Another AU!! I've actually wrote this one shot a couple of weeks ago, but I never got around publishing it because of the requests, but never mind that!

It's pretty much an AU of where you are Cinderella and Atsushi kun is the narrator and you'll find out what others have what roles ;)

A little self promotion here, but the reason I didn't write a brand new one shot was that I've been working on my new story! It's called 'Love is Blind' and it's Nakahara Chuuya x Reader so if you're into that, please read it! 

Ohohoho and another one! I forgot that today, I made a new tumblr account for BSD scenerios, headcannons, etc so follow me! And the ask box is open for requests :)))

The link is here: http://bungoustraydogsthings.tumblr.com/ 

Thank you and sorry for all the self promotions lol  but please enjoy~

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, lovely princess named Cinderella. After the shocking news of her father's death, she was forced to live with her vulgar step-mother and her two spoiled step sisters. Everyday was tiring and backing aching for Cinderella and she always never had enough food or love. She was treated like garbage. Now, another rough day has come for poor little Cinderella..."

"CINDERELLA! What the hell is the meaning of this?! You still haven't cleaned our rooms!!" a certain blonde man with the glasses yelled in frustration.

"Cinderella! Where are my candies you were supposed to get me?! You know I need those!" Ranpo whined, his arms crossed over his fancy yellow dress.

You sighed loudly. "Alright, alright. I'm on it right now but for the love of everything, will you not scream in my ear? I swear I'm going deaf in my mid 20's."

"HEY." a low growl startled you as you spun around to see your step mother in fury as black clouds began to protrude out of his body.

'Ohhh shit I'm ded....' you thought. But you remained calm and smiled brightly as you opened your mouth to say something until you felt a sudden sting on your cheeks as you heard the sound of your step-mother slapping you across your cheek.

"You've been in my castle long enough that you should at least know how you talk to your step-sisters. Now go to their rooms and start cleaning like they ordered you to!!!" Akutagawa demanded as you weakly stood up from the ground. You hung your head low as you picked up the pail with water and a mop and walked upstairs with shame.

'Dammit, that Akutagawa...' you cursed mentally. You put your hand over your cheeks where he bitch slapped you. 'Damn, that hurts...'

"Everyday was like this in Cinderella's household. She would always get in trouble by talking back to her step-sisters and getting punished by her step-mother. Cinderella often pondered why her step-mother hasn't killed her yet with his ability. But what she knew for sure was that she detested her step-mother." Atsushi read, flipping the page.

"One day, a letter was sent to Cinderella's household that the country's prince was looking for a beautiful women willing to do a double suicide with him." he continued.

"Eh? What the hell is this mail? Hold up, is this the bandage wasting device?!" Kunikida held up the letter to read it more clearly.

"Mother! We must go! The prince is hosting a party and you know what this means-" Ranpo said as he licked his lips. "MOREEEE FOOODDDD!!!"

"Yes, yes. We must go since that traitor is there. I must give him the piece of my mind when he betrayed Port Mafia...." Akutagawa grumbled.

You walked into the room where they were discussing about the invitation. "Hey, try not to mix the actual anime with a famous folktale." you pointed out as they nod in unison.

"Anyways, Cinderella. We'll be going to the ball to meet the prince. You cannot step a foot outside this castle and I expect to come home with a spotless castle." Akutagawa ordered you.

You giggled nervously. "You see, that's such a funny joke~ I'm human, not a robot and the party is like what- only a few hours so I probably can't clean this house to make is spotless...."

Akutagawa glared deadly at you as he grabbed your jaw and looked straight into your eyes. "Just clean this damn house you filthy little rat."

"Yup!" you smiled and nodded through your cheeks that were being squished.

"Tch. What a foolish child." he let go of you as he walked to the door along with the two step-sisters who were all dressed up with too much make up on their face.

"Correction: what a stunning, brave, gorgeous gir-"

"SHUT UP AND CLEAN." Akutagawa ordered in annoyance as he slammed the door behind you leaving you alone at last.

"Oh, how Cinderella was devastated she could not attend the ball to meet the charming prince." Atsushi read out, dramatically.

"Finally, Akutagawa is gone. I thought he would never leave me alone..." you sighed in relief.

"Cinderella felt a single tear drop in her eyes as her heart ached in misery. She sighed sadly as she had no choice but to follow her step-mother's orders."

"Screw cleaning. I'm done." you declared as you plopped onto the couch and put your feet up on the table and turned the TV on with the remote.

"I-Is she ignoring my narration?? W-What should I do???" Atsushi felt quite panicked but continued reading.

"O-Oh!! Out of nowhere- I don't know why, but there was a sudden 'poof!' and a 'bam!' and a small figure took shape! It was the fairy!"

"W-Why the hell am I the goddamn fairy?! This dress is too tight on me and I demand my proper hat back, not this crown! Who was in charge of the roles, Dazai?!" the orange haired man started to bicker nonsense which startled you.

"Hey! Chuuya san! Quit holding up the story!" Atsushi warned.

"S-Sorry..." he muttered as he turned to you as you just blinked in surprise.

"Is it just me or did Chuuya get even shorter being a fairy?" you teased.

An irk mark popped on his forehead as he growled. "Forget about my height. Don't say anything, but I'm taking you to the ball!"

"What? No way, like I want to go to a party where Akutagawa is." you scoffed as you flipped to the next channel.

Chuuya sighed in annoyance. "I don't care if you don't want to go, but if you don't the story won't continue."

"Fine, I'll go to that party!" you threw you hands up in defeat.

"So Cinderella accepted the offer with glee as she walked out the door with her new ravishing ball gown that the fairy gifted her." Atsushi read.

"Just be back till midnight or walk home." Chuuya muttered when you two finally reached to the ball, glancing at the heads of the tall people to meet a certain 'prince'.

"Ugh, why do I have to be the prince?!" Dazai whined loudly in his throne, lazily lying down on it. "Well, I guess there's the flip side to it! Not only I'm the prince, I get to host this party to see a beautiful women who'll do a double suicide with me! Ah~ This is the best day of my life!"

"It was actually surprising that this many people would show up and it gave the prince high hopes for minimum chances of double suicide. The prince suddenly got back on his feet and he strode proudly through the huge crowd of attractive women until he bumped into Cinderella." Atsushi flipped the page.

You felt a light bump on your arm until you were swung low to see you were cradled by the handsome young prince.

"Woah, woah! What a beautiful young lady!" the man complimented as you blushed a little. He lifted you back up on your feet.

"Thank you. You must be the prince that hosted this party." you smiled.

"And you must be the lucky winner that you get to do a double suicide with a handsome and charming young lad like moi~" he winked at you as he blew a kiss.

"Actually, I was kinda forced to come here, rather than getting an invitation." you laughed nervously. The prince's face fell a little to hear that you didn't come to his party for you own will.

"Oh, and I guess I'm flattered but I won't be willing to do a double suicide with you. Sorry..." you mumbled, feeling a bit guilty.

"It's alright, dear. I thought it was a long shot. But you see-" Dazai suddenly grabbed your hands as you blinked in surprise. "It was like love at first sight when I saw you! You don't have to do a double suicide with me, but please..." he brought your hands up to his soft lips as he kissed it.

"Will you be mine?"

Like a 1000 volts jolting to up your body, your cheeks flushed intensely. "I-I don't know..." you averted away from his stare to the floor. "I don't know if you want me. We just met and I've been pretty much treated like shit for my entire life..."

Dazai gasped loudly, his hand over his mouth. "You were treated like what?!"

"I was-"

"No, sweetie. This cannot happen to precious lady like you. You must stay with me." he told you sternly, gripping your hands a bit.

"I still don't know..."

"Cinderella was tangled up with her thoughts. Although living with the prince meant that no more barking orders of her step mother and her two step sisters and no more being treated like a stick in the mud. But for some reason, she was stuck." Atsushi read while he sipped on his tea.

"Then I'll make you fall in love with me." Dazai said in a low whisper which made you shiver, but made your heart beat 10 times faster.

"The prince's had gently intertwined with Cinderella as he lead her to the middle of the ball. Everyone cleared its way, making a huge circle just for the both of them to dance." Atsushi read, munching on his chips.

'I swear this narrator needs to stop eating food when he's narrating the story...' you thought but shook away the useless comment in your head and focused on the man who was holding your hand, his arm secured tightly around your waist. He smiled warmly at you, making you blush.

'Oh god, his smile is so beautiful...' you squealed a little in your chest.

"You know I never got your name, what's your-"

"But it happened till then! The plot twist rises as the prince was suddenly punched by no other than Cinderella's step mother!" Atsushi suddenly yelled.

You gasped in horror as watched Dazai skid across the floor and you gave a glare to Akutagawa. He stomped his face towards you, with a vein popping out of his forehead.

"I TOLD YOU TO NOT COME TO-" he lifted his hand again to grab your cheeks until Dazai appeared out of nowhere and kicked Akutagawa in the face.

He stood up as he cracked his knuckles. "Don't. Touch. HER." Dazai scowled, showing the deadliest glare he ever gave to someone.

Akutagawa stood up weakly, wiping the blood off his lips. "I finally found you..." he shot his head up and gave him an evil grin. "YOU TRAITOR!!!"

"Everyone in the ball screamed and cried out for help as the epic battle began between the step mother and the prince!" Atsushi announced.

"Surely is a hell of a plot twist for the normal version of this story..." Chuuya muttered as he chugged down a bottle of whine down his throat, watching everyone flee in panic.

"Ohohoho!!! And the battle continues between the prince and the angry step mother!! The mother shows off his ability as its chases the prince left and right but the prince is surprisingly stealthy and quick, making it difficult to capture!!" Atsushi screamed, now with a microphone in his hand.

'Did the narrator forget that he's narrating the story instead of making a live broadcast? Well, whatever. I have to help the prince before-'

Until suddenly in front of you, a huge round table was hurled towards your way as you yelped and squeezed your eyes shut for impact-

But you were still safe.

You opened your eyes to see the prince holding the table he caught perfectly in time. He looked back at you and gave a proud grin.

"Is my little princess alright?"

"You need to stop fighting! Someone is going to get hurt!" you pouted.

With Dazai still having his brown orbs staring deep into yours, he threw the table aside and raised his hands as it came in contact with Akutagawa's ability, making it disappear.

"You're right, sweetheart. I should of listened. I'm sorry..." he frowned as he walked over to you, suddenly engulfing you into a tight hug, nuzzling in the crook of your neck.

"H-Hey... What's this about all of the sudden??" you blushed a little, surprised by the sudden embrace.

"I'm just telling you that I will fight with all I've got for you because I love you." he whispered into you ear, making your cheeks rise up even more.

"To think you have the audacity to hug my daughter like that!" Akutagawa screeched as he tried to rip Dazai's arm off that was tightly wrapped around you, but Dazai twirled away, still holding you.

"So I see what this is... You must be the person who's been treating this poor lady all her life." Dazai's voice suddenly turned into a low growl almost sounding into a threat.

"Of course I am! She's rude, childish, stubborn, and disrespectful! A person like her should be treated-" before Akutagawa could continue, Dazai cut him off.

"It's because you treat her like that, makes her be that way. It was you to begin with, not her."

You felt safe and rescued by Dazai with his warm arms holding you tighter than ever into an embrace and his voice echoing through his chest was music to your ears. You couldn't help but to nuzzle your head into his chest. Dazai smiled down at you and then looked back up to the step-mother with a serious expression.

"My goal was for this party was not to fool around and ransack the palace. My goal was to get a women to do a double suicide with me."

"And did you find it-"

"Sadly, no. But I did find a women with a strong and beautiful soul who'll be staying with me." Dazai said, without a single trace of doubt in his voice. He had confidence. He gave you a tight squeeze as you looked up at Dazai.

"Y-You?!" Akutagawa looked at you with disbelief. "Since when did you get someone else to fall for your disgusting looks?"

"That's actually a very funny joke. You're on a roll today, mother." you smirked, watching Akutagawa ready to blow up in a few seconds.

Dazai clapped his hands as a large group of guards came in and surrounded Akutagawa. "Capture him and send him to the dungeon!!" he ordered. Akutagawa plead for mercy but also cursed at you for everything that you've done as the guards dragged him out of the ball. It was finally just the two of you, alone.

"So it seems like you're mine, princess." Dazai purred as he held your hand.

"I'm glad to be yours." you chuckled in delight.

"Same here. And before I was rudely interrupted, I still didn't get your name. May I ask your name?" Dazai asked politely.

"Well, it seems like I'm supposed to be Cinderella but my real name is (L/N), (F/N). Nice to meet you." you bowed slightly, lifting your dress a little bit.
Dazai chuckled. "Well, I'm Dazai Osamu and I'm more than happy to be with you." he took your hand again as you two danced away in the night where you left off...

BONUS (again sorry lol):

"Since when did this guy came in here?" Dazai poked a certain orange haired man who was lying flat of the floor, his face all red from just a bottle of wine he drank.

"Oh, shoot. That's my fairy! What time is it?" you glanced back at the big clock on the ceiling which read 12:32.

You couldn't help but to laugh. "So is this what he meant by come by midnight or his magic is actually a lie?"

"I did find this plastic wand with a huge star on it." Dazai pulled the plastic toy out of Chuuya's pocket and tapped it lightly on his palms as it sparkled in different kinds of colors.

"I guess the person who set up the props didn't have enough budget to buy us a real fairy." you said nonchalantly.

"You're right." Dazai shrugged. "Anyways, let's take him home!"

"What are we going to do with it?"

"We're going to make him into our maid of course!" Dazai grinned mischievously.

NEXT MORNING:

Chuuya's eyes flutter open as he sits up on the bed. "Where am I?~" he yawns and gets off of the bed and walk towards the exit until he stopped dead in his tracks when he passed the mirror. Chuuya's mouth gaped open as he saw himself in the mirror that he was wearing a maid costume and a cute little maid headband.

"DAAAZAAAIIIII!!!!!"

"Sniffle, sniffle... The author didn't let me finish the story..." Atsushi cried softly as he blew into the tissue.

♔♔♔♔♔♔♔♔♔♔

I'm sorry Atsushi kun that I finished the story instead of you~

But tbh, I don't know how I feel about this story, lol. It seems... Different than most of the one shots I've read...

I did get a little inspired by one of the Durarara seiyuu event where they also did a Cinderella version of their characters and it was hilarious af.

Anyways, make sure to read my new story and follow me on tumblr (bungoustraydogsthings)!! It would be greatly appreciated :)))