❏ chapter, thirty two.
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↳ NUH UH !

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KARMA'S A BITCH

what the balls...

I SHOULD OF KNOWN BETTER

didn't i faint like two seconds ago??

IF I HAD A WISH

OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT UP-

"ayo what the flip shu why do you have my phone😐" i shot up from a bed in the dojo, probably the nurses station, only to see shu sitting next to it, holding my phone and playing jojo siwa.

i SNATCHED that shit back while he just stared at me, blinking with wide eyes.

"..."

"um, sir this is a mcdona-" then i was legit CUT OFF when he really quickly stood up from his chair, knocked it over and grabbed my shoulders, his face a little TOO close for comfort😦...

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME-"

"what rhe hell y/n- do you know how worried everyone has been?!" i blinked in response to his words, resisting the urge to make a crude joke and decided to be nice and let him have this moment. "i knew you were an idiot, but this is too far!"

"AYO WHAT-" i was literally about to bitch slap this albino looking whore so hard. "MOTHER FUCKER IT WASNT MY FAULT!! BLAME THE UNIVERSE NOT ME!!"

he sighed deeply, taking his hands off my shoulders. "just... don't do that again please."

"AWW WERE YOU WORRIED FOR ME?? lol that's gay-"

"of course i was worried!" wait what. "everyone was!"

"..."

"whomp who-"

"i'm gonna chuck you out this window."

"oh." i mumbled, side eyeing the window made of thick glass that would definitely hurt like a bitch to crash into. i got enough cuts already now LITERALLY BOTH MY ARMS ARE WRAPPED IN BANDAGES. "meh, i could take it."

his eye twitched in irritation, and he just stared at me. LIKE ARE YOU TRYNA PUT A CURSE ON ME OR SOMETHING?? i always knew he was a witch😒 no wonder he has white hair at age eleven.

"erm, anyway- why the flip did you play the jojo siwa song of all things??"

"daigo said that was the only way you'd wake up."

"damn, he's right... CURSE YOU JOJO SIWA!!" i yelled at the roof while he side eyed me like 'what the absolute frick.'

i shook my head in disappointment, crossing my arms and leaning back in the nurses bed. "by the way, just so you all know, it wasn't from LoSs Of BlOoD that i fainted. that's lame."

he gave me a confused look, "then why did you?"

"i forgot to take my low iron pills😔💔 that shit keeps me alive, i swear to god." okay it doesn't actually, but my girlies who be feeling light headed every time they get up understand me.

"i feel like that's lamer."

"MAN SHUT YOUR GOOFY ASS UP-"

"STOP SWEARING!! GOD, I CAN'T STAND YOU."

"oh for real? shucks then sit down homie i don't know what to tell you😒" i shrugged, rolling my eyes.

"I SWEAR I'M GONNA-" he cut himself off, taking a deep breath and exhaling, "you know what? i'm not gonna bother anymore. but valt and the others are still in their battle with the sword flames. i left after valt told me...you know."

"..."

"valt finally told you he was gay😦??"

"NO!?!" he yelled, literally losing sanity as we speak. "THAT KEN IS MOVING AWAY!!"

"oh." i deadpanned, pausing. "meh, i was close."

he groaned, rubbing his temples in attempt to get rid of the aching migraine i've given him since day one. "i can't believe i actually worried enough for you to stay here the whole time..."

"yeah, that was pretty stupid."

"YOU COULD BE A LITTLE MORE GRATEFUL, YOU KNOW!!"

"MAN THE FUCK YOU WANT FROM ME?? A KISS ON THE CHEEK??"

"..."

"..."

"absolutely fucking not😐"

"wha- no! THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!" he flinched, waving his arms around in a panic as his face was beet red. "of course i don't want that!"

"OUCH??😰"

"WHA- NOT LIKE THAT EITHER!!" this man was TWEAKING out. like, genuinely. first he stays silent when i JOKE (very, very big joke) about him wanting a zesty lil kiss or something. which i would never do🤨 i hate males, especially this rabbit looking ass.

"oh my fucking go- CALM DOWN! YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SHIT YOURSELF ITS NOT THAT DEEP." i flipped my hair magestickely✨💖🐺.

"erm anyway, so how's the team going? i won last round against that ukyo guy, so it should be me going up to battle the other two."

"ken took your spot." THAT SPOTLIGHT STEALING WHORE DID WHAT. "he was super messed up at first. valt said it was because he was moving and about getting you hurt like this." i had to blink a few times to register his words, giving him a genuinely puzzled look.

"what? why would ken feel bad about that? it was my fault." damn, now i feel bad. "so, then what? are they losing?"

he shook his head, "valt snapped him out of it. he managed to beat ukyo and yugo. i left before he could face xander, though."

"you didn't have to leave, you know." i said, internally raging. like, YEAH I AIN'T NO BABY GET THE FUCK OUT🤬🤬

"of course i did. knowing you, the minute you wake up you'd probably jump out the window in search for xander's grandpa." he sweat dropped.

damn... he's right😕

"nuh uh."

"watchu mean 'nuh uh'."

"NUH UH!!"

"..."

"erm, anyway," i cleared my throat and leaped out of bed, taking shu by surprise. "this is lame. lets go see what the others are doing. i'm dying of boredom right now." i headed to the door, sighing, and shaking my head in exhaustion.

"to think all this fainting bullshit was just a tactic for the author to not narrate thirty more bey battles. she is such a lazy bitch sometimes i swear to go-😒"

"wait- author? what do you me-"

"nothing."

"but-"

"I SAID NOTHING!!"

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i ended up skipping my dandy little self all the way back to the dojo, ignoring the way my knee caps, covered in bandages, were cursing at me to stop jumping around.

i kicked open the door because it's my signature move, "WHATS UP SHAWTYS-😍"

"I SAID DON'T KICK DOORS DOWN!!" shu yelled and bonked me over the head like the abuser he's been recently.

"MOTHER FUCKER I BREATHE AND YOU ACT LIKE I COMMITTED HATE CRIME-" shu is for real just a hater at this point.

like what did i ever do??😢

...

don't answer that.

the first thing i saw in the dojo was xander and valt battling. which meant ken lost to xander.

dann, what a loser.

"Y/N!!" valt exclaimed, running and jumping on me like a freaking grass hopper.

"BOY GET YOUR GRIMY AHH-"

"WE THOUGHT YOU DIED!!"

"pfft- i wish😒" i shook my head in disappointment, before shrugging. "it is what it is i guess. so what did i mi-"

"woah, woah, woah!" honcho interrupted, walking over and leaning his arm on top of my head. GET THE FUCK OFF- "don't try and change the subject! you had us all worried sick!"

"ITS NOT LIKE I NEARLY FELL OFF A CLIFF."

"..."

"oh wait... PFFT-"

some people say i'm slow. they may or may not be right. "alright well that's besides the point... i (unfortunately) lived to see another day so let's all move on and pretend this never hap-"

"glad to see you're okay, pipsqueak!" XANDER SHUT THE FU- this man legit appeared out of no where, moving honcho's arm from my head and ruffled my hair like i was some kind of squirrel.

"by the way, my grandpas wondering... you're not gonna sue us, right?"

"HAHAHAHA- oh xander... of course i am🥰"

"oh."

"you'll be hearing from my lawyer🤞" i smiled before swatting his hand off my head and walking over to the rest of the club. "hey ken," i waved and slipped over to stand next to him. "how you feeling?"

his face went red, and he looked away in a shy manner. "uh, better... valt and the others helped." he said, using his real voice. aww, that's so cute. "i was mostly worried about you though... i thought you had gotten seriously hurt."

"AWW KEN- i mean thanks baby girl 😒🐺🔥" i said, deciding not to be cringe and covered it up with my deep, sigma sounding voice. "everything's cool though, these should heal pretty fast." i showed him the bandages on my arms. "i've had worse."

he nodded, smiling slightly. "i'm glad to hear it."

"so what did i miss?" i asked, gesturing to the stadium where valt and xander have already fast forwarded to, getting ready for a battle.

"well, after you got taken to get your injuries dealt with, i took your place and had to go up against ukyo, since your win no longer counted." he started.

MAN ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?? ALL THAT WORK DOR NOTHING I SWEAR.

"i managed to win against him and yugo, but lost against xander. now valt is our last hope to succeed. they've already had a battle, and valt lost with a ring out finish."

"seriously? jeez, i thought the kid had way more fight then that." i thought, LIKE COME ON VALT PICK UP THE PACE HERE I AIN'T TRYNA LOSE??🤬

"i don't know if it was entirely his fault though." he said, making me give him my famous dwayne johnson eyebrow raise.

"watchu mean?"

"well... valtryek has been acting strange. it's wobbly, no matter how perfect valts launch is." he finished, shrugging.

"damn, that's crazyy- AYO WHAT THE FUCK??" i cut myself off at the sight my side eye caught wind of.

THE FUCKING AVATAR OF VALTRYEK WAS TWEAKING OUT...??

i just stared awkwardly at the way that dumbass blue knight looking hoe was glitching like a goddamn hologram.

no cause why he doing that though- looks kinda goofy to be real. he appeared as soon as xander and valt both launched their beys into the stadium.

'MARATION WHAT THE FLIP IS HAPPENING.'

'HAHAHA HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID!!'

my eye twitched crazily at the way my stupid ass bey was no help whatsoever. i was so focused on how dumb these stupid spin tops were, i didn't even notice the way valtryek lost by another ring out finish, just barely dodging the spikes.

the valt started mumbling to himself, shit like "what going on...?? valtryek is acting weird... it's trying todo something..." but i wasn't paying attention to that, so what does it matter.

as soon as valtryek got out of the stadium, his avatar stop tweaking out, and i heard it let out a frustrated sigh behind valt. then for some reason he started YELLING at valt, "COME ON VALT!! I'M TRYING TO AWAKEN HERE PICK UP THE PA-"

he cut himself off, and slowly, slowly, crooked his head over to my direction, suddenly remembering i was the only one who could actually see and hear these dumbass beyblades.

"YOU!!" he yelled, pointing at me as i immediately looked away.

"wow! look how pretty the sunset is guys...😍"

"y/n... that's a wall."

"i know what i said daigo." at this point i was just admiring the white roof, completely ignoring the way valtryek was yelling bullshit at me, like 'you're the only one that can see me right now', 'i'm trying to awaken', 'STOP IGNORING ME!!'.

LIKE THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TODO FAM??😦

i pretended like i wasn't some ghost seeing freak and ignored it all, cause i REFUSE to believe i can see these ugly ass things TO THIS DAY.

denial is the first step, and i'm more then happy to stay in that said step for as long as it fucking takes for them to go away🥰🤞

FAST FORWARD TO LIKE TWO SECONDS LATER— VALT IS HAVING A MID LIFE CRISIS OVER THE FACT HE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FLIP IS WRONG WITH VALTRYEK.

"valtryek is moving so much differently the usual... it's trying todo something." he mumbled, and i was busy watching my nails, acting clueless as the said blue bey continued to scream at me. "but i don't understand! i should know my bey better!"

at that point i just started going crazy as the rest of the bey club went to help valt, and hype him back up.

like guys, i did NOT start this goofy ass sport just to talk to anger issues spin top spirits. so that's exactly why i'm gonna start gaslighting myself into thinking none of this is real.

and let's just say, as i was doing that in the corner of the room, i looked a lot like that one spongebob meme where he was going crazy.
"mmmhm hmm ROCKING-" i mumbled to myself, ignoring the way shu slowly stepped away from me looking mad uncomfortable.

FAST FORWARD TO LIKE TWO BATTLES LATER- valt managed to get a point on valtryek (who was still glitching out but whatever) and xander was all like "OH HELL NAH" and went full on alpha mode.

by that i mean he switched to the power side of his launcher, which for some reason shocked everyone but i don't know, i was busy going FUCKING INSANE🥱🤬😩😜

lol it's so preppy in here🔥

anyway long story short valtryek fucking lost with a burst finish, and valt was in the middle of getting a pep talk from xander, "that's just the way the bey crumbles, little dude." he said and i WHIPPED my head back over to their directions.

"wait does this mean we lost?" i asked ken, who nodded. "FUCK- aw to hell with it. i'm too hungry for this shit anyway😒"

valt was in the middle of some emo ass main character moment, holding the remains of valtryek in his hand. "i don't understand, nothing like this has ever happened before..."

then suddenly shu decided to walk up to him to educate us all on what the flip balls just happened. "i think i know what's going on. valtryek might be trying to awaken."

"what does that even mean?" valt asked, as he stared at his beys three pieces.

but... the thing is, i wasn't even paying that much attention to all that. why? because for some off reason, valtryek was still here.

you might be thinking, 'what the fuck- who cares??' I CARE. the thing is, sure, i can see these dumbass spirits all the time during battles. during battles.

once it's over, they usually go 'poof' and vanish, like the very first time i ever saw valtryek.

SO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??🤬

'erm...'

'fuck you mean 'erm'??'

'erm... you know that time in the bathroom when i told you my guess on how ''your ability to see us is only gonna get stronger''?'

'...yeah.'

'well... i think this might be just that shining through.'

'...'

'nuh uh.'

'THE FUCK YOU MEAN ''NUH UH''-'

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yeah... so long story short maration explained all of this to me. basically, my ability to see these voodoo ass yo kai fucks is getting stronger. so much so, i can now see them outside bey battles.

he told me beys usually prefer to stay within their physical forms, but can very well break out if they please. only now, i can see them.

and to prove that, on our way down the mountain after our humiliating loss against the sword flames, valtryek fucking followed us.

well, more like he followed me, but same thing. he was still yelling at me from behind, begging me to go over to valt and help him 'awaken' or whatever the hell that meant.

i kept looking over at the others. truly wondering if i was the only one that could see this six foot knight yelling at the top of his lungs.

everyone looked normal.

i mumbled to myself, talking about the way i'm a literal psychic. "damn it... i hate being so
special😔"

"yeah special needs."

"DAIGO SHUT THE FU-"

and that's the story on how daigo became my sworn enemy. i mean, i hated him before but this is too far.

we made it to the bottom of the mountain, eventually valtryek gave up and flipped me off as he disappeared into a cloud of smoke.

what a bitch🙄

'god i hate that guy.'

'same dude, same.'

and that's how me and maration began to talk shit about all the beys we don't like. as we all made it back to school to meet at the rooftop and have some last few battles with ken before he leaves.

"I CALL DIBS ON BATTLING KEN FIRST!" valt yelled as we got to the roof, running to the stadium as honcho followed.

"NUH UH! I CALL DIBS!"

"I CALL DIBS ON SITTING ON THE BENCH AND DOING NOTHING😏" i snickered as i plopped myself down, everyone staring at me blankly.

"wow, great energy y/n."

"you know what honcho? jump off this buildin i swear to go-😐"

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"check it! it's kens going away party, so it's a kerbeus bonanza!" valts hot mom announced, holding up bey bread that looked exactly like kens said kerbeus.

she arrived earlier after hearing that ken was moving, and we all decided to have one last team lunch before ken goes bye-bye.

we all crowded the table like hungry wolves, digging in and inhaling the food.

"YA'LL ARE BUILT LIKE THE EIFAL TOWER ALREADY SLOW THE HELL DOWN-" i yelled, my mouth full. directed at daigo and honcho who were being fatties as they started fighting over a huge piece of bread.

"SAYS YOU!!" they both yelled, gesturing to the three chunks i've already snorted.

"YOU WANNA FUCKING FIGHT?? EMO?? MANGA ASS?? TRY ME🤬"

and that's how it escalated to a very intense game of rock paper scissors. i won every time.

"imagine losing."

"SHUT UP Y/N!!" they both yelled simultaneously in defeat from where they were originally sulking in the corner.

meanwhile valt was just as bad, chowing down that food like it was his last meal. getting crumbs on his face and whipping it off with his sleeve.

"don't wipe your mouth with your clothes! were you born in a barn?" his mom scolded, causing valt to look down in shame for his nasty actions.

"FOR REAL THOUGH VALT YOU ACTING LIKE THAT BREAD IS BOUTTA GROW LEGS AND RUN AWAY. CALM DOWN💀🙏"

"you need to loosen up a bit, y/n!" honcho, who came out of literally NO WHERE, grabbed my waist from behind and began to tickle me. "haha! this calls for a tickle atta- why aren't you laughing."

"bro i aint ticklish. that's for the weak." i shrugged, looking back at him. "also let go of me right now before i drop kick you off this building myself😐"

yeah