Pein: Y/N, where is our blender?

Y/N, visibly nervous: it uh... broke

Pein: how? it was relatively new

flashback
Y/N, at 3am: if I put a sponge and soapy water in the blender and turn it on, does the blender clean itself?

Y/N, five minutes later: IT DOES NOT CLEAN ITSELF, IT DOES NOT CLEAN ITSELF!!!

flash to present time

Y/N, clearly traumatized: must've just been faulty