It was a new week for the glee club and they all sat gathered into the auditorium to watch the Jane Addams girls perform.

[Bootylicious-Jane Addams Girls]

Nellie was about to follow the Jane Addams girls,wanting to join them before puck pulled her back and out of the room.

"Oh come on! They were kinda cool!" Nellie called out as she was being dragged off."And their costumes made them look hot"

The next day Mr.Shue thought it would be the best time to do hairography.Nellie had no clue what that was,before Rachel explained it to her.

"All right,guys.I did some thinking last night and I think I found our new number for sectionals.We're going to do the title song from hair.Now,this show started a revolution."

"Wait,did they have Mohawks back then? Like in the 20s or whatever?" Puck asked."Yeah Mr.Shue if we're going to do a song about hair,shouldn't we have more hair?" Finn added on."One step ahead of you.Here are your wigs" He handed the bag to Finn.

Rachel pulled Mr.Shue aside as Finn was handing out the wigs to the boys."So how do I look Nel?" Kurt asked flipping his hair.She grinned at the boy."Looking stunning Kurt" She said flipping her own curly hair.

Time Skip
Kurt and Nellie was walking down the hall with their arms linked before Quinn came up to them."Hey Kurt,Nellie,can I pick your pink brain for a second?" She asked.

"Why hello,Quinn.To what do I owe this honor? I do believe this is the first time you've talked to me" Kurt greeted."I'm sorry about that.Anyways,I have a proposition to make:a make over"

"I can never say no to those" Nellie said."I'm in too.Makeovers are like crack to me.My suggestion...SPANX.Or a double-knit camisole with a control top of the baby bump.Also baby doll dresses,dead giveaway."

"Not for me,for Rachel" Quinn rephrased."Rachel? Since when do you care about what Rachel wears?" Nellie asked.

"I admit I like a challenge as much as the next girl but,Rachel has a...unique sense of style" The girl said scrunching her nose up."My point exactly.You're as concerned about the glee club succeeding as I am,and she's a distraction.Look at her,she's wearing a pantsuit"

Nellies jaw dropped as she watched Rachel close her locker." I'm trying so hard to defend her but she makes it so so hard" She groaned throwing her head back.

"Don't you think the judges are going to take one look at her maybe want to knock her down a peg or two?" Quinn asked."And to think...I thought you were a dumb blonde.Deal " Kurt said.

Time Skip
Nellie was a lot of things,but she wasn't a moron.So when she saw Quinn and Mrs.Shue talking,something must've been up.She hid behind a car,wanting to listen to the conversation that was happening.

"You haven't been drinking any alcohol right?" The woman asked."I'm sixteen" Quinn responded.Nellie gasped.She had so many questions running through her mind.

"Make sure you don't.The baby can be really messed up if you do.I want her to be cute and adorable for me"

FOR ME?!

What the all mighty hell did she mean for me? Why did she want Quinn's baby? And how the hell did she even know? This is bad,like the Backstreet Boys taking a break from music bad.She quickly reacted and walked over to Quinn.

"Hey Quinn,uh,you doing ok?" Nellie asked glaring at Mrs.Shue."Shes doing fine thanks" Mrs.Shue said grabbing Quinn's shoulders.

"Cool,wasn't talking to you though." Nellie sarcastically said.Mrs.Shue's eyes widened at the girls comment."I'm doing fine Nel,thanks" Quinn said.

"So you can run along now"

Nellie turned towards Mrs.Shue."Again,didn't ask for your input Grandma.Seriously you did not age well at all.How about instead of hassling young pregnant teens you can go run off and put on that skin lotion you desperately need.Run along now" Mrs.Shue gave one last look to Quinn before walking off.

"What the hell was that Nellie? I was talking to her!" Quinn yelled."Are you seriously giving up your baby to her? Doesn't she have one on the way?" Quinn looked down and that was the answer Nellie needed.

"Oh my god.She's lying to Mr.Shue?" Nellie gasped."She needed a baby and here I am!"

"You need to tell Mr.Shue! Quinn the ladies psycho!" Nellie yelled waving her hands in the air.Quinn sighed."I know.But I need you to stay out of this.Please" Nellie sighed before nodding.

"Tell me the next time she talks to you.She'll have another thing coming"

Now Nellie sat in Rachel's bedroom as Kurt was helping her out with the makeover.Nellie was tired,but she hid it and sighed.

"The key is to never wax above the eyebrow" Kurt explained handing the wax over to Nellie who was slowly falling asleep.She jolted awake and threw the wax back at Kurt.

"Guys,why did you volunteer to give me a new look?" Rachel asked."Because I don't feel like going home with her there" Rachel gave Nellie a confused look.

"Nellie doesn't really get along with her mom much.So she usually stays at my place." Kurt explained."Oh.I'm sorry" Rachel sadly said.

"Don't be.It's cool" Nellie shrugged."One,I'm a sucker for makeovers and two,you need something to distract you from your horrible personality.Most of the time I find it hard to be in the same room as you .Especially this one.Which looks like where strawberry shortcake and holly hobbie come to hook up " Kurt said.Nellie had to stifle a laugh at the boys comment.

"You're talented Rachel.Watching you preform is amazing.But sometimes it's hard to appreciate what a good singer you are because all I'm thinking about is shoving a sock into your mouth" Nellie said."Well,what kind of makeover did you have in mind?" Rachel asked.

"We need to broaden your appeal.I want every boy in school to do a double take when you strut past"

"There's really only one boy I'd like to impress" Rachel said.Nellie sat up fully.Some tea was going to be spilled tonight.

"I'm in love with Finn"

"Not surprised to be completely honest" Nellie shrugged."Really? I understand completely" Kurt said,faking his happy expression.

"Let's move on to makeup.I happen to know for a fact that Finn is attracted to loose women." Kurt commented."What? But Quinn is so wholesome"

"Let me put this so you can understand.In Grease what did Sandy do to get Danny Zuko? She had to ditch the poodle skirt and slap on a cat suit.And she looked so hot in that scene.Basically,she had to dress like a hoe to get the guy.Maybe if you dressed better,Finn would be in your arms" Nellie said.

The next day
Rachel and Nellie were walking down the hall when Finn stopped them."Hey,Nel and Rachel" They both stopped and turned around.

"Oh,hey Finn.Did you want to ask me something?" Rachel asked."Um,I'll see you in glee club" Rachel nodded at Nellie before she walked off.Then she saw Quinn and Puck taking talking with each other.

"What are you doing on Friday?" She asked.What the hell was going on? Are they both cheating on each other? Nellie suddenly felt bad for encouraging Rachel to go after Finn.

"Just the usual.Nel and I were going to stand outside the 7-11 looking depressed until someone bought her a pizza and me a beer.What's going on?"

That was true.Nellie found no shame in getting free pizza.

In glee club,Nellie and Brittany stood next to each other as Mr.Shue was giving out one of his famous speeches."Some of you have come to me with some questions about hairography.Two of our own has volunteered to walk us through it.They have got it down.Nellie,Brittany,show us what you got"

"So hairography.It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered.So you just move your head around like this" Nellie took out her ponytail and started moving her hair all over the place.Everyone just looked confused as hell before they started doing the same thing.

Suddenly Mr.Shue walked out of the glee club room and Nellie watched with wide eyes as Coach and Mr.Shue started arguing.

"You've been spying on me and we both know it! You'll do anything to torpedo glee club.And it has got to stop!" He yelled.

"I resent that accusation,William.And one I understand you've been making to our friends at Haverbrook and Jane Addams.And it is an outrageous affront to my sterling reputation! That being said,fine,I have been checking up on you.Because I don't like what's going on in there.Do you know why I make each of my Cheerios wear her hair pulled back in a ponytail? Because I don't want to distract from her impeccable talent.You seem to be taking the opposite approach,Will.And that leads me to believe you know your kids don't have what it takes"

"I believe in my kids." Mr.Shue snapped."Well maybe in the beginning,but not now.Now that you've seen the competition that threatens your very position at this school! You're going to get me an updated set list by tomorrow.And if there's anything on that list that involved,demeaning fruity hair tossing,I'm cutting it!"

"I will not let you dictate my number choices.And you are not getting that list."

"Well I'm back as co-director" And coach turned to walk off.

The next day
"Keep your paws off my brother.Clear?" Nellie asked slamming Quinn's locker shut,with Santana by her side.

"What are you talking about?" Quinn asked."Don't play stupid.While I was out there getting free pizza Santana texted me that puck was with you."

"Yeah,So keep your hands off him" Santana said."For the record,asking someone to babysit for you is super 90s."

"I happen to know what puck cares about me"

"That's nice.But so does Finn.And why was puck your first choice? Can you and Finn just break up so we don't have to listen to the agonizing arguments?" Nellie asked."And while you two were babysitting,puck and I were sexting" Nellie gave the girl a disgusting look.

"Sexting?"

"Sexy texting.Seriously what era are you from? While you two were playing house,Puck and I were trading super hot texts.Why don't you check his cell phone? Because my sexts are too hot to erase" Santana snapped.Then they both walked off.

In glee club,the new directions were gathered in the choir room to sing their number for Haverbrook academy.

"Thank you all for coming.We are so honored to have you guys here.So without further ado,I present the new directions"

[Hair/Crazy-New Directions]
Haverbrook academy slowly clapped after the performance.Nellie sighed and went to sit down so Haverbrook can preform.Slowly one by one the new directions got up to sing with Haverbrook.

[Imagine-Haverbrook Plus New Directions]
After glee club preformed Quinn pulled Nellie aside."Please don't be mad,but I'm going to hang out with Mrs.Shue again"

Nellie scoffed."Shes a psycho bitch who's lying to her husband and wants your baby.But fine,you do you" Then she walked off.

The next day
The glee club was gathered in the auditorium as they sang their song Mr.Shue picked out.

[True Colors-Tina Cohen Chang Plus New Directions]

"Hey Terri! Listen don't ask how I got your number,but I noticed you were still harassing Quinn over the baby...but now you got me to deal with you stupid bitch.Leave Quinn alone,or you got me to deal with.Bye!"

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