, randomly taking a seat on the ground, matching my crisscross sitting position. "so like, you know how i told you beys could come out as physical forms? except you're the only one that can see us? for some reason... maybe you are a witch."

"okay, there's no way you guys aren't conversing with toko." LIKE IM NOT A WITCH?? yet. i'm getting real sick of you bitches i might just have to cast a spell on ya'll. "also, yeah. it was weird as hell."

he rolled his eyes, "yeah well i haven't done that in the last five years."

"you lazy ass."

"OKAY! NOT YOU TOO!!" he raged, scoffing and crossing his arms, and pointed to his bey form that was just resting on the ground from when i threw it. "that thing is mad comfy."

"no way you don't have hemorrhoids..."

"doomscizor, shut the fuck up. i'm trying to have a teacher moment with my owner right now."

i watched the two continue to bicker, "ya'll fight like a married couple." i deadpanned, causing them both to freeze, and slowly turn their heads to look at me.

"..."

"you ever say some shit like that again y/n, the next time i fly outta one of them damn stadiums im going straight for your face."

"agreed."

"MAN FUCK YOU YA'LL GAY!!" i raged and got off the bench, stomping over and picking up my bey before chucking it at marations fat face. "GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!!"

"IM NOT A DOG-"

"WHATEVER YOU FURRY DO WHAT I SAY OR IM EATING YOU LATER!!"

"..."

"that's what i thought." i scoffed and sat back down on the bench next to doomscizor, as maration mumbled some shit angrily before exploding in a light of red, and going back into his bey shell. i picked it up and put him back in my pocket.

"..."

"man," i mumbled, "i need to get a new bey😕"

"agreed."

"you said that already. not very alpha sigma of you to repeat yourself doomscizor🥶🔥🔥" i said, ignoring his side eye. "UM, so, like, why aren't you in bey form? and why are you away from daigo? and where is that gnome?"

he was silent for a minute, before sighing and looking ahead. "daigo betrayed my trust. he ch- ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!"

"huh? wait, sorry, what was the question?" i faced him, a game of among us in my hands. "sorry man, i ain't no gay therapist😒"

he groaned in annoyance, face palming before continuing, me actually listening this time. "he cheated-"

"erm, yeah i know😜😜"

"shut up. i'm trying to have an angst moment." he put his hand in my face to shut me up. DON'T MAKE ME EAT YOU. "he's now... distant. even from me. he's guilty, definitely. but the string of our bond is broken..."

"damn, that's crazyyy."

his eye twitched in annoyance, before continuing. "i don't... wanna be around him. not like this. i know it was a mistake, and i believe he can change, and he won't do this ever again... but..." he trailed off, not sure what else to say.

"nah, i get it man." i leaned back on the bench, staring up at the pink sky and clouds, caused by the setting sun. "he called me here, actually. said he needed to talk."

he nodded, "i know."

"don't worry, skelly." i pat his shoulder, which felt weird since he's literally a bey spirit. so i can touch them too? gross😕 "i'll take care of it. i'm sure it'll all work out. this wouldn't be a kid anime if it didn't."

"wait, what-"

"NOTHING-" i coughed violently before standing up. "erm, anyway, go back to your emo gnome, daddy will deal with everything kitten whiskers🥺💞💞🔥"

"..."

"um... okay," he mumbled, inching away from me. he cleared his