The amount of simping I do for this man-

Just pretend in this one-shot you have the ability Dead by my Bullet. Basically where you can pull your weapon out of thin air. And no matter where you point the gun, the bullet is always going to hit the target you want.

Fluff

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It was like any other night. Chuuya would be fast asleep in his bedroom, and you would be up listening to music and on your phone in your room.

To be completely honest, you were quite bored. And eating didn't satisfy your boredom. So, why not prank your boyfriend? And it is known that Chuuya has a hat fetish, so why not take his hat?

Grinning at the thought, you quietly snuck to your boyfriend's room and looked for the hat, only to find it on his nightstand. You snatched it and quietly ran out of the room before your light sleeper of a boyfriend could wake up and question what you were doing.

You back to your room to find a hiding spot. Not under the bed, because that might be to obvious if your boyfriend suspects you of taking his hat. Not the drawers I your dresser or nightstand. Not in the closet.

Wait. You thought. Since I am going to be away doing a mission tomorrow, why not wear the hat?

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You got up a bit earlier than usual. In order to wear the hat without him seeing, you need to be able to get to the destination of your mission quicker. The mission wasn't a very hard one, just take care of some people in a small organisation who have been stealing weapons that are useful to the port mafia from delivery ports.

You left him a note saying you were leaving a bit early to get to your mission in a timely manner, then dashed out the door with a smile on your face

When Chuuya woke up only to see that his hat had disappeared, he got confused. In suspicion that you took his hat, he went to your room, only to find the note that you left him. Your note was plausible. So, does that mean you couldn't have taken it? Chuuya sighed in discontentment.

He searched around the entire house, looking under the couch cushions and in drawers. Nothing. Nada.

Meanwhile you were having the time of your life imagining your boyfriend struggle to find his precious hat.

You walked into the building where the weapons were allegedly being held.

Empty.

Or so you thought.

A bullet whipped past your cheekbone, skinning it a little bit. Only a small amount of blood started to come out of the wound. You maliciously smirked. Behind you there was  a man with a scared expression on us face. He held a gun but his hands were clearly shaking out of fear.

"That wasn't a bad shot. But you are going to have to do a lot better than that to hurt me."

You materialised a gun and pointed it back at the man.

"I am going to give you and your buddies two choices." Upon hearing this, multiple men revealed themselves with guns pointed at you. "We can either do this the easy way, which is you simply hand over the weapons that belong to the port mafia, and walk about of here without speaking a word about this to anyone. And if you pick the easy choice, I will spare all of your miserable lives.

The men's grips firmed on their guns. 'No sign of backing down, eh?' You thought.

"Or, we could do this the hard way. In which you decide to not hand over the weapons, I kill all of you and leave with the weapons." You got into a fighting position, already knowing the answer they all chose.

"But I must warn you, I never miss a shot."

And with that, the men all started a free fire. You pointed your gun at the men, killing them one by one while simultaneously dodging the bullets. You kicked a man in the stomach, causing him to stumble back. You took this opportunity and shot him right where you kicked him and he fell back onto the ground. You fixed the hat upon your head, which was tilting sideways. 'Damn.' You thought. 'This hat really does make me feel like a badass. I see why Chuuya wears it. I might have to steal it more often.'

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Having successfully completing the mission, you felt in a great mood, therefore, you were going to give Chuuya his hat back. But not without teasing him first.

Chuuya asked Mori, Elise, Akutagawa, Gin and none had his hat. Chuuya went back to his office to search for his hat there again. There could have been a spot that he missed.

Soon after more searching and still not finding it, he laid back on the chair behind his desk and rubbed his temples. He started to get even more worried that his hat was really gone forever.

"Hey Chuuya."

He looked up to the sound of a familiar voice, only to notice that you had walked into his office with his hat on and a big grin on your face.

He slammed his fists down on his desk. "DON'T YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT GODAMN HAT? ONLY TO FIGURE OUT YOU HAD IT THE WHOLE TIME?!"

You laughed so hard at his reaction that your stomach started to hurt. "It was too easy, Chuuya! You had it lying right on your nightstand!"

Chuuya's fists were balled into his hair. Upon seeing him even angrier, you started to laugh harder.

"Man, I cant wait to tell everyone that you have a hat fetish! Oh man, the look on your face is priceless!" You said as you wiped tears from your eyes and walked over to Chuuya, who was still in the middle of his temper tantrum and handed him his hat. He reached out to grab it, only for you to snatch it away.

"Uh uh. If you want me to give you this hat back, you have to do something for me first."

He rolled his eyes and signalled for you to go on.

You grinned. "You see, I just got back from a really long mission. And I can't help but feel I am in need of something."

"And what is that something you are in need of?" Chuuya asked, rolling his eyes.

"A kiss."

Catching him off guard with your response, his eyes grew wide as a small blush creeped up on his face, which you noticed.

"Awww. Is that a blush on your face I see?"

He looked away. "No! It just seems very hot in here!" He claimed. You nodded your head, not believing the obvious lie. "Uh huh. So, do you want your hat back or not?" You asked him.

He rolled his eyes again while thinking. After many moments, he looked at you while getting very close to you, lips nearly touching. You smiled. "Aww. Chuuya. I never knew you had it in yo-"

He snatched his hat from your hand and put it on and walked away. You started to whine. "Oh cmon Chuuya! I was so close!"

He looked back at you with his hands on his hips and walked towards you again. This time, you were caught off guard. 

"Wh- what are you doing?" You stuttered as he brought his body close to yours.

With a swift motion, he pecked your lips and turned around. "You said you were tired and wanted a kiss. So I gave you one." He replied.

Your hands grazed over your lips. "Oh who knew you were so sweet?" You teased. A vain popped up in his forehead. "JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!" He shouted as you started to laugh.

While the kiss was quick, you vividly remember one thing about it, how soft his lips were. Now that is definitely something you wanted to relive forever.

You really should take his hat more often in exchange for kisses.

A/N- Not going to lie, I kinda like this one. I think it's more detailed than the Dazai one I wrote. I will keep going back and editing each story though, to make it better in some way.