So, I started this as a silly little story based off of a one-shot idea I had awhile back, and I said to myself, "How hard can it be to write a full story off of a singular one-shot idea?"

Answer?  VERY

This was more of a running joke for me, and now I don't know how to finish it off in a satisfying way.

In short, I will be speed-running to finish this and start a new project.  I appreciate each and every one of you, and I hope you stick around for the next cringy "story" I write.