Itachi: *laying on the couch, sleeping*

Y/N: *poking him*

Kisame: Y/N what are you doing?

Y/N: he's just been laying there... for hours... not moving...

Kisame: ...Y/N that's called sleep

Y/N, completely genuine while on her 36th cup of coffee and 13th shot of DayQuil: what's sleep

Pein, peering from around the corner: *concerned dad noises*