Hidan: the closer to Halloween it gets, the stronger I become

Y/N, adjusting her glasses: you are about as threatening as a pink butterfly stuck on a marshmallow

Hidan: HOW DARE-

Y/N leans forwards connecting their lips: Shut up

Hidan, on cloud 9: You damn bitch

Y/N: Keep cussing if you don't want any sex

Hidan: I love you!