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A very decorated 9-9 precinct.

⚠️ NON-CANON TO THE FANFIC⚠️

2022

no one's pov 

Halloween,a time where little kids get candy for free and where adults can dress however they want to and get drunk like a sailor,no matter how culturally inappropriate or stereotypical there costume is. 

The police building was decorated for the public to see,especially the 9-9.

"Happy Halloween!" (F•N) said in her costume.

The 9-9 was decorated with different Halloween styles,to cobwebs,tombstones hanging skeletons and many more.

"What are you supposed to be?" Amy said in her costume.

"The packaging said "Sexy pink princess" but I'm supposed to be Princess Peach from Mario bros,what about you Ms. Santiago?" (F•N) said 

"I am a Ravenclaw student,you might have a feeling who Jake might be." Amy said pointing towards the elevator.

The door perfectly opened reveling him to be wearing a die hard cosplay. Classic Peralta move.

"If it isn't Mr.Diehard,happy Halloween!" (F•N) said to Jake.

"This almost took me hours to make,but I did it." Jake said.

"You look like a badass hobo." Rosa said.

(F•N) turned to Rosa and almost laughed. "What are you supposed to be?" 

"Mummy. What are we doing for the Halloween heist?" Rosa asked.

"Something a little bit different,but we need to go to the briefing room for a moment." Jake said.

Everyone was in the briefing room all dressed up,Except for Terry and Boyle.

"Why aren't you both dressed? its Halloween!" Amy said.

"Sorry I promised my girls,I would take them trick or treating tonight." Terry said.

"And I promised I would do the same for Nikolaj." Boyle said.

Jake groaned as his Halloween plan was going into flames. He had planned to do something else besides a heist for tonight's Halloween.

"What's wrong Peralta?" Captain Holt said. "I thought today would be your Halloween heist ideas?"

"Yeah but I think we might need to reschedule the time for the haunted house tournament." Jake said.

"Is that codeword for homicide?" (F•N) asked.

"Its code word for I found one of those haunted houses things that you walk through and they scream and get all up in your face. That's our Halloween special for tonight,I'll split up us into different teams,and whoever's completely finishes the haunted house will win." Jake explained.

The gang expect for Terry and Boyle cheered along with Jake's idea.

"Sorry can't tonight,I promised my girls and Boyle promised Nikolaj,maybe next year." Terry said.

Jake dramatically gasped at Terry. "Next year?! Terry this is the only year I get to do this,come on sarge!" Jake said.

"I'm assuming this haunted house tournament doesn't start until late at night and since you're kids are pretty young and need the appropriate sleep hours,I could take them." (F•N) said.

"You sure you can handle kids?" Terry said nervously.

"I with you guys 24/7 soooooo....Yeah!" (F•N) said with a thumbs up.

"Then its settled,we start at 10pm until then happy Halloween 9-9!" Jake said as everyone left the briefing room.

Boyle And Terry asked (F•N) to stay back for a while.

"Okay I just got done telling my wife that you'll be taking my girls out for trick or treating,dont let them eat too much candy! Last Halloween was a mess,UGH! Terry hates chocolaty vomit."

"And dont scare Nikolaj,he's only four,he's also a picky eater and he hates nuts." Boyle said.

"Got it easy!" (F•N) said.

"Terry! I have your two little officers!" Said a Ms.Jeffords holding,Cagney and Lacey hands.

Terry's wife was dressed like a criminal while Cagney and Lacey had on matching police officer uniform costumes.

"Where's Ava?" (F•N) said walking up to the girls.

"Maybe next year,but remember don't give them too much candy and bedtime is at 8PM." Terry said.

"Okay,okay!" (F•N) said holding the girl's hands.

"Nikolaj is downstairs! Genevieve brought him here,picky eater,no nuts and 8PM for him as well." Boyle said to (F•N) sternly.

"Alright! I got it! Byeee" (F•N) said leaving with Cagney and Lacey with Ms. Jefferson following behind her.

"Okay,let's see what Jake is planning." Terry said walking out of the briefing room with Boyle to Jake's desk.

"Jake,did you get anything down for the Halloween tournament yet?" Terry said.

Jake pulled out a huge billboard with everyone's faces."In fact I did,each team will try to complete the Halloween house under no excuses can they tap out,or try to turn back if they do so, I will ask the Halloween house owner to send me a video or picture of them and post it on Twitter forever." He said.

"They have cameras?" Boyle said.

"Every corner you can imagine. So I recommend you both get dressed and ready up for tonight!" Jake said back at this desk.

Terry and Boyle went off there ways to find their costume,meanwhile Jake was occupying himself with the perfect way to make the 9-9 (and probably himself) piss there pants.

He called it :Hoodwinked Halloween house.

And it was damn perfect.

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Jake called everyone back to the 9-9 to reveal his Halloween special. And Terry and Boyle finally got dressed.

"Greetings 9-9,tonight will be the night to prove your true bravery,Ive spilt you all into different teams,Hitchcock and Scully,Rosa and Amy,Gina and Boyle and Lastly (F•N) and Terry. I have the bus to pick us up and drop us off over there.  Let's make haste!" Jake said as everyone else went downstairs.

"Hey,(F•N). How where the girls and Nikolaj?" Terry said in a super hero costume.

"They are easy as cake! Besides Nikolaj gave me half of his nut filled candy,and Cagney and Lacey are so adorable! it's like having two little golden retrievers as baby's." (F•N) gushed to them.

"Well that's good,let's get spooked tonight!" Boyle said in a elvis costume.

Everyone boarded onto the bus and it took off. "Ladies and gentlemen,please remain buckle up and if you have any health issues..well you sealed your fate. Have a Happy Halloween!" said the announcer woman.

The bus ride was about a thirty minute,but everyone started to realize how cold and dark it was getting. (F•N) innocently looked out the window,trying to see something in the deep dark.

"Bro,I can't see any– AHHHH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" (F•N) screamed as she fell off her bus seat and pointing at it frantically. Terry helped her back up.

"You okay?" Jake said.

"NO IM NOT OKAY,I JUST SAW A BLOODY HAND PRINT!" (F•N) said fixing her dress and then sitting down.

"Oh that's means...were here~" Said the bus driver woman opening the door and more cold air.

"Good! get me off this place! I am not gonna die first just because I'm black." (F•N) said quickly getting off the bus.

Everyone else followed behind her and was almost speechless at the sight in front of them. It was tall one story house with boarded windows and it unbelievably dark inside.

"Well,have fun." Jake said walking away.

"Have fun?! This was your idea." Amy said.

"We are all doing this together and that includes you Jake!" Terry said.

Jake rolled his eyes and walked up to everyone. "Fine I'll do it,but remember you cant wuss out!"

Everyone walked in the dark house and the door slammed behind them.

"Its so dark! did anyone bring there phone?" (F•N) said.

"I did but I'm livestreaming right now,my people need to see this incase there queen dies. " Gina said.

"Ughh!" (F•N) said walking down the very long hallway with everyone else crowded around each other.

"I-Isn't someone supposed to scare us now?" Amy said.

"Terry hates suspense! Just scare us and get it over with!" He said yelling into the deep dark.

(F•N) shushed Terry quickly. "Just wait,I think I see something in the distance." She said.

It was tall figure wearing a trench coat,and his back was turned to everyone. Everyone froze in fear not knowing what was in front of them. (F•N) looked down and saw a badge on the ground,she picked up the badge and her blood ran cold.

"What does it say?" Jake said confused walking up behind her and so did everyone else.

There faces dropped in horror as they all looked up the coated figure.

"CAPTAIN HOLT?!"

The figure turned around to reveal a headless Captain Holt with his head on a plate,screaming with the 9-9. The gang started to dash in fear as the headless Holt chased them.

"I DROPPED MY PHONE!" Gina said as she ran towards the door.

"SCREW YOUR PHONE GIRL!" (F•N) said running for her life.

Boyle bashed against the door and tried to wiggle the knob. "Were locked in!" He yelled out.

Rosa pushed aside everyone and tried to kicked down the door,she soon realized that the door would bulge. "Its stuck! I can't get it out!"

"Title of your hidden tape!"  Jake said.

Everyone yelled at him,but the heavy footsteps kept getting closer and closer to them. They all huddled up in fear as The headless Holt came closer to them.

"HAHAHA! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!" He said.

Everyone loosened up when Holt took off his costume and the lights flickered on.

"Captain,what the hell is this?!" Terry asked in anger.

"Ask Peralta." Holt said pointing at Jake with a smile.

"You literally have five minutes. GO." (F•N) said ready to beat him up.

"Okay,so I wanted to scare you guys a little bit differently than the other years. But Captain Holt overheard what I was planning to do so he wanted to help along. And Kevin helped as well.

"He made the house didn't he?" Amy said.

Holt and Jake shook heads in agreement.

"Well its official,you guys never fail to suprise me. Happy Halloween 9-9!" (F•N) said.

"Happy Halloween!"

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a/n : happy Halloween my childhood,dress nice,stay safe and get spooked 💀🤟