the dumbass 🤭—zach
the old man 👴—jonah
the home wrecker 😱—daniel
the nerd 🤓—corbyn
the dad 👨👶—jack

WAL-MART VERSION OF 1D

the nerd 🤓
GUYS

the home wrecker 😱
WHO THE FUCK NAMED
ME THE HOME WRECKER

the dad 👨👶
I did lol

the nerd 🤓
THIS ISNT IMPORTANT

WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT
MATTERS ON OUR HANDS

the dumbass 🤭
geez corbyn to stop yelling

the nerd 🤓
seriously guys this is important

the old man 👴
corbyn you do know
we are all in the same
house rn right?

the nerd 🤓
yeah but rylan is sitting next
to me watching criminal minds
and this subject is pertaining
her

the dad 👨👶
I SWEAR CORBYN IF YOU
ARE PROPOSING TO HER-

the nerd 🤓
WHAT NO WTF YOU DUMBASS

the old man 👴
CORBYN IF YOU ARE
TRYING TO BREAKUP
WITH MY SISTER-

the nerd 🤓
OH MY GOSH NO WHAT
THE HELL IS WRONG WITH
YOU PEOPLE

the home wrecker 😱
guys let him speak

the nerd 🤓
thank you home wrecker

the home wrecker 😱
ihu

yk what

i take it back
guys keep interrupting him

the nerd 🤓
i-

the old man 👴
back on track guys

the nerd 🤓
oh yeah

we need to do something

the dumbass 🤭
for what?

the old man 👴
yh for what

the dad 👨👶
LET HIM SPEAK

the nerd 🤓
rylans album comes next week

it's her first album what should
we do

the dumbass 🤭
are you sure we should do
anything??

i mean we all know what
happened at the last album
release party we all went
to

the old man 👴
yeah maybe Daniel shouldn't
come this time

the dad 👨👶
😂😂

the home wrecker 😱
i hate all of your ugly fuckers

the nerd 🤓
that's rude

the home wrecker 😱
guys quinns birthday
is on that day that the
album comes out

the nerd 🤓
speaking of quinn

she's been ditching us 
for Maeve and her friends

the dad 👨👶
yo fr

and I can't stand Maeve

the home wrecker 😱
I don't blame her

after what happened we
all kind of distanced
ourselves from her

the nerd 🤓
he's got a point

the old man 👴
man now i feel bad

the dad 👨👶
Okay we're off topic again

the home wrecker 😱
we don't have to do anything
big for rye

she wouldn't want to do anything
big

the dumbass 🤭
yh

what's quinn doing for her
birthday

the home wrecker 😱
I'm pretty sure trix is
going to throw her a party

the nerd 🤓
are you going ??

the home wrecker 😱
I'd rather not and Quinn
knows that

plus we're spending the day
together before the party

the nerd 🤓
alright so we'll do something
small

like family and Chris Katie
gabbie and tate

the old man 👴
and Ronnie

the nerd 🤓
yh and Aaron

the dumbass 🤭
do you rlly not like him?

the nerd 🤓
Nah he's cool I just thought
it was weird that they were
always with each other in ny

the dad 👨👶
yk hes like seriously pinning
for Chris

the nerd 🤓
mhm that's why we have
that love hate relationship

the dumbass 🤭
alright I'm bored
I'll talk to you guys later

"WAKE UP CORBYN THE ALBUM IS COMING OUT TODAY!!" Rylan stormed in Corbyn's room, then running into Jonah's room. He was already awake but was watching tv. "Come on Jo, get up and get ready!" She grinned, walking back into Corbyn's room, only to see him still asleep.

"Corbyn wake up!!" She whined, pulling the blanket off him. He groaned, grabbing a pillow and pushing his face into it.

"The album comes out tonight, it's too early." He whined into her pillow.

"Corbyn it's 5:30."

"Wait really?"

"Yeah you slept through the entire day."

"It's because I went to sleep at six in the morning."

"How the hell did you go to sleep so late?"

"I was at my mom's house. I didn't get back until like super late." He told her and she laughed.

"Corbyn either way you almost slept twelve hours."

"I don't want to wake up." He whined again.

"Corbyn you're already awake."

"oh well than I don't want to get out of bed."

"fine but If you're not ready by 8:45, then I will not let you come to dinner." He rolled his eyes as she walked out the room. Rylan made her way into Jack, Zach, and Daniel's apartment, to see Jack on the couch eating cereal.

"Jack are you eating lucky charms?"

"yeah. Why?"

"It's 5:30."

"exactly, perfect time for cereal." He told her in a 'duh' tone.

"Okay, where's Zach? I'm bored." She told him and he furrowed his eyebrows.

"Great to know I'm boring." He deadpanned, and she grinned skipping up the stairs and into Zach's room.

"Zach, I'm bored." She told him and he shushed her. "Did you just shush me?"

"Yeah. Now shhhhhh." He said focusing on the tv.

"what're you wat--"

"Shhh."

"bu—"

"shhh."

"Za—"

"Shhhh!"

"Okay geez." She said, sitting down on his bed. Once she noticed that he was on season six of criminal minds. "Oh my gosh, you're watching criminal minds!" She laughed and he threw a pillow at her.

"will you please shut up."

"It was always ew Rylan Criminal minds is annoying because you always talk about it. Well look at that you're on season six."

"ALRIGHT I GIVE UP." He yelled, pausing the show, that he was trying to understand but Rylan was making it hard. The older girl started laughing at his outburst, as he crossed his arms, muttering angrily under his breath. "You are impossible to be around."

"You're used to it. This season is good though wait until Pren—" She started but Zach slapped his hand around her mouth.

"ABSOULUTLEY NOT! IF YOU SPOIL THE SHOW TO ME, I SWEAR—" He paused thinking of a threat, and brunette girl raised her eyebrow, waiting for his response. "I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD THREAT BUT WHEN I THINK OF ONE I WILL DO THAT!!"

"Can you put the show back on?"

"Can't you go bother Corbyn?" He playfully glared and she rolled her eyes.

"He doesn't want to get out of bed."

"So, go bother Jack."

"No, he was being boring."

"why are you here than?"

"I need someone to come with me to go pick up Chris and Ronnie." She told him and he laughed.

"There's four other people you could've asked."

"Jonah's with tate, and y'know I'm not really going to intrude with that. Corbyn refuses to get out of bed, Jack is being unhelpful, and well Corbyn will murder me if I get into a car with Daniel alone." She shrugged and he nodded agreeingly.

"Alright let's go," he sighed, picking up his keys from the table.

"Wait you think you're gonna drive?" she laughed, taking the keys from his hands and setting it back on the dresser, "you're hilarious." Zach just rolled his eyes, following her out the apartment and into Jonah and Corbyn's apartment. She grabbed her keys, yelling out about going to the airport.

Once they made it into Rylan's jeep the two began their ten-minute drive to LAX, where Rylan wanted to know more about zach. Sure of course he was one of her best friends, but she felt like she spent all of her time with Jonah, Corbyn, and Jack, but not that much with Zach.

"How's hailey?" She asked him in the car, which made him look down at his fingers, shrugging.

"I don't know." He sighed, making Rylan furrow her eyebrows as she noticed his shift in behavior.

"What do you mean you don't know?"

"I broke up with her last week."

"What why?! Zach, we talked about this!" She sighed, and he chuckled as she drove closer to their destination.

"I really liked her I did. But I don't know, she was like super controlling, and would get mad when I would hand out with you and Gabbie. I couldn't really take it anymore, so I broke up with her." He shrugged again.

"Are you okay?"

"I've been better. I just couldn't take her talking about you and gabbie in the way she did."

"You're supposed to tell me these things." Rylan frowned.

"I know, but Maeve was still messing with you and Corbyn."

"You still could've told me. You guys always have to deal with my problems, I will always help you with yours." She explained.

"I know, and I was, but after Maeve showed up at corbyn's apartment last week, obviously trying to get with Corbyn, I just forgot." He told, and he watched her face shift from surprise, to jealousy, to calm again as she stared at the road, "You didn't know did you?" He asked, as he watched her hands tighten around the wheel.

"Nope." She strained out and Zach squeezed his eyes shut knowing he was just put himself in some deep shit.

"Well I'm gonna be murdered tonight." He chirped and she rolled her eyes.

"No, you're not you'll be fine." She sighed as she made her way into the pick-up area. The pair saw Ronnie and Christina standing there looking for them. Rylan honked at the new-yorkers, making them notice the jeep and walked into it. Christina found it weird that Rylan didn't run out the car to greet them, and she got her answer when she heard Rylan speaking in the car. "I just don't understand why he didn't tell me." Rylan frowned, making Ronnie raise his eyebrows.

"Great to see you guys."

"You know he's going to kill me for telling you. This why they don't trust me with secrets."

"Yeah rye I missed you too." Christina deadpanned as the two continued their conversation, ignoring Aaron and Christina.

"Mind to tell us what you guys are talking about?" Ronnie finally cut in.

"Nothing it's not important anymore." Rylan shook off the situation, driving back to the boys' apartment building.

"Yeah mom, I promise." Rylan spoke to her mother, taking her keys out of her pocket. "no, I know. I think jonah's back in his apartment. He said he'll be here in ten minutes to listen to the album with me." She got the door opened and walked into the hallway where she started untying her shoes. "Yes mom, I know you guys are proud of me......Okay, yeah, I love you too, Okay bye."

"that's weird." She muttered seeing the lights off. She switched them on to see all of her best friends and their families standing there.

"SURPRISE!" She jumped up, her reaction late, but she still threw her phone at the nearest thing she could see. It so happened to be Jack, and he got a phone straight to the gut.

"OW! FUCKING HELL RYE THAT HURT!" He exclaimed and Rylan smiled sheepishly.

"Sorry."

"three minutes c'mon." Ashley grinned, grabbing Rylan's hands and pulling her straight to the living room.

"no, my girlfriend." Corbyn said, snatching Rylan away from Ashley's arms.

"twenty years old and you still don't know how to share." Ashley shook her head, rolling her eyes playfully at her older brother.

"Ashley, be nice." The besson mother warned, making Corbyn snicker.

"Expired Coupon." Ashley insulted.

"squeaky grocery cart." Corbyn shot back, making Rylan laugh. Once the last three minutes before twelve passed, the album was played on the speakers of the house. Everyone began congratulating Rylan for the album. After about fifteen minutes, Jonah heard the doorbell ring. Jack joined his side as Jonah opened the door, thinking it was Quinn coming to congratulate her.

"YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!"

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rylanmarais: the wait is over. my first album BREAKUP CENTRAL is out now on all platforms 😁

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username: YES OMG I'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE SHE SAID SHE WAS MOVING TO NEW YORK

imzachherron: so proud of you 👏👏
↪️rylanmarais: *gasp* is Zach being nice to me??
↪️imzachherron: oh shut up

username: literally just put the first song and I MISS YOU, IM SORRY IS FKN GOOD WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

jonahmarais: damn
jonahmarais: r u sure ur not depressed??
↪️rylanmarais: I hate you
↪️jonahmarais: jkjk Im proud of you

username: YOU BROKE ME FIRST IS MY FAVORITE OMG

jackaverymusic: I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FINALLY
jackaverymusic: YOU DIDNT LET ME LISTEN TO IT EARLY SMH
jackaverymusic: ITS SO GOOD WTH IM SO MAD THAT IM NOT SPECIAL ANYMORE 😡😡🤬
↪️rylanmarais: wym you were never special
↪️jackaverymusic: i-
↪️rylanmarais: jkjk

username: patiently waiting for corbyns comment

username: shes literally crying and she still looks so pretty like wtf
↪️katiebrown: IKR IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME

username: DID ANYONE ELSE END THIS(l.o.v.e.)?? HER AND KATIE SOUNDED SO GOOD 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

seaveydaniel: 1952 slaps
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gabbiegonzalez: HAHAHAH YOU LOSERS ARE HEARING THIS NOW
gabbiegonzalez: I HAVE BEEN HEARING THESE SONGS FOR A WHILE
↪️jackaverymusic: WHAT?!
↪️jackaverymusic: WHY DID YOU SHOW MY GF AND NOT ME?!
↪️rylanmarais: she lives with me
↪️rylanmarais: there was no possible way that she wouldn't hear it earlier

username: very very very in love with this album

username: dont get the hype

corbynbesson: HOLY MOTHER OF ALL GUACAMOLE CHIPS
corbynbesson: I JUST FINISHED ALL TEN SONGS AND THEYRE SO FREAKING GOOD
corbynbesson: like wtf did I do to deserve you
corbynbesson: wait but if this is your subtle way of saying you're breaking up with me than I hate it
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↪️corbynbesson: ok than I LOVE IT MY GF IS SO FREAKING TALENTED

username: every time i see rylan or corbyns posts I feel so lonely
↪️username: ikr they hype each other up and then I look stupid
↪️username: LMAOOOO

......
AN:

OK so I need help with some kind of updating schedule so you guys could know when to expect a new chapter

next chapter is going to be CRAZY I can't wait for all of your guys reactions

I'm so ready lol

well let them have a cute little Zach and rylan moment for their friendship bc I feel like they never talk like at all

but anyways

I forgot what I was going to say oops

what do you think jonah and jack saw at the end???

what're you theories for the next chapters??

I just sneezed lol

I'm so sleep deprived it's kinda funny

Sorry my energy is so hard to keep up with

ANYWAYS

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