" if you are constipated, just try- "
changbin groaned as he paused the poorly made commercial in front of him, closing his eyes as he stared mindlessly at the ceiling.

chan suggested to binge on boring content in order to fall asleep some how. it had been like this for around 4 days, both of them getting little or no sleep at all. chan would burn the midnight oil, trying to produce as much music and possible, while changbin would be occupied with writing bars.

even if they tried to take a break, or to simply close their eyes as they awaited for sleep to come, if never happens. they would either fall into a very light conscious state between sleep and being awakened. that resulted in their crankiness and the dark eye circle that made them resemble a panda.

being insomniac, has definitely taken a toll on their mental and physical health. they would either suffer from relentless headaches that drilled at them, or be extremely moody and prone to mood swings. trying the doctor's wouldn't be a good solution either, knowing that they would be met with the same advice either way.

chan was about to request for the younger to switch off the computer when he saw something that caught his eyes.

" do you think this would.. help us? "
chan moved the mouse so the cruiser hovered above an aesthetically pleasing video that was definitely enticing to say the least. the aforementioned video had a whopping 13 million views, the popularity adding to the appeal.

" hmm... fall asleep in 30 minutes with me.. "
changbin read out the title of the video, mouth agape as he widened his eyes.

" let's try it shall we? "
chan gave a reassuring smile to changbin, eyes glistening with a sparkle of hope. maybe they would finally be able to fall asleep! their messed up sleep schedule might be fixed, it was only one click away.

as soon as they clicked the video, chan had already gathered two pillows for them to rest their heads on, almost giving in to the calming music that played at the start.

soon, the audio was gradually soften till it faded into nothing, and it soon revealed a bed covered with vanilla white sheets, fluffy pillows and a microphone in the middle.

as they anticipated for the actual asmr session to start, the pair stared at each other through half lidded eyes, exchanging a sweet smile.

" h-hi my number ones! it's hannie happi here, let's fall asleep with me okies? i bet you're very tired... "

changbin and Chan could barely believe their eyes. was this hannie guy even real? he looked like he didn't belong to this universe, someone so ethereal and let's not get started on his addictive voice that seemed to make the both of them squeal a little.

" no way... "
changbin gasped while Chan clasped his hand over his mouth in disbelief. call them dramatic, but it was hard not to give such a reaction when met with such a beautiful person.

" i'll start with some warm milk and c-cookies that lixie from felix fellasmr gave me yesterday! "
a warm floaty and honey voice was heard from the screen, along with the YouTuber's warm smile the pair grew to love already, despite only watching the video for 2 minutes.

the asmr artist sipped on the milk, sighing softly in satisfaction when the beverage gave him warmth. next, he took the cookie and waved it around slightly, adding cute sound effects along with his adorable actions.

Chan could only smile fondly when he noticed the cartoonish face hannie had drew onto the cookie through the power of editing tools.

" i will now take a bite! not to worry my ones, this will not be a mukbang, i'll get into the other stuff a-after this! "
hannie beamed at the camera again, taking a bite into the appetising cookie, making sure the microphone could pick up the crunch.

" that was yummy! make sure to eat okay? "
hannie moved the cookie towards the camera, acting as if his beloved viewers would eat the food as well. after a good few seconds, the video transitioned to a caramel brown teddy bear that occupied the screen.

" my ones, let's get ready for bed okies? mr. teddy here will keep you entertained while hannie gets a story book to read! "
hannie propped the bear to face the camera, giving him a headpat and putting the jar of cookies in his embrace.

once again, there were cute and soothing sound effects added to the video, and hannie even went the extra mile to draw cute friends to accompany mr. teddy.

a yawn could be heard from chan, already rubbing his eyes as he patted changbin's hair in an attempt to lure him into a more relaxed state. changbin leaned into the touch, eyes still focused on the screen. he couldn't deny the fact that he was already feeling more relaxed, hannie made him feel very soothed, just like Chan could.

" hannie is back! we will be reading <mr.Teddy's race car adventure>! it's actually what hannie has written and drew on his own, i hope my ones will like it! "
he excitedly showed the camera the item in hand, cute pastel drawings and red letters were displayed on the book's cover.

" i'll start now! mr teddy was preparing for the race.."
hannie's voice soon faded. a foreign sensation, as if they misjudged the number of stairs they were walking down, left their leg in mid air for just a bit longer than you expected. it wasn't very pleasant, somewhat bedtime tumbling sensation or much like a hypnic jerk, which was one way to put it.

" if you love depression, you'll love- "
( a/n: no- there's actually an ad it's goes like " if you love depression, you'll love anxiety! )
the loud music boomed from the speakers, making Chan groaned while changbin woke up abruptly.

while the ad stopped playing, changbin and Chan slowly turned to each other, jaw unhinged as their eyes widened to the size of saucers.

" w-we fell asleep! "

the two of them hugged each other tightly, rejoicing in sync. they couldn't believe that they had just fallen asleep! was it even possible? well, it sure was.

after cheering for quite some time, the two of them settled down, barely recovering from their mini celebration. however another video caught their attention again.

" wait.. hannie's having a giveaway?! "
they excitedly clicked onto the video, anticipating the content.

" hello my ones! it's your boy hannie again! skrrt skrrt let's get it! " ( a/n : seriously, in Korea, we're still not over the let's get it-)

" today's video will be a bit different... hannie will be having a giveaway asmr s-session! hannie will be going to visit the lucky one that hannie has picked! all you have to do is comment any thing you want! hannie hopes to see positive comments okies? thank you my ones! see you soon! "
they were fawning over how hannie was talking in  third person, smiling from ear to ear.

" oh my god! no wayy! let's comment something i can feel my luck shifting... "
they excitedly got to work, fingers grazing over the keyboard as they started to comment.

2chan.com
hi hannie! we just started watching your comment and we love it very much, thank you for making us feel relaxed and we could finally sleep after a prolonged period of time >w< ,, we hope hannie has a good day and we hope that everyone will take care of themselves too! bye bye|

" okay all done! "

[ 1 week later ]
" hello my ones! thank you all for participating and d-don't worry if you didn't win, hannie will have many many more of these giveaways in the future! thank you for your support! hannie will announce the results now! "

Chan and changbin held each other's hand tightly, anticipation practically coursing through their veins.

" 2chan.com has won it hehe! please contact me through Instagram! "
hannie announced the results, pointing towards his Instagram account which he had managed to show onto the screen through editing.

" bye bye ones! love you all! "
his light and soft voice soon faded once again, as another as threatened to play.

" wow.. i can't believe that... also, i think it's time we get YouTube premium these ads- "

" oh heck no, im not donating our money into the red and white box app-"

changbin was cut off when a squeal from Chan was heard.

" ive found his account! "

chachanbin
hii hannie! we are 2chan.com ( chan and changbin, we are 24 and 22 respectively )
thanks for picking us!

hannie.luvs
hihi!
no problem hehe i am happy to be of help!
oo you guys are my hyungs hehe
i don't really disclose my name but it's fine :D

my real name is han jisung :3
but you can call me hannie!

chahchabin
:) okay hannie!
when do you plan on coming over?
we probably have to do a lot to make our house neater...

hannie.luvs
>3<don't worry about it hehe
I'll come over tomorrow if that's okie?
would you mind giving me your address hyungs? >w<

chan and changbin could barely sleep ( once again ) , but this time, it was for a good and validated reason. hannie was coming to visit them, it would be like youtube premium but in real life!

[ next day ]

" h-hello? "

they immediately recognised that soft voice, it was none other than hannie!

" oh hi hannie! make yourself at home! "

hannie was literally had both his hands on the straps of his backpack, his bag stuffed so full it might burst at any given moment. the amount of dust and sewn on patches didn't go unnoticed by the pair, who immediately volunteered to carry his bag for him instead.

" oh not to worry hyungs! it's just the stuff i brought for the asmr session! the best quality for the best um hyungs like you?! "

" awww thank you very much hannie! can we pet your hair? it's so fluffy im going to die! "
changbin's voice was unusually high pitched, he might even have hit a whistle note.

" mhm! i love 'em! "

hannie naturally leaned into their comforting touches, small huffs leaving his mouth as he grew accustomed to the feeling.

" awww.. you're so cute hannie! "

" hannie, do you mind if hyung asks why your bag is so dirty? there's nothing wrong with it and hyungs wouldn't judge you okay? "

" o-oh um okies.. well im not very well off.. i have to support my family, well my brother's in the hospital.. those bills aren't paying themselves you know haha.. and my parents have passed.. I guess you could say I'm the sole breadwinner! "
han finished off with a smile, looking up at the two of them expectantly.

" im so sorry to hear that hannie, you're a fighter! "
chan gave jisung another pat on the head, basking in the way the younger would lean his head  in his direction, engrossed in the feeling.

" well hannie, would you like to maybe...like to go out with us? well it's not like a d-date date like more like a i want to know you and you can um know us? um um -"
changbin looked to Chan with eyes that were displaying his intention, a silent signal/ beg for his hyung to save him.

" yea yea..um what changbinnie means is um... we um.. well even if you refuse to go out on the date-not-date..we would like to provide you with financial support but you of course, can continue to do what you love.. like we totally understand if you don't want to.. we only met today.. "
he looked at changbin for confirmation, the younger immediately nodded in agreement.

" I'll give you my answer after the session okies? thank you hyungs! "

after the confirmation( a smile from chan and an aggressive nod from changbin ), han proceeded with the promised session. whipping out all sorts of sensory and relaxing items, an his signature microphone as well as the recognised mr. teddy.

" let's get started! "
jisung whispered into the mic, giggling as he watched his hyungs drape a blanket over themselves,already ready to fall asleep.

three slimes, two minutes of constant talking, five hours of story telling accompanied with soothing page turning as well as sketching later, the both of them had already fallen asleep.

han smiled fondly at them, heart feeling at peace once again when he was reassured by their snores.
he took something out from his bag, and left, making sure to close the door very, very softly.

chan was the first to wake up, nudging the shorter to wake up, which he complied to.

" wait.. where's hannie? "

they looked down to see a piece of paper and a box wrapped with red paper, adorned with a shiny white glittery ribbon.

" dear binnie hyung and channie hyung, i have to go visit my brother, so i left early! i hope that's okies! >O< anyways,, i would like to sayy... yes! i will go onto the date-not-date with you! ++ thank you for wanting to support me, but don't worry im not in it for the money okies? thank you so much binnie and channie hyungie! ^w^ "

chan and changbin swore they could hear jisung's cherry voice through the letter that was filled with doodles.

next, they proceeded to carefully open the present as if it might just break or disintegrate at their fingertips.

in the box, sat two teddy bears, one with a ribbon and one with a backpack. additionally, there was two bottles of lavender essential oil which han had made himself, claiming that it had relaxing properties and was his comfort scent.

there was another small slip of paper that said , " those teddies are for you! they can be friends with mr. teddy!! •3• "

both their hearts were about to burst at the youngest's cuteness, cooing internally at the boy's efforts.

" thank goodness, i love the YouTube algorithm! "
chan announced, making changbin erupt into a continuous fit of laughter.

LOVE LUVS: well this was longer than usual haha, hope you enjoyed it! kinda proud of this one :DD my requests are open so feel free to request anything :3