Y/N: Tobi we need to talk

Tobi: Oh, about what?

Y/N: Your new hobbies

Tobi: What about them?

Y/N: It's great you've taken up knitting and cooking but-

Tobi: Hee hee butt

Y/N: But you just...can't knit with ramen

Tobi, knitting with ramen: But your sweater is almost all done-te

Y/N: oh my god