"So, you want us to investigate, but what kind of investigation?"

As everyone went back to the agency's office, kunikida, dazai, y/n, tanizaki, and Naomi were all listening to the request of their blond client.

"What a beauty. as ephemeral as a water lily, young and sublimely gorgeous. Would you mind double suiciding with me." .Dazai didn't waist time to grab her hand in his as he started flirting, only to get smacked away because of kunikida.

"Sorry for the inconvenience. Give us a minute we'll be back." He than took dazai by his collar dragging him to a room as he closed the doors. Weird sounds could be heard from inside...

"Normal day." Y/n boldly said, wich caused Naomi to giggle, as tanizaki and atsushi both froze.

"regarding my request.." the blond continued, surprising atsushi tanizaki and Naomi by how unbothered she was. Y/n just giggled.

The blond client was still stating her request as the h/c girl stood up and started walked away leaving the rest to deal with this woman, having better things to do like playing project sekai.

Sudently, kunikida left the room he was in with dazai.

"You want us to inspect the territory in order to find proves as to why these gang members are here."

The woman nodded, as kunikida looked at atsushi calling him out.

"you take care of it." The blond said causing atsushi to literally freak out.

"Eeeh!?"

"They're usually just run away, they're not really offensive. It's perfect for your first mission." Kunikida kept going, seeming to have convinced atsushi at going. "Tanizaki, you can go with him."

"If my brother's going, then im going too!" Naomi smiled as she hugged her brother.

"Mhm, where's y/n?" Kunikida asked, as he looked around not spotting the h/c girl.

"Dunno, she disappeared. Just like that, pof!" Naomi replied, as kunikida nodded.

"Hey brat." As atsushi was getting ready to leave, kunikida sudently called him out.

"I know that life hasn't been easy for you so here's a tip on how to survive." He pulled out a photo from his note book handing it to him.

"If you ever see this man, run. He's dangerous, even the agency members can't do anything with him."

"Why is that?" Atsushi asked, as dazai who had some earphones idly chilling on his neck, he sat up properly. "He's also gifted who's part of a mafia. It doesn't have a name we just call it port mafia because it was created at a port."

"Talk about having originality." Y/n sudently poped put of nowhere to look at the picture in kunikida's hand who let put a Gasp since he didn't notice the girl.

"Atsushi, If you see akutagawa, Tell him that killing people won't make his eyebrows grow faster!"

"PFFT- GOOD ONE Y/N!" Atsushi looked perplexed as dazai started laughing his heart out.

"Uhh.. his name is akutagawa?"

"Yeah, ryonnosuke akutagawa. Just incase you see him, don't think of fighting, just run as far as possible."

"His powers are enough to slay countless lives without mercy. The police don't stand a chance against him. Even I refuse to fight him." Kunikida added, as atsushi let out a Gasp.

"as long as I don't encounter him.. I'll be fine, right?" Atsushi asked, as y/n smiled at him.

"Kunikida is just exaggerating, you'll be fine!!"

"Probably..."

"You can't commit a double suicide alone , so find a partner and let the end come ooh yeaaaah." As dazai was calmly chilling singing his favorite song, someone interrupted him.

"Hey dazai. Go to work." He removed the brunette's headphones from his head as dazai was laying on his back on the couch.

"Im waiting for my little angel to drop!" Dazai said confusing blond making him angry. The usual.

He swiftly took back his head phone and kept signing his suicide song with kunikida yelling at him.

When sudently, he removed his headphones placing them on a near by table standing up ignoring kunikida.

"Y/n!!! Wanna go out with me?"

He opened the door to the main office only to find y/n chilling there on her phone, seeming to be focused on something.

"Ooh my~ I'm flattered! But as much as I want to say yes, I'm trying to full combo the intese voice of hatsune miku..." She kept smaching random buttons hopping that she would get it right.

Dazai smirked as he saw that her phone was charging as she's playing, so being a sane human being he unplug it, and it sent a notification that y/n's phone wasn't charging anymore wish made the h/c nette lose her full combo.

"dazai.. I HOPE YOU FUCKING STAY ALIVE!" Just as she got up to yell at him, he sudently brought a chair to sit infront of her.

"Its about atsushi! Wanna go see him. If you know what I mean~" He asked, his silly expression gone replaced with a kinda serious smile.

Y/n looked at his face stoicly before sighing and clicking the button, 'try again' to keep playing

"I'm lazy.."

"Too bad, I'm dragging you with me anyways."

You know the drill, higuchi turned out to be from the port mafia, Naomi got shot and now the blond was in a 1v1 with tanizaki who had his blood boiling as he strangled higuchi.

Ngl kinda wished it was me...

"Weaks will die and make way for the others."

That's until akutagawa showed up and stabbed tanizaki from the back, as he started walking towards atsushi.

"Weretiger, I believe That's our first meeting. I'm ryonnosuke akutagawa, from the port mafia Like higuchi here." He said, covering up a cough.

"Akutagawa senpai! I can handle the mission! No need to-" Just as she was about to finish her sentence, poor girl gor slapped harshly by akutagawa as her glasses fell down to the floor.

"Useless, we got asked to bring the were tiger alive! You could've shot him!" He yelled at the blond, as she looked down apologizing.

Epic intro kinda style, atsushi full of rage knowing that akutagawa only wanted him and the other two were just unlucky he started fighting against akutagawa only to get his leg choped of...

Normal day!

And like any main character, he started having a flash back wich showed him just how traumatizing his life was, poor guy he only breathed. Having his character development, he transformed into a white tiger and started attacking akutagawa who was happy to oblige and fight back.

"Okaaay, that's enough!" When dazai appeared out of nowhere as he used his ability to stop both atsushi and akutagawa from fighting.

Higuchi noticing the man, lifted her gun to fire at him, but sudently felt a sharp pain at her hand wich started bleeding. She turned around to see y/n holding a pocket knife as she stabbed her own hand with it smirking.

"Hi blondie!!"

Removing the knife from her hand, no blood spilled whatsoever, only in higuchi's hand.

One's pain is my gain.

Atsushi turned back to normal as akutagawa's rashomun disappeared. Y/n went beside atsushi to check on him, only to find the albino haired man sleeping.

"Agh-" higushi grabbed her bloody hand as she stood up trying to stop the bleeding. "You two are from the agency.. what are you doing here??"

"Your behaviour was suspicious, so I used my ears!" Dazai showed her a listening device he placed on her from when was flirting with her.

She checked her pocket and found a micro hiding in there. "No way.."

"Not to brag or anything. But I figured it out without needing a listening device." Y/n stood up properly from where she was crouching besides atsushi, sending dazai a challenging smirk

"I hope you die by the way." He mouthed.

"And I hope you stay alive." Y/n talked back.

"H-how?!"

"Lets just say,,, You're a bad liar!" The h/c nette smiled as she hight fived dazai.

"So you figured out since the beginning.." higuchi muttered.

"Now now, wake up atsushi~ I don't want to pick up the three of you!! Y/n probably wouldn't help me too.." The brunette whined as he desesperatly tried waking up the albino haired man.

"I mean... why is he kinda.."

"The betrayal!" Dazai dramatically cried

"The hell?!? You think we'll let you get alive out of here!?" With her uninjured hand she grabbed a gun and pointed it a dazai.

"Stop it higuchi.. you can't win against these two." Akutagawa said with a cough. "We're leaving for now, dazai."

"HEY! IM STILL HERE!?!" Y/n yelled out, as she glared at akutagawa, only for the no eyebrow man to ignore her.

"The port mafia will capture the weretiger a day or another."

"Sure, when your eyebrows will finally grow!"

"Shut up, 14 year old looking brat."

"Shut the fuck up grandpa ass."

"AHEM!" Dazai silenced the two before asking: "why does the mafia want him anyways?"

"That's simple, he has a nice black market bounty. seven billion to be precise." Akutagawa answered the brunnette as dazai chunkled.

"That's a generous amount of money huh."

"7billion...." y/n sudently started chuckling, a dark aura surrounding her. "I'll hand him over if you give me half the price!" She said as she looked at akutagawa with an exited face confusing both higuchi and him.

"Children don't have right to talk when adults are speaking!" Dazai smacked y/n's head with a lecturing frown, one a mother would give to her child.

"STAY ALIVE!"

"KILL YOURSELF!"

"Those two really are stronger than us both?" As the two of them were bickering higushi just couldn't believe that her superior approved the strength of those two.

"... AHEM!"

"WHAT?!" Both y/n and dazai turned their head to look at the two who were still standing.

"Ah right. Sorry , we got a bit distracted.. what did you say about the 7 billion?" Dazai brushed it off with an awkward chunkle as y/n silently prayed for dazai's life span to grow by atleast 100 years.

"The port mafia will have those 7 billion. With the ADA's consent or without it." Akutagawa added, bring his hands on his pockets.

"Are you declaring war to the agency? I'd like to see you even try." Dazai tilted his head sending a challenging smirk towards akutagawa.

"A little agency like yours stand no chance against the dark side of Yokohama. Money, finances, men, politically speaking. We're far more powerful than your pitiful agency." Higushi started, braging about the port mafia and how it could crush the agency.

"No one survived after encountering our way." She sent a glare at both dazai and y/n.

"Ok." Y/n smiled, as higuchi scoffed.

"I already know that!" Dazai rubbed the back of his neck letting out a sigh.

"Exactly. You two know better than anyone. After all, you are ex members of the port mafia." Akutagawa said, sending a glare at both y/n and dazai.

"We'll be back for the were tiger."

"Oh,,," y/n brought the unconscious body of atsushi closer to her, sending a challenging smirk towards the two while tilting her head a bit. "And we'll hand him once you grow some eyebrows!"

"STOP WITH THIS JOKE ALREADY!"-higuchi

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!Bungou secrets!

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Y/n secretly wishes to stab herself countless times while activating her ability at dazai but can't bc of his own ability...

Oui oui baguette