Today was a normal day.

Well, if you consider watching your co worker trying to sound like a mentally ill terorist menacing a high school student in order to give some abandoned kitten a test to enter an armed detective agency normal. Than yeah! Today was a normal day!

"Its the agency's fault...!!?!?!"

The ginger held the 'bomb' switch in one hand, a hand that was chaking, as all the other employees in the ADA tried to act afraid.

"Where is the president!" He started. "Let me speak to him dammit!"

"Or else.. my bomb will send everysingle one of you IN HELL!" The ginger grabbed the collar of a black haired girl with long hair as he pulled her up.

As tanizaki kept on going with his monologue, Naomi looking scared as hell.

Dazai Kunikida and atsushi were hiding behind some buches trying to think of a plan.

"What the heck am I doing here..." poor atsushi only wanted a job.

"He seems furious towards the agency.." kunikida started, not leaving the gingers sights.

"I'm not of any help here... can i go...?"

"It isn't surprising agency attracts the resentment of many people." Dazai continued.

'They're ignoring me.."

Dazai took a look at the bomb, it seemed that it would explode the whole building if not covered. Atleast the damage will be minimized.

So he accepted to help the agency, by doing something that every sane human being would do!

You know the drill, atsushi tried sacrificing himself cause Life's hard and everything but he got accepted!

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"IM SO SORRY! EVEN IF IT WAS FOR A TEST!"

Dazai kunikida Naomi tanizaki y/n and atsushi were chilling in the Cafe beneath the agency, as tanizaki kept on apologizing over and over for overplaying on atsushi's entrance test.

"No need to! I-its okay really!" Atsushi reassured the ginger, as he let out a deep breath beside his sister.

While a h/c nette was sitting next to atsushi, dazai was with kunikida in the background, probably arguing about some shit.

"I'm tanizaki by the way, and this my-"

"I'm his little sister! Naomi!" The High schooler Naomi hugged her brother surprising both tanizaki and atushi, y/n seemed unbothered as she kept sipping on her F/d.

"You're siblings?? You don't look alike whatsoever..." atsushi deadpaned, as y/n chunkled. "Crazy world."

"You don't believe us~?" Naomi giggled, sliding her hand over her brothers face making him tense. "We are indeed blood related." She kept sliding her arm from his chest to his stomach until she put her arm underneath her brothers shirt tracing circles on his skin.

"Right? Big brother?" The black haired girl straddled tanizaki as the two kept doing their things infront of a blushing atsushi.

"As much as I like the scene you guys are weirding atsushi out." Y/n remarked from beside astushi, while Naomi stuck her tongue at her.

"Anyways! I'm ayaline Y/n! But you can call me y/n!!" She just decided to ignore the two as atsushi did the same.

"Nice to meet you y/n." Atsushi sent her a smile, wich caused her to stare at him for 5 more seconds before smiling back.

"Its nice to meet me for real!" With a cough she brushed it off before giggling.

"Anyways! you know why you shouldn't give Elsa a balon?" Y/n sudently said letting out a 'pfft' in an attempt to not laugh.

"What-"

"Because she'll let it go-" she started laughing like a maniac at her own joke burying her face on her arms rested on the table while still laughing.

"..."

"It would be preferable to not interact with those three..." kunikida appeared out of nowhere as atsushi looked at him with round eyes muttering a 'okay'.

"Now that your part of the agency, don't smear it's name like these degenerats." Kunikida sudently yelled at Naomi and tanizaki, while also yelling at y/n to stop her hysterical laughs, before turning around with a serious face looking at atsushi.

"That's the only rule you should follow.. right, dazai?"

When he turned to look at dazai, he found him flirting with some waitress. "Would you mind choking me with those refined hands of yours-" only to get smacked on the back by kunikida.

"YOU DUMBASS I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING SHAME TO THE AGENCY!" He started yelling out at dazai, only to have atsushi sigh.

"YOU DONT NEED TO BOTHER A WOMAN FOR THAT, ILL GLADLY CHOKE YOU!"

"Uh, excuse me.." Atsushi sudently asked. "What were you doing before you entred the agency?" He sudently got the attention of kunikida who was still trying to choke dazai, the poor albino let out a nervous chunkle, "j-just mere curiosity..."

"Guess!" Dazai and kunikida stoped whatever the hell they were doing now siting back on their table.

"Its like a tradition in the agency!" Dazai smiled. "We try to guess the old jobs of our co-workers it's considered within the framework of the detective studies."

Atsuhi looked at tanizaki and Naomi as he started thinking. "Tanizaki and Naomi maybe were students?"

"Yeah that's right!" Tanizaki smiled.

"How did you guess?" Naomi asked, causing y/n to let a sarcastic laugh.

"I know that you work part time here, and you're wearing a high-school uniform. Tanizaki doesn't look that much older than you." Atsushi simply answered with a smile as Naomi let out a hum.

"Thats good, what about kunikida?" Dazai said turning his face to look at his partner with a smile. As he let out a cough since he was drinking coffee.

"My old job doesn't matter!"

"Umm, maybe in the government?" Atsushi still tried guessing as dazai ignored the blond to look at atsushi.

"You're close, he was a math teacher."

Atsushi started imagining the strict kunikida infront if a board. It actully was accurate.

"My turn now!!" Y/n beamed from besides atsushi, as the albino haired man turned to look at her.

"Umm... before joining the agency,,, you were in middle school, right?" Atsushi said, genuinely thinking that she was still a middle schooler, dazai bursted out laughing..

"..." Y/n looked down, her hair covering half of her face, as atsushi started apologizing.

"Anyways! What about me." Dazai didn't even let atsushi think again about y/n's old job before smiling.

"Y-you?"

"Yeah, me!"

"You were....." dazai kept giving atsushi a close eyes smile, patiently waiting for his answer.

"... I can't think of anything." As much as atsushi tried to think he couldn't visualize dazai in another job.

"Don't think to hard, his and y/n's old job is still a mystery to all of us." Kunikida said, interrupting the thoughts of atsushi who looked perplexed.

"I know what's dazai's old job!" Y/n sent a challenging smirk at dazai.

"I know yours too." He smirked back at her as they both started giggling like vilans in films.

"Did they use have the same job?" Atsushi asked, and kunikida nodded. "Acording to them, yeah."

"There's even a reward for whoever guesses our old job!" Dazai sudently said, as y/n hummed in agreement.

'MONEY!?'

"And since nobody seems to find it, it won't cease to grow!" Y/n added, as atsuhi started sweating nervously. "Just out of curiosity.. how much is it?"

"700k."

'700K YEN!?!??!?!'

Atsushi jumped out of his seat to look at both y/n and dazai "IF I GUESS IT RIGHT?? ILL REALLY GET THE REWARD!?!?"

"Hmm! suicidals are true to their words."

"Hmm! Cutie patooties are true to their words!"

Atsushi seamed more determined than ever as he started throwing on random jobs at both y/n and dazai at the same time in the hopes of finding watever their old job was.

"speculators!"

"No"

"What even is that-"

"Writers?!"

"Still no."

"Does wattpad count?" Y/n sudently asked, as dazai giggled shaking his head.

"OK, then nop! I wasn't a writer!"

"researchers?"

"Nah."

"That's basic af."

"Lawyers?"

"Nop"

"Boring."

"Journalists?"

"Not at all."

"no."

"Atrologists?"

"Uh! Huh!"

"No."

"Pilots?"

"Y/n can't even reach the handles!"

"I hope you stay alive <3"

"Traductors?"

"Dazai can't spell for shit."

"Kill yourself."

"cooks?"

"Y/n can't cook for shit."

"STAY ALIVE."

"W-wait... doctors??"

"You see this suicidal DAVING LIVES as a doctor?"

"LIFE'S HARD"

"priests?!"

"Y/n literally has the dirtiest mind in all of the agency."

"YOURE THE ONE TO TALK!"

"Actors??"

"Not at all but..." dazai started giggling and blushing like a high-school girl, "I'm flattered!!"

"I know that was just a guess but I'm delusional so thanks for the compliment!!" Y/n also started giggling.

"Im sure those two didn't even have a job." Kunikida said, as he started drinking his coffee. "Who'd employ idiots Anyways."

"Nah, I'm not lying when I say I had a job." Dazai said, as he sent kunikida a smile.

"Same!" Y/n also smiled.

"You gave up, atsushi?" Dazai made one of those silly expressions as he handed him the notice. "You'll pay then!"

"If you don't have anything on you right now, the Cafe will take a credit from you. after all, Uzumaki Cafe is the agency's favorite!" Just as dazai was speaking tanizaki got a call from his phone as he picked it up.

"Mhm?.. yeah... okay... sure, I'll tell them."

"Is it work?" Kunikida aksed as tanizaki hummed. "Yeah, there's a costumer at the agency."

"Alright everyone, better get going." Kunikida was the first one to get up to leave.

"Oh no." Y/n let out a loud sigh, to wich she got dragged by her collard by the blond. "Oh yes."

Dazai let out a chunkle, standing up, Happy that kunikida got distracted by the h/c nette.

"You'll have to guess our old jobs a next time atsushi!"