[4:12pm]

you
damnnnn
i found out a funny joke
there's 200+ types of pastas
the pastabilities
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

you
why are you not laughing 🤬🤬?
i thought it was pretty funny :')

you
it has been 15 minutes since you left me on read and i'm concerned
i'll pretend to be you then when i just said the joke
"not funny shut the fuck up"
orrr
"so many fucking emojis wtf"

*@bonitoflakess deleted 6 messages*

a soft sigh was let out as he left you on read yet again, even though you were sure he'd reply to you deleting messages. normally he reply back with an insult or try to one up you, but today was different.

possibilities ran your head of what could've happened, however you quickly dismissed them and assumed he was probably busy doing some extra training. after all you didn't want to seem clingy.

however another half an hour passes by and you still saw that annoying read. you frowned a bit but then saw new notifications from a group chat you were in, you clicked on it hoping to entertain your boredom.

[5:05pm]

denki has stinky feet

pikami
NO BC LIKE WHY IS THE PLURAL FOR FISH FISH⁉️⁉️

theflextapeman
I AGREE
ITS FISHES

pinkiialien
wait fishes isn't a word 😰

therocknotoffical
no stfu i'm getting a dictionary
i don't believe this

pikami
AND WHY TF IS THE PLURAL FOR CACTUS NOT CACTUSES
LIKE WHY TF IS IT CACTI???

theflextapeman
no fucking idiot
because like bicycle and tricycle got i and mean more than one so cactui got to have the i 😐😐

pinkiialien
that made no ducking sense
OH MY DUCKING GOD
it's still cactuses 😛😫

pikami
YEAH BUT TWO AND THREE DONT HAVE I

therocknotoffical
turns out i don't own a dictionary 🤨
but "Both the Oxford and the Merriam-Webster dictionaries say that the plural of fish can be either fish or fishes."
you use fishes when there's multiple fishes different species 🤓

pinkiialien
SIR WHAT IS THAT EMOJI

you
OXFORD AND MERRIAM-WEBSTER DICTIONARIES ARE LIRS
ITS FISHES NO MATTER WHAT 🤬🤬🤬

pikami
EXACTLY
LIKE HOW YOU MEANT TO KNOW IF YOURE READING IT

you
you're saying that as if you read 😐

pikami
I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME SIDE 😢😢😢

you
i'm on the side of the truth
and you don't read 💃🕺

pikami
you literally only read wattpad books stfu

you
😟😟😟

pinkiialien
so true‼️‼️
i've read like 2 long ass fics today and SHEESH
ONE OF THEM SUDDENLY TURNED ANGST???
but the other
😏😏😜

therocknotoffical
sm*t?

theflextapeman
DONT BE A PUSSY
SAY IT
SMUT 😙

you
uhm... send the link?

therocknotoffical
you were the one bullying us for reading fanfics

theflextapeman
i didn't realise there was kpop fanfics 🧐

a smile formed on your face whilst reading the conversation, feeling some shock when sero revealed that he read kpop fanfics. thinking of a reply, your eyes scanned down on who left sero on read and saw the name you were waiting for. you wanted to say hi but thought against it, thinking it might come off as weird.

pikami
YO BAKUGOOOO

bgkatsqi
what

pikami
do you think the plural for fish should be fishes?

bgkatsqi
no

pinkiialien
WHY NOT
IT MAKES SENSE

bgkatsqi
because if you guys think it's right it's probably wrong

you
what a shitty explanation 💩🤌

theflextapeman
ngl thats kinda embarrassing he left you on read 🤭

you
STFU AND GO MOISTURISE YOUR ELBOWS IK THEY ARE CRUSTY

theflextapeman
😬
i think my elbows are pretty smooth

pinkiialien
don't lie i saw CRUST falling off them elbows at lunch 😰😰

you
seasoning 😋🧂🥗

theflextapeman
i was just saying how it's embarrassing that bakugou left you on read 😢

pikami
he left you on read too🤨
why is he leaving you on read anyways
you guys usually yk

you
what

pinkiialien
you guys always reply to each other and argue and act cute and  shii
so something is up

pikami
what'd you say to him

you
i said something really offensive 😕
i might get cancelled for this
promise me you guys will always be #teamy/n no matter what 👊

pikami
YO ARE MY RIDE OR DIE 💃🕺
but you got a scandal omg⁉️⁉️

pinkiialien
#teamy/n
but pls don't get cancelled like shane omg 😭

theflextapeman
meh

you
fuck you

you
ok now...
what i said was...
"did you know there's 200+ types of pastas the pastabilities"

theflextapeman
that's it?

you
and then i sent
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

pinkiialien
THAT IS AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF EMOJI
I SEE WHY YOU NEED TO BE CANCELLED
#CANCELY/N🤢🤢

you
oops i forgot one emoji
"🤣"
end quote
ik it's really bad 😢

pikami
omg prepare your apology video and notes apology rn

you
OK ONE SECOND
PLS HELP ME OK

you

IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH???

pikami
PLS THAT SOUNDS LIKE EVERY YOUTUBERS APOLOGY
ITS AMAZING

pinkiialien
6/10
nice addition to put the "i'll be taking a break"
but liza's ex should use this as an example
i forgot his name omg

theflextapeman
you need to make yourself the victim more
and idk is it david dorik?
dobik?
is he even called david?

you
thank you guys for the feedback

bgkatsqi
shitty apology

you
thank you 🙏

a notification popped up from bakugou, you eagerly clicked on it. you had prepared a few comeback for some of the insults he might say, you repeated them in your head until you read the message.

bgkatsqi
don't message me again

you
wtf?

bgkatsqi
can you not fucking read
i'll repeat it for your stupid brain to understand
you need to leave me the fuck alone
you keep pissing me off and i can't fucking deal with it

you
it was literally a pasta joke? 😐

bgkatsqi
not that ffs
in general
you're just really fucking annoying to talk to
so fuck off

you
can you please explain what i did wrong so i can fix it?
i'm sorry
i'll try better but i can't improve if i don't know wtf i did wrong
you calling me annoying and stupid isn't going to help so maybe if you could just tell me wtf is going on then we can sort this out?

you
bakugou wtf is wrong?

you
dude i still want to be friend
message failed to send

you
fuck i think my wifi is down
message failed to send

you
oh
you blocked me
message failed to send

you clicked off the chat and now felt frustrated, the situation didn't make sense and you could barely process what had happened. just a few days ago everything was fine, besides the shouting over what x equalled.

you recalled the video call the two of you had the other day, but was ended short after he hung up the call with a flustered face. but even after that, the two of you still texted each other. maybe this had something to do with this, you thought but the lines didn't match up.

groaning, you fell back into the soft pillows behind you. turning to grab the stuffed toy to hug, trying to get some comfort as you started to overthink. you didn't want to lose another friend, or someone you started to grow feelings for.

"this sucks" you muttered into the toy. you laid on your back and glanced over at your phone that was lighting up with new notifications from the group chat you were just in. tomorrow me can deal with this.

pikami
ok but then why did someone make cornflakes for horny ppl?

pinkiialien
they wanted some actions 😏😏

you
you're telling me cornflakes make ppl horny 😧

pikami
yes

theflextapeman
no
they make ppl less horny

you
it ain't working 🤫🤫

pinkiialien
yeager in the streets ☺️🛣 titan in the sheets‼️😈

pikami
i've never eaten cornflakes in my life 🤣🤣😈

theflextapeman
eat some 😐
and m*neta

you
PLS DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN DENKI WOULD POST ADD*SON RAE EDITS AND POSTS ON HIS STORIES
AND HE USED TO PUT 🤤🤤💦

pikami
😐
remember when you used to have a crush on chat noir

you
AND I STILL DO <3

pinkiialien
ugh taste 🛐🛐

theflextapeman
luka >>>

you
i'm gonna have to agree 😏
but chat noir >>> luka

pikami
ok then
remember when you asked me about how bakugou was because he replied late

you
...

pinkiialien
i don't want to say it but...

theflextapeman
simp

you
😐
that mf blocked me

theflextapeman
oh shit
fr?
PAHAHHAHHAHA 😭😭

you
yeah
bc i was "annoying"
sero pls stfu 😝

theflextapeman
he isn't wrong <3

pinkiialien
you're joking
no
omg
no
you guys were literally enemies to lovers wtf happened
someone fix this i need inspiration for my new chapter

pikami
i'll go ask kiri what's going on 🙄

you
why you asking him

pikami
bc bakugou tells him everything so brb 😛

pinkiialien
DUDE HE LEFT THE CHAT

theflextapeman
he left like 5 minutes ago 🤨

you
oopsies <3

pikami
it has been confirmed that
"he said y/n was just really annoying and he couldn't stand her anymore"
and
"bakugou said she was clingy and stuff, idk he's saying a lot of stuff"

you
that one kinda hurt ☺️

pikami
sorry :(

pinkiialien
who cares about men anyways 🤢

you
the only men i care about is levi and todoroki <3

theflextapeman
you talked to him once??

you
lucky for him cause ik he'd be in love with me

pinkiialien
i'm in love with you 😏😏

you
dude i fucking love you

pinkiialien
i love you too 🥲

pikami
i mean you could always yk...
🔓 his account if yk what i mean

you
oooo
yeah
dude delete that 😧😧

*@pikami deleted 1 message*

pinkiialien
do what?

pikami
yk 🙏😈

theflextapeman
we don't know

you
i'm about to be on top 10 hackers that broke the law 🤗

pinkiialien
OMG CONGRATULATIONS 🥳

☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜★

A/N

i accidentally uploaded this when it was halfway done 😭 SORRY LMAO I WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS WND IG MY FINGER SLIPPED

anyways sorry this is kind of a bad chapter :(
i knew what i needed to do but i just didn't know how to execute it but it also kinda feels out of place bc i kinda messed up the ending of the last chapter but pls wait for it to make sense and if it doesn't i'll edit it!!

WRITING THAT APOLOGY NOTE WAS SO FUN LMAO AND THIS IS LWK A LONG CHAPTER

+ i fucking hate homophobic and transphobic people 😐
and prince philip died uhm-