❏ chapter, thirty five.
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↳ I NEED TO GET NEW FRIENDS !

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hey guys, it's your girl y/n here😏🫵

so like, y'all remember that time i caught that twink looking blonde rockstar guy staring at me? 'that time' being twenty minutes ago?

yeah, anyway. so you remember how i didn't do anything about it? well sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but little did i know i was gonna come to regret that decision. very, very much.

and here's how it started...

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"OH THIS IS GONNA BE GOODDD LET ME GET MY TEA CUP READYY😍☝️" i snickered to myself at the sight of the big screen showing the four contenders for the second round.

valt vs honcho, and wakiya vs hoji.

did i skip over honchos and hoji's first round battle to skip to this? yeah, what of it?

spoiler alert: they won😱😱

crazy, i know.

"you just want people to fight, don't you?" shu turned to me with a sweat drop.

"well duh. why else do you think i stick around to play this goofy ahh sport- I MEAN ITS TOTALLY BECAUSE I LOVE TO PLAY WITH SPIN TOPS AS MUCH AS YOU GUYS!!" damn, almost exposed myself there.

eventually the crowds of people dispersed, along with hanami who announced the end of todays matches. a bunch of my friends went their separate ways, and i felt like following...

THE TWINS🗣️😱😏💪

you know, cause i'm different.

currently we were inside the wbba halls, along with a bunch of other bladers and people from the crowd. we (and by we i mean them) were searching for valt and honcho.

after a while we eventually spotted them having a friendly argument about their upcoming battle.

"WHATS THERE TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT? I GOT THIS IN THE BAG!"

"YA KIDDING? I'LL BE SO FAST YOU WON'T EVEN SEE ME!!"

"HA! I'M A MILLION TIMES FASTER THEN YOU!"

"YEAH WELL I'M TELL MILLION TIMES FASTER!"

"I'M A HUNDRED BILLION TIMES MORE-""

"holy FUCK i need to get new friends😐" i shook my head as i watched them, the twins already running up to break up the fight. i followed.

"do we need to break you guys up?" toko asked, worried as nika followed after, "don't make us go there!"

i shoved my head between the two twins, holding up my phone. "YOU KIDDING?? FIGHT! FIGHT! FI-" i cut myself off once i spotted the twins looking at me like they really did want to burn me at the stake.

"what? just saying😒" i put my phone away.

"we aren't fighting!" honcho explained, followed by valt. "it's our pre-battle routine! how we show me care!"

"up for a practice match?"

"oh yeah! you coming y/n-..."

"..."

"WHERE DID SHE GO?!"

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yeah so i dipped.

guys i can only be surrounded by that many gay men in denial for so long, okay? cut me some slack😔

i checked my magical girl watch to see it was only 4pm. i've got some time to kill, and mio's at work till late tonight. "hm," i hummed, leaning against a door outside the wbba building. "i'll go to the park."

and that's how little old me made my dandy little way there.

little did i know i was being followed.

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"MAN HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP THERE??" i yelled to the goofy ass grey and white cat, meowing loudly as it shivered in the tallest branch up the tallest tree. "goddamn it, i am such a good person😔" i sighed as i took off my headphones and hung them on my neck, beginning to climb this tree.

"karmas a bitch!" yeah i started singing. WHAT OF IT I'M LITERLLY 'y/n' WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?? AT LEAST ITS NOT FIGHT SONG🤬 "i should of known bette- oh wait fuck i can't sing that anymore cause it was exposed it wasn't even jojo siwa's song to begin with...😰"

i deadpanned, and froze on my climbing position. "i mean... i guess i could sing fight song-🤨"

"MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M GETTING THERE!!" i yelled back at this impatient little furry, scoffing as i picked up the pace and got to the thing in a few seconds, hopping from branch to branch till i was nearly at the very top. "no respect, i swear😒"

i was about to pick up the shivering furry, when at the very last second...

THIS FURRY ASS FUCK JUMPED OFF THE BRANCH, JUMPED ON MY CHEST, THEN LEAPED TO THE GROUND AND LANDED ON ITS FEET AND RAN AWAY.

"man what the fu- OH SHIT." yeah, you know how i said it jumped on my chest? yeah well it also pushed me off my standing position on the branch.

and guess what happened next? i started fucking falling to my doom.

"GOD DAMN IT I SHOULD OF SANG CLARITY BY ZEDD!!" i screeched as my life flashed before my eyes. "AHHHHHHH-"

PLOP

...

what the fuck.

so... i didn't die. i didn't even hit the ground. at least i think i didn't... i don't know i had my eyes shut the whole time.

if anything it felt like i had just been caught in someone's arms. they kinda smelled like roses and... a shit ton of hair products.

"you can open your eyes now, sunshine." WHO THE FU-

tell me why the first thing i saw when i peeked open one of my eyes, is none other then zac the ballsack, carrying me bridal style as if this was some kind of romance book.

pfft- imagine🙄

he flashed a shiny grin, winking, "glad to see you're oka-"

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME😐" i deadpanned, and this man looked like he had been shot in the heart. i swiftly escaped his loosened grip and took a few steps back.

"damn bro, and here i thought my suffering was finally over." i shook my head in disappointment, then looked up to the sky. "IS IT MY DESTINY TO CONSTANTLY BE SURROUNDED BY TWINK BLADERS, GOD?!"

he sweatdropped before clearing his throat, and going back to his flashy persona, somehow getting super close to me in mere seconds as he grabbed my hand and held my knuckles to his lips.

"BOY GET YOUR ZESTY LOOKING-💀"

he cut me off by placing a finger over my mouth. first off, cringe as hell. second off, i'm trying so hard not to bite him it hurts.

"y/n l/n, from the moment i saw you, you've intrigued me greatly." he started off and kissed my hand, putting it down but was sure to keep holding it. he placed his free hand on his heart, smiling. "i've never felt this way towards anyone before! it was love at first sight. your cute appearance is the opposite of your bold, and fiery personality. i just couldn't help but stare!"

he grabbed my wrist and and gently pulled me closer, "have you always been this dazzling?"

"..."

"alright dude, what the flip😨" i slowly pushed this guy away. don't get me wrong, if he didn't have this low key feminine appearance i would have punched him in the face in a heartbeat.

but i'm still processing what's happening right now, because...

this is a very extravagant friend request😰

"man i don't even know you..." SO PLEASE FUCK OFF.

he gave me this look of surprise at that, before smiling again, "see? this! your so... different! so new and and interesting!" he grabbed me again, this time both my hand.

him and his corny british accent then started a speach. "for the first time in my life, i feel as though a planet circulating the sun, trapped within a gravitational pull. y/n l/n, you are my sun! i feel nothing but inspiration when i see you! will you be my mu-"

"no😐"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO'?!?" he raged, acting like i just cursed upon four generations of his family line. "you mustn't say that so soon! i've never felt this way towards anyone before!"

"MAN I SHOULD OF CUT THOSE WIRES WHEN I HAD THE CHA- i mean..." i pulled away my hands and cleared my throat. "thanks for saving me and all, but if you wanted to be friends you could of just asked😄‼️" that's a lie, i probably would have mauled him.

he blinked multiple times, and had this oddly disappointed look. "f-friends...?"

"ANYWHORE," i patted him on the shoulder and gave the best 'i totally don't want to throw myself off that tree again' smile i could possibly muster up. "great talk buddy. see you around?" no he won't, i'll be avoiding him for the rest of my life here in japan.

i then began to walk away.

FREEDOM-

"wait!"

spoke too soon.

he grabbed my wrist and i looked back at him with the most horrendous and judgemental 'get away from me' look ever witnessed.

"i think i love yo-"

"OH MY GOD LOOK ITS A SUPER HOT LOOKING POP STAR WHOS WAY COOLER THEN YOU!!"

"WHERE-"

"..."

"where did she go..."

yeah so i disappeared as soon as he looked away, leaving the guy standing in the middle of the bey park in bliss.

and that's the story on how everything started to become even worse then it already was...

OH WELL TIME TO GO STALK THE PRINCIPAL🔥🔥🔥

╰┈➤ meanwhile with zac the ball sack...🙀🐺

the blonde teen was left standing on the grassy, empty field in the park. he stared forward at where y/n was originally standing, wide eyed and taken aback. the sun was setting. it was late, and he should head home as well.

still, he couldn't help but smile to himself in amusement, clutching his heart with his right hand. "well then," he started, his eyes narrowing in determination and confidence as he replayed the scene he just had with the odd girl over in his head.

"i always do enjoy a challenge."

╰┈➤ back with y/n ohw to stalk zaddy principle 😏🫵

"god damn these photos from yesterday are SO FINE." i snickered to myself, scrolling through the many pics of the principle i have in my camera role. "on god, if it wasn't illegal i would totally-"

"y/n... what are you doing up there."

"IS THAT THE JOJO HORTON- oh shit never mind it's just daigo." i looked down to see that emo midget staring up at me from the ground as i was peacefully stalking my husband from this tree. "wussup emo!!"

he sweat dropped as i waved at him, completely ignoring how he just caught me doing something very illegal.

i called it a day when i thought i had enough photos of my husband (for now👹...) and jumped down the tree, landing in front of my smaller friend.

"so, you're going up against you-gay, huh?? how you feel?" me, personally, i wouldn't even think about it but not everyone can be as chill as me.

"fine..." he mumbled, looking away. LIKE OKAY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE YOU DON'T LOOK 'fine'.

"daigo, stop fucking lying, you suck at it anyway." i deadpanned and he gave me an annoyed glare. "mad cause i'm right🙄" i plopped myself down on the ground, leaning against the tree.

"but seriously, what's up?"

he sighed, before walking over and sitting next to me. "i just had a battle with valt. be burst doomscizor in seconds."

"whomp who-" he glared at me. "i mean... aww shucks that's too bad🥺" GOD I'M A TERRIBLE FRIEND...

he rolled his eyes and continued. "valtryek is only getting stronger. i'm falling behind. how can i even stand a chance against yugo if i'm like this?" he questioned, deep in thought.

"well damn daigo, this is emo even for you." i tapped my finger against my chin, thinking. "well, here's the truth. i'm not gonna give you some corny little speech all like 'just believe in yourself🥰!' because one that's cringe, and two it's just not true."

he sweat dropped at the bluntness. i continued,
"sure having faith in yourself is a big part, but it's not everything. the truth is not everyone can be strong, nor good at this sport. it's unfair, but just how it is." i shrugged, and leaned my head back on the body of the tree, turning my head to look at him.

"if you don't want to be that person, your only option is hard work and dedication. no other way out," i sighed and stood up, thinking 'ew this is so cringe😒☝️'.

"the rest is up to you, and what you make of it." i smiled, thinking is my head 'damn i'm so deep and cool😏👊'. i snickered to myself.

"DON'T WORRY EMO ILL BE HERE FOR YOU EVEN IF YOU DO FUCK IT ALL U- ayo you good😨...?" i cut myself off when i turned back around to get a look at him, just seeing him staring at me with slightly widened eyes and red cheeks.

like holy shit stop imagining i'm ken😐

speaking of ken, i should text that guy. i miss besu.

"..."

"ANYGAY- I'M GOING HOME..." i deadpanned, and waved before beginning to walk away. "these twinks are getting on my nerves...😒"

"i heard that."

"FU-"

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mornings are crazy. whats even worse is waking up late in the morning.

"DADDY PRINCIPLE IS GONNA BE SO MAD AT MEEEE- oh hey valt." i stopped dead in my tracks when i turned the corner and saw valt and daigo, also late. "and emo boy. what's up??"

without a second thought they each grabbed one of my hands and BOOKED IT. "WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!!"

"OH FUCK I FORGOT-"

"LETS RACE!!" valt yelled, and me and daigo both exchanged a look of 'are you ffr rn??😐'.

regardless we did it cause we're girl boss. i won by the way, daigo came second, valt last.

"imagine losing to a girl."

"SHUT UP!!"

"i say we have a bey battle ne-" valt was cut off.

"late again i see, boys- and, um, y/n." HOLY SHIT ITS DADDY PRINCIPLE- wait... what did he just say. "now hurry onto class. i'll let you go this time."

"yes sir!"

"whatever you say dadd-😏 OW! DAIGO WHAT THE FLIP??"

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"i wanna go home."

"you've been here for two minutes."

"i wanna go home."

"..." honcho's eye twitched in annoyance as he watched me lay on the bench, staring at the sky as lazy as they get. in the background daigo and valt we're having a battle. i'm for real staying after school with this silly ass club of mine, they better be grateful😐

valtryek is like, super crazy fast thanks to his awakening. of course he's not the only one getting better, so daigo won with a ring out finish.

i clapped, as valt sulked. "oh well, better luck next time." valt glared at me from my sarcasm.

"woah! nice one daigo!" honcho exclaimed, shoving valt away from the stadium. "my turn! good thing you lost valt! i learned a thing or two watching!"

"oh, i'm so glad😐" SINCE WHEN WAS VALT FUNNY??

ayo also why the fuck he using emojis? that's my thing😐

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"you visiting that cancer ki- i mean your brother?" i asked daigo on our walk home, for some reason i was tagging along with him for plot reasons.

he glared at me slightly for what i called his brother before, "yeah. then i gotta go train. yugo is no joke."

i shrugged, "you'll do great." spoiler alert... something goes terribly wrong. "you wanna play roblox later?"

"no."

"oh😔"

"..."

"okay fine, but if i wake up late tomorrow i'm blaming you."

"YAY!!"

and that's when we went our separate ways. him going to visit his sick brother, and me going home to nap.

as you can see we both have drastically different goals in life.

i slammed my head against my desk when i died in tower of hell for the 363838 time. and then i remembered i have to go to the regional tournament tomorrow to watch daigo's match.

"damn..." i paused, talking to myself. "why do i have such a bad feeling?"

i looked down at my roblox to see daigo STILL wasn't online.

"..."

"MAN FUCK THIS SHIT I NEED TO GET NEW FRIENDS FOR REAL🤬🤬"

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— extra ::

— MFS IM GONNA NEED ONE OF YOU WHORES TO BUCKLE DOWN AND MAKE A BEYBLADE X READER CAUSE THERE US NONE ON THIS APP😐

— i found literally two and that's it😔

— ERM ANYWAY- zac freaking followed y/n from the tournament to the park. stalker ass, he's so silly

— GUYS Y/N HAD A GACHA PHASE💀

— she def watched the ones that were like "the alpha marked the badgirl😈😈 14+" AND THEN LEFT HATE COMMENTS

— fun fact y/n and daigo have a minecraft world together where they collect cats and name them after cheese

— DANTE AND FREE MENTION🙀🙀⁉️

— random headcanon that is kinda a spoiler for season two😨 : i plan on having y/n and free try and bully each other into killing themselves AT LEAST three times a chapter 🥰☝️

— okay i'm gonna go kms now bye😻🐺🔥