❏ chapter, thirty one.
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↳ WHOMP WHOMP !

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"are you single?"

"what the flip."

"..."

"WHAT THE FLIP."

"what?" he blinked, before smirking and tilting his head to the side. "it's just a question."

MOTHER FUCKER I'M LITERALLY ELEVEN YEARS OLD YES I'M SINGLE- oh wait, shit never mind i'm married to the principal. almost forgot😍

everyone else in the room was kinda just standing there like stick men with "😦" faces. like honestly same cause why in seven shades of satans asshole would he ask that.

"you know, i didn't really like you at first," WELL FUCK YOU UKYO I NEVER LIKED YOU EITHER- "but for some reason i just changed my mind."

"...what-"

i thought for a second... why on earth would this guy ask something like that? what could be the reason...

my eyes wandered off ukyo for the slightest second, and i caught wind of yugo looking... slightly annoyed? well he always has had a resting bitch face but this is different...😒

suddenly...

it clicked...

UKYO AND YUGO ARE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER AND UKYO IS TRYING TO MAKE YUGO JEALOUS!!!

pfft, why didn't i see it sooner🙄??

i immediately smiled proudly at my awesome detective skills, looking back at ukyo and giving him a thumbs up, and a wink that said 'i got you fam'.

look, i ain't nobody's slave, so don't think for a second i'm gonna help these two get together just because i can. i'm doing this for my benefit.

'what benefit?' you may ask...

well obviously it's for my own entertainment 🤨

duh.

seeing yugo mad and jealous over me hanging with his boyfriend is more funny then any dumbass reality tv show.

i cleared my throat before putting on my best 'i totally don't hate men' face. "uh huh! why do you ask, ukyo?" i made sure to take a step closer to him (not me pulling an orochi tf) to make sure you-gay felt EXTRA jealous cause i'm a whore for drama.

ukyo stiffened up, probably shocked over how good of an actor i am. like ew no, i would never do this cause i want a man, i do it cause i want to make chaos.

duh.

he eventually relaxed and continued, "you know, you'd be a much better fit on our team." he smirked, leaning down (still only like two inches but whatever), our faces like, inches apart.

gross. but it's for the sake of my entertainment so i'll suck it up😔💔

"you always seem pretty bored with them, and i'm sure a new member like yourself wouldn't be a probl-"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!" the entire bey club, including the twins had come out of freaking no where behind me, all yelled simultaneously while they all grabbed me and pulled me away from ukyo.

"YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE Y/N FROM US!! SHE BELONGS TO THE BEY CLUB!!" valt raged, pointing at ukyo all mad and shit.

"YEAH!!" everyone yelled in agreement.

"AYO GUYS GET YOUR GRIMY HANDS OFF ME-💀"

ukyo just sweat dropped, before turning away and shrugging all smug like. "relax, i was only kidding. unless," he side eyed me, "she'd actually want to?"

"AS IF!!" they all yelled and i was in the corner trying to get away from them cuase this is a little TOO cringe. even for me😰

i finally escaped their grasp, "NOW BACK THE FUCK UP I AM NOT LIKING THIS AT ALL😭‼️" i raged, dusting myself off. "no respect i swear...😒"

next thing i know, ukyo has walked past the rabid group of dogs (aka the bey club) who were staring daggers at him, like, literal lighting was in the background, and approached me again to hand me my bey who i had low key left to rot on the ground.

'oops sorry bout that baby girl-😍'

'kill yourself.'

'you first.'

"here," he said, and grabbed my hand LIKE UM I KNOW YOU'RE TRYNA MAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND JEALOUS BUT THIS IS A LITTLE...😦

anyway he grabbed my hand and gave me my bey back, but for some reason he didn't let go of my hand. damn, i'm gonna have to disinfect that later😒

"i wasn't joking by the way," he started, smiling while his head tilted slightly to the side. he kept a grasp on my hand. "you'd be a nice fit here,"

"oh that's not-😟"

"i think she's good..." we both were startled by the sound of a new voice entering the conversation, and the way shu had grabbed my wrist, yanking it away from the low budget miku.

"..."

"shu where the fuck did you even come from-" i deadpanned, staring at this rabbit ass abortion like 'what the fuck don't touch me you inbred piece of concrete😦'.

i didn't even realize the way ukyo and shu were glaring at each other, sparks flying.

"GUYS STOP BEING GAY."

"WHAT-"

"y/n you really gotta stop calling everything gay, you're gonna get in trouble one these days." shu sighed, still keeping his hold on my hand before literally DRAGGING me away from ukyo and over to the bey club.

you know, i'm no expert, but i think shu seems more annoyed then usual... BRO IS LITERALLY CUTTING OFF THE BLOOD CIRCULATION IN MY WRIST RIGHT NOW.

wonder why...🤔

"you mad-"

"NO."

"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT CALM THE FUCK DOWN IT AIN'T THAT DEEP!!" i raged back. like boy don't yell at me i'll kick your inbred rabbit ass😐

"well that was... something." xander laughed. breaking up the tension in the room.

"does this mean i have to go up against you-gay??" i asked, pointing to mohalk kid over there. "man i'm too tired for that-😔"

"nice try, n/n!" xander exclaimed, coming up from behind me and putting a hand on my head, "but we got our pre-lunch run todo! up for it?" he cackled, as his words made everyone curious.

"nice win, by the way." he said, ruffling my head before running off out the door, followed by the rest of his team.

"ew," i mumbled, dusting off my head. "men😟"

"we can keep up with those guys!" valt exclaimed, turning to honcho and me.

"aw yeah!"

"MAN I DON'T WANNA DO NONE OF THAT-"

"wait a second." daigo what the fu-

everyone turned to the infamous emo as he interrupted, stopping valt and honcho from leaving. "it's ken, he looks upset..."

we all turned to a very sad looking ken. i scoffed, "GODDAMN IT DAIGO YOUR EMO-NESS HAS RUBBED OFF ON HIM!!"

"NOT THE TIME Y/N!!" he raged back, before we focused back on ken.

keru let out a sigh, while besu spoke up, "don't worry about it..."

"what is it ken? is something bothering you?" daigo asked, worried. damn, thats ga-

okay but seriously, ken did look super depressed and seeing my favourite out of all these unlikeable things called boys, made me a little worried too. "yeah ken, whats up? don't tell me your having gay realizations NOW. kinda late for that, you know😔"

"..."

"um, he wants to go train. see ya later!" keru announced before ken booked it out the door.

"..."

"whomp whomp."

"y/n, not the time."

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to put it short, we went after him who was already bolting through the forest. and goddamn, this mother fucker was FAST.

"slow down ken!"

"how is he so fast in that coat?!"

"we'll never catch him!"

"AYO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN I AIN'T NO BATMAN THE HELL🤬🤬"

we were literally SLAVING to try and catch this dude. valt eventually caught up with him, running side by side.

"it's nothing, okay?!" keru said.

"then why are you running away from us?!" valt yelled, as ken passed him again. we ran till we reached the mountain cliff, where ken began to climb up.

"WANNABE SPIDER-MAN WHAT THE FLIP BALLS IS GOING ON??" i raged, as everyone began to climb the cliff to catch up with ken.

ain't no way this isn't a safety hazard. if i die im blaming these dumbasses and the author of this godforsaken book- i mean, what?

author? book? what's that🥺 i ain't no fourth wall breaker.

since we're all so alpha sigma (i'm more then them though) we managed to pass ken up the cliff, all of us waiting at the top with impatient and confused looks as to why he started all this.

"you've got some taking todo!" valt said, hand on his hips while ken kept his head peeking up from behind the cliff. "we're a team, so spill it!"

"okay, we'll talk!" keru said, while besu chimed in. "we really didn't wanna talk about it yet, but..."

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"i knew something was up!" daigo announced, as we all crowded ken while he continued explaining.

"our show travels around a lot..." besu started, "you see... the thing is..." keru trailed off as we all leaned in curiously.

"ken, you know you can tell us anything." valt spoke in a serious tone.

i placed a hand on kens shoulder, grabbing his attention. "for real, man. we're chill, right?" ken merely stayed silent, as he put his puppets in front of his face, almost hiding.

"we're always here for you." aww, look at honcho being nice.

thats a rare sight.

"the thing is..." keru sighed, "we have to leave the school..."

DUN DUN DUN 🙀🙀🙀

we all gasped as i slapped a hand over my mouth. not in shock, i just had to stop myself from saying either 'whomp whomp' or 'damn thats crazyyy'.

like, i have a feeling this REALLY isn't the time...😰

ken opened his eyes from behind his puppet, but kept them looking at the ground. "once this training match is done, and we get back to town... i'm packing up."

'DO NOT SAY WHOMP WHOMP.
DO NOT SAY WHOMP WHOMP.
DO NOT SAY WHOMP WHOMP.

'you are a terrible fucking person.'

'i know😔'

"no... you can't!" valt mumbled, just as shocked as everyone else.

"there's a new tour starting..." keru stated, followed after besu. "we have to move to a new school. we like being apart of this team. we wished we didn't have to go..."

"w- b-but you can't! you're just quitting??" valt said, low key tweaking out. i nudged him in the shoulder, giving him a 'boy what the flip he doesn't really have a choice here...🤨' look.

"it's not like a wanna leave you guys..." we were all surprised when ken used his real voice. his eyes tearing up, "you're my best friends..."

AHHH MY HEART- but i'm too manly to cry soo...

ken then turned around and went to run away like a wattpad y/n, BUT THATS LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO BE ME SOO??🤨

of course he forgot that it was a literal fucking cliff, and slipped on the edge, causing him to fall and nearly kill himself.

until i saved his ass.

i immediately jumped in to grab his hand- or, puppet. in the process slamming my knees against the rocky, sharp surface of the cliff. not to mention when i grabbed him, he pulled my body weight down, and my elbows and upper arms were cut by the rocks.

i don't wanna say it felt deep... but lets just say i had to bite my tongue so hard to keep from screaming in agony.

the things i do for these blading whores, i swear😐

"y/n! ken!" valt exclaimed as the three up them grabbed onto me, and we all managed to pull ken back up to the top. i fell on my ass and looked at the scrapes, where (a lot) of blood was dripping down my arms, elbows, knees.

"y/n!" valt yelled, followed by ken.

i was silent for a second.

"..."

"whomp whomp."

"please tell me that means you're okay." honcho deadpanned as i shook my head.

"nope❤️"

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we all made our way back to the dojo, me low key holding back tears of fucking agony. but mio ain't raise no bitch so i sucked it up like the manly man i was as if i wasn't wearing honchos cape- i mean coat to keep the blood from getting everywhere.

"FUCK THAT HURTS- i mean it's totally gucci guys, i'm fine😍🔥" i'm fucking dying.

we approached the dojo and saw toko and nika, honcho was quick to yell for them. "you two! go get some help! y/n's badly injured!"

"it's not that ba- OW! FUCK I TAKE IT BACK GET MR. SHAKADERA RIGHT NOW💀"

"r-right!!" both toko and nika yelled simultaneously, running into the dojo as daigo followed them.

genuinely, i'm trying so fucking hard right now not to cringe. LIKE I AIN'T NO DAMSEL IN DISTRESS WHAT THE BALLS🤬🤬

"guys help!! y/n's injured!!" toko yelled to everyone inside, to where everyone turned to look in confusion and alert.

"hurry up! she nearly fell off the cliff and got cut up by some rocks, she's bleeding everywhere!" daigo yelled, mostly gesturing to xander.

obviously they wasted no time, but back with y/n, honcho, ken, and valt...

i slowly removed honchos cape- i mean jacket off, wincing at the pain of the large cuts on my arms. i could basically feel the guilt radiating off of ken, and the worry of both honcho and valt.

"guys it's not that deep🤨 calm do- OW! VALT DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT!!"

"SORRY!!" he apologized, and looked super shaky and scared.

i glanced back over to ken, seeing the way he was staring down at the ground in guilt. poor guy, first he finds out he's switching schools, and now he's the reason i'm about to die...

okay well not actually die but still😒

"what's going on??" xander's voice cut into the air as him and everyone else came crashing out of the dojo. oh you've goofy be fucking kidding me right now😐

he, and everyone else, immediately came running for me, and xander looked scary serious. like, bro this is NOT the look for you.

xander knelt down to my level and grabbed my arm, inspecting the deep cuts. "this doesn't look good..."

"IS SHE GONNA DIE?!" valt exclaimed, looking like he was about to cry.

i scoffed, "about time- OW! XANDER WHAT THE FLIP??" i raged as he suddenly got to close to my cuts.

"you should get these dealt with now. you feel light headed at all? did you lose a lot of blood?" he questioned, and i was kinda taken back at how adult like he was acting.

"erm, i mean, probably, i was wearing honchos jacket which soaked up a lot of the blood so..." i side eyed honcho as i still had his jacket in hand. "i'm just gonna keep this..."

"yeah, that's probably for the best..."

i turned back to xander, "and no, i don't feel TOO light headed. i mean, i am seeing like three of you right now, but i'm pretty sure that's normal."

he sighed in relief, "thank goodn- wait, what."

FLOP

I FUCKING FAINTED?!?

MAN TO HELL WITH THIS DUMBASS BOOK WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK SCREW THIS AUTHOR SHE CAN GO KILL HERSELF🤬🤬

'whomp whomp.'

'fucking kill yourself.'

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— extra ::

— short ass chapter but that's too bad😒 WALK IT OFF🗣️🗣️

— ew not y/n having some cringe wattpad fainting moment😟

— FUCK OFF LET ME BE CRINGE FOR ONCE IN MY WRITING CAREER IM AN ATTENTION SEEKER SUE ME🤬🤬🦶

— y/n's cringing so hard at herself right now too, don't worry

— ITS FOR PLOT REASONS OKAY TRUST ME

— anywhore-

— AYO I THINK SHU AND THE BEY CLUB WERE JEALOUS BUT IDK 🙀‼️

— low key, xander would NOT be against the idea of y/n joining the sword flames

— don't worry guys y/n is low key actually heart broken that ken is leaving, she just doesn't show it cause she's too alpha sigma🐺🐺🔥🔥

— yugo was standing in the corner glaring at ukyo this whole chapter, he doesn't know why, all he knows is that he doesn't like him around y/n... wonder why🤨

— okay later i'm gonna go the flip to sleep now and act like this chapter doesn't exist 😻