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โ chapter, thirty four.

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โ†ณ ZAC THE BALLSACK !

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"OROCHI!"

"what the- YO SLOW DOWN."

i did not slow down. i tackled him to the ground, swinging my arm around his shoulder. "wassup twin."

you may be wondering, 'y/n, where are the rest of your friends?'

who knows? i came to the regional tournament myself early in the morning. mostly cause i wanted to scout out any new potential bully victims, but you know how it is.

"oh well, guess that means your my new object of ridicule."

"your what-"

"you're built like a one by one lego piece."

"..."

"y/n, you're the reason japan is the most common place for suicide."

"PFFT-" okay maybe that's wrong to laugh at but come on i've said worse and still haven't got canceled so i'll take my chances. "yeah but remember orochi, this is a kids anime. and you're one of the characters. you can't kill yourself until the show gets rated pg."

"wait... what-"

"nothing."

"but-"

"I SAID NOTHING!!" like damn why y'all gotta be so nosy๐Ÿ˜’?? "don't you need to go register? do it fast so we can explore the place."

we began walking over to the very short line up where bladers register. again, since we were early. he kept his eyes on me, smirking. gross. "since when do you wanna hang out with me?"

"i don't. you're just the only mother fucker that doesn't care when i bully you๐Ÿ˜" wow, i'm such a good person. "THIS ONE GUY WON'T STOP FUCKING HITTING ME!! I THINK I HAVE A FREAKING CONCUSSION."

"imagine."

"ew don't you dare start talking like me you eyebrow-less twink."

"..."

we walked up to the register, and he put his launcher into the bar scanner to find his profile. instead of moving out of the way so the machine could take his picture, i photo bombed him in the back holding up a peace sign. his eye twitched when he saw the photo on the big machine screen.

"are you kidding me right now."

"man shut up you love me๐Ÿ˜’"

"yeah, i do."

"HUHH๐Ÿ˜Ÿ" i side eyed this guy and held in the urge to throw up the candy i had for breakfast... but then i remembered something...

i'm like... 99.99999999% sure orochi is gay just like everyone else is this godforsaken place, so obviously...

HES IN DENIAL!!๐Ÿฅฐ

aww, what a loser๐Ÿซถ

i laughed, and pat his shoulder. "it's okay orochi, you'll learn to except it one day." then i walked away with him staring at me like i was crazy (i'm not crazy why the fuck you looking at me like that??๐Ÿ˜)

"...what just happened." he deadpanned and quickly trailed after me. "did you not hear me? i said i like yo-"

"HOLY FUCK BALLS DUDE YOUR DENIAL IS ACTUALLY GETTING RIDICULOUS." i raged, shaking my head and sighing at how he was still doing through the five stages of homosexual grief. "trust me bud, you'll learn one way or another. i believe in you๐Ÿ˜˜โ€ผ๏ธ"

and then i started walking again. silly orochi, still in denial.

"...WHAT JUST HAPPENED-"

yeah so fast forward thirty minutes later this place is PACKED. like, who knew so many people wanted to watch the regionals?? most of the contestants were here, giving me an orochi the perfect opportunity to judge everyone.

"that guy looks like a bitch."

"agreed."

"bro's built like a ufo."

"facts."

"kinda like you then."

"real." he paused. "wait... what." he side eyed me and i looked away bashfully into the sunset (it's mid day) my hair blowing in the wind (there's no wind) and my blue orbs sparkling in the sun (i don't have blue eyes).

"oh, nothingโ˜บ๏ธ"

"have you ever considered entering a psych ward-"

"Y/N!!"

"OH SHI-"

i whipped my head around to see not only valt, but honcho, daigo, the twins, and even shu. valt came running- well, more like aggressively stomping over. "W-WHATS HE HERE FOR??"

"honestly, i have no clue." i deadpanned and side eyed orochi. "why are you still here๐Ÿคจ?"

"do not pretend like you didn't just laugh to tears at the way we were making fun of everyone." he said bluntly. like damn... he has a point-

"i agree with valt!" honcho announced, coming over and swinging his arm around my shoulders. GET THE FUCK OFF- "you really gotta stop being so buddy buddy with everyone!"

"why๐Ÿฅฑ??"

"B-BECAUSE I SAID SO!!"

next thing i know i have the twins on either side of me, holding my hands and pulling me back. "YEAH!" nika yelled.

"WHAT KIND OF REBELLION IS THIS??๐Ÿ’€" I'M CRINGING SO HARD RIGHT NOW GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

"oh, i see what's going on," orochi suddenly spoke, and i gave him a dwayne johnson eyebrow raise at the way he smirked like he knew something i didn't. LIKE I'M SO SMART WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY KNOW??๐Ÿ™„

"well, this will definitely be an issue, but i'm pretty determined." he then kept his eyes on me for a second too long, as if trying to hint something.

"well then, i'll see you later, y/n." he turned his back and waved bye, still having that shit-eating grin.

"..."

"boy what the fu-"

"I DON'T REALLY WANT YOU AROUND THAT GUY." say what. i gave valt a 'ERM, what the flip๐Ÿค“โ˜๏ธ' look at his sudden words. he was frowning, and looked somewhat pissed.

"i agree, the guy give me bad vibes." daigo shrugged, his eyes avoiding me and everyone else.

"me three!" honcho exclaimed, followed after by the twins, "us four!" they said in unison.

"me five." BUNNY ABORTION??๐Ÿ˜จ man the way i looked at this dude the same way i did when jojo siwa made that draco malfoy thirst trap...

he looked back at me, "what? us six can barely handle you. we don't need you adding to the roster of people you torment daily." OUCH SHU??

"MAN FUCK YOU- i'll have you know people very much enjoy my presence๐Ÿฅฐ right guys??"

"..."

"...guys?"

"..."

"GUYS??๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ"

"come on, let's go." shu spoke, grabbing my hand. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME- "the tournament is gonna start soon. xander is waiting in the crowd."

"haha wow that's so great- CAN YOU LET GO OF ME??"

"if i did, you'd probably get lost." he said, and i couldn't help but notice the smallest tint of red on his cheeks.

like holy shit stop imagining i'm valt๐Ÿ˜

the twins followed after us as i tried to continuously rip my hand out of his. SINCE WHEN WAS THIS MOTHER FUCKER THAT STRONG WITH HIS GIRLY ASS HANDS??

"BOY GET YOUR ZESTY AHH-"

yeah he ignored me.

bitch.

the four of us headed to the crowd, immediately spotting xander and his giant ass.

and no, not his actual giant ASS. just saying he's tall as hell. get your minds out of the gutter you creeps๐Ÿคจ...

he does have a sigma skibidi toilet gyatt though๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ’ช

"xander!" both nika and toko exclaimed in unison like the true womb sharers they are.

he turned around and flashed that big, shark grin of his. "hey you two! shu, n/n!" I HOPE YOU GET CHLAMYDIA๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคž

"come to watch the show i see?"

shu smiled and nodded, "you know it. wouldn't miss it for anything." really? i would๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™

"how's that shoulder coming along, shu?" xander asked, leaning down a bit to shu's midget ass height.

while xander and shu were talking about stuff i don't care about, i was getting continuously more, and more bored. i spotted valt, daigo, and honcho all lined up with the other 262872 bladers here in front of the stage.

TECHNICALLY i'm not allowed to go over there cause, you know, i didn't fail.

"..."

"eh, screw it." i shrugged and hopped over the fence, separating the crowd from the stage. "be right back!"

"y/n! get back here!" SHUT UP sHoE๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

"hola perdedores๐Ÿ˜" i came up from behind them and threw and arm around valt and daigo. YEAH I USED GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR THAT SHIT LEAVE ME ALONE ITS A FREE COUNTRY.

"AH! where did you even come from?!" honcho flinched, looking back startled along with the rest of them.

"back there. i got bored." i shrugged and took my arms off the two small ones. "i'm just gonna hang here if that's cool-" THEN I WAS CUT OFF.

"and would you look at that!" hanami, the tournament narrator, spoke after explaining all the tournament rules on his microphone in the announcers booth. "i see two of the supreme four in the audience here with us!"

the what now๐Ÿคจ??

next thing i know i see the huge flatscreen tv at the top of the stage showing shu and xander from in the crowd. then me on stage where i'm not supposed to be...

"our prodigy, shu kureni, and the lord of devastation, xander shakadera!" WHAT GAY LITTLE NAMES ARE THESE?? they both waved at the camera.

the crowd goes WILD. like, woah, calm down ladies i'm right here-๐Ÿ˜

"ahh! shu is so cute!!" my ear twitched at the sound of some random pretty girls squeal whilst drooling over that albino inbred duck.

oh, you meant him๐Ÿ˜

i side glared shu from all the way over here and he pretended not to see. you bi- "not only that but we have our district tournament champion, and new comer y/n l/n! who... for some reason is on the stage..." hanami EXPOSED ME and i just waved at the camera with two hands while valt got immediate stage fright and hid behind me.

"BOY GET YOUR GOOFY AHH-"

the crowd goes crazy once again. like damn guys i know i'm pretty come on๐Ÿ˜ no but seriously i'm getting mad uncomfortable with the amount of males staring at me right now.

damn, im so main character-

next thing i know, the stage explodes in a cloud of smoke, and the silhouette of what looks like the low budget version of smurfette emerges all flashy like.

"AYO THIS WHORE JUST TOOK MY MAIN CHARACTER MOMENT??" i already hate him.

"and what this? amazing! we have a celebrity here with us!" hanami announced, as the smoke finally dispersed and we all got a look of the guy.

first thought?

absolute twink.

"super duper star of the season... zac is here!!"

I HAD TO COVER MY EARS AT HOW LOUD THE GIRLS IN THE CROWD WERE SCREAMING.

like come on guys THIS is yo man? this the guy you simping over?

girl...๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

this so called 'zac' had long blonde hair and red highlight at the top of his head. he wore mostly black and had this gay looking belt that had the letter 'z' on the front.

he started striking some corny little poses which only made everyone (mostly the girls when they should be doing that to ME) fawn even harder.

he did a little spin, pointed at the audience, winked, and smiled. "bey fans, forgive the glam but i'm always this dazzling!"

"BRO WHO IS THIS TWINK?? I HATE HIM๐Ÿ˜" i deadpanned, eye twitching in jealousy. "bro thinks he can steal my hoes..."

"yeah, whats with that guy?" valt asked, just as confused as me.

"dude- and um... y/n," HONCHO YOU BITCH. "you guys don't know who zac is??"

"a movie star??" valt asked, clueless.

"OF COURSE I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS!" i raged, still really pissed off after only seeing this guy two seconds ago. "I DON'T WATCH TWINKS IN MY FREE TIME! i already have you guys for that๐Ÿค—"

"..."

"anyway..." daigo started, but i couldn't help but tell him, honcho, and even valt had this look of relief when i said i didn't know him.

probably because they all secretly have a crush on him and don't want me to steal him away๐Ÿ™„ gay asses, i swear.

"he's one of those big time amateur singing winners. i think he's got a bunch of hit songs right now." daigo explained, and i couldn't help but get a little curious.

if the music is shit, perfect! me and orochi can wrip on him later. if it's not (looks like it's gonna be a very big 'if' though) then perfect. i found new music to obsess over.

could never compare to jojo siwa though๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™

"and he just so happens to be a serious blader!" honcho adds on, followed after daigo again. "he's one of the supreme four."

"BRO WHAT IS TH-"

"wow! that's so cool!" valt cheered as we all looked back at the blonde twink.

"starlight!" he exclaimed, pointing to the sky as the screen behind him changed to a picture of the milky way galaxies. THEN HE STARTED FUCKING ASCENDING INTO THE SKY?? HE CAN FLY- oh wait never mind he just has two clear wires attached to his back.

what a loser.

"my dear competitors, you are all part of the starry sky at night! each one of you is a star! twinkling with special beauty!" WHAT IS HE SAYINGGG...๐Ÿ˜Ÿ "however... i'm afraid i must warn you, of your weakness! sunshine!" he pointed to the side as the screen then showed a picture of the sun.

"no matter how beautiful the star, a new day must arrive! and only with the sun can that happen! i'm sorry, i must tell you, i've eclipsed your starry night... i am the sun in your solar system...i am zac the sunrise!"

"*CRAZY FAN GIRL BACKGROUND SOUNDS*"

"..."

"i'm gonna cut those wires- AYO VALT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??!" next thing we all know valt was walking up on stage to go see that dick. probably to steal my idea and cut the wires himself.

BRO YOU COPYCAT I AIN'T LETTING YOU STEAL MY CHANCE.

"i want to see your best performance bladers, so show me what you got!" zac announced, before being caught off guard by valt standing on the stage in front of him.

"this guy is the coolest ever!" he said, as the whole crowd started mumbling, wondering what in satans ass hole is he doing. "hi! my name is valt aoi! and i wanna battle y- OW! Y/N WHAT THE HECK?!"

i SNATCHED that little boy by his hood and yanked him back, choking him slightly but that's besides the point. "GOD DAMN I NEED TO GET NEW FRIENDS๐Ÿ™" i shook my head to myself, wondering how i got here in the first place.

"HEY!!" he raged, offended. mad cause i'm right.

i made eye contact with that twink in the sky- i mean that zac guy still in the air. we stared at each other for a quick second and i made the most disgusted face known to man kind.

I COULDN'T HELP IT OKAY?? LEAVE ME ALONE ITS A FREE COUNTRY๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

he looked... quite frankly shocked and startled by the fact a (female specifically) would ever give him such a look of uninterest. he placed a hand on his chest in offence.

i cleared my throat, "sorry about him," i picked up valt a bit my his hood and shook him around. "he's special๐Ÿค—"

yeah special needs.

but i'm not gonna say that out load cause it's a bit too early for me to get canceled.

then i turned around and dragged this little blue hedgehog back, only to be stopped by the sound of that barbie looking improper fraction calling me. "hold on- wait!"

"BOY WHAT DO YOU WANT..." i side eyed him.

YOU KNOW WHAT?? MAYBE I AM BEING A JERK RIGHT NOW BUT THIS WHORE TOOK MY BITCHES AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I AIN'T GONNA BE A LITTLE PETTY ABOUT IT๐Ÿ˜’

he just stared at me for a while, not saying anything. for some reason, he looked somewhat 'entranced', zoning out.

"..."

"okay i'm leaving." then i booked it off stage and threw valt back to the others, ignoring the way the dude was low key panicking in the air. "screw you guys, i'm going home๐Ÿ˜˜"

yeah so i did NOT end up going home, in fact xander came over the fence, picked me up, threw me over his shoulder, cackling, and dragged me back to the crowd with two laughing twins and an annoyed looking shu. "BRO PUT ME DOWN-"

"you can't go home yet, n/n! the parties just begun!"

"MOTHER FU-"

yeah eventually that zac guy recovered from his little trance and disappeared in a cloud of smoke, appearing on a big flashy chair at the back of the crowd, two guards in suits on either side. "i, zac the sunrise, here by declare that this regional tournament has begun!"

"SUCK MY DI-"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP??" shu just slapped a hand over my mouth before i could finish yelling my first profanity.

bitch.

the first baders to go up would be decided through random computer selection, so whilst the bug screen was constantly changing blader profiles, it eventually landed on both valt and that wig wearing inbred fu- i mean ukyo.

"well would you look at that! one of the runner ups from the district tournament, valt aoi!" hanami announced, "and the mysterious blader from the shakadera dojo, ukyo ibuki!"

the two contenders, valt and ukyo, we're quick to get to their sides of the stage. ukyo in the blue corner and valt in red.

"fun fact, i tried to hex that guy the other day." i deadpanned, pointing at ukyo.

"man i always knew you were a witch." toko sighed, shaking his head like he was used to this. "if only it was still the 1600's. we'd have you burnt on the stake in no time."

"OKAY LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE BLUE DILD-" i cut myself off (probably for the better. sometimes i forget this is a kids anime) when i felt this weird, uncomfortable chill go down my spine.

someone's staring at me.

and their not female.

so that's immediately gross.

whilst the battle between ukyo and valt was going on, i could care less about it as i slowly crooked my head behind me to find the twat who was staring at me.

who did i see?

THAT BLONDE, GAY, ZESTY LITTLE ZAC THE BALLSACK.

oh hey that rhymes๐Ÿ˜โ€ผ๏ธ

BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT HERE.

bro was just looking at me with this stare of curiousness, completely zoned out as he rested his mouth against the palm of his hand, elbow on the arm rest of his throne thing.

he eventually noticed me staring back at him with that one hatsune miku meme face. you know the one where she looks really disgusted and keeps looking between the camera and the object of ridicule?

no??

WELL TOO FUCKING BAD GOOGLE IT.

i think he was debating between either looking away blushing, or winking and flashing me some corny little grin.

yeah he went with the first option.

kinda surprising, he doesn't look like the shy type. then again, it's hot as hell out here so no wonder he's red๐Ÿ™„

anyway, i got bored real quick so i looked back to see how valt was doing.

bad idea.

i get fucking flashed with

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