[5:48pm]

ingrown nail gang

pinkiialien
MANN FUCKKKK

pikami
i thought it was going well too why'd he have to fuck it up 😐

theflextapeman
we all knew he was eventually gonna fuck up 😹😹😹

pinkiialien
😐
why tf is sero here again?

therocknotoffical
bc you added him lmao 😹😹

pikami
SHISGSB GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS </3
IF THE SITUATION DOESNT GET FIXED THEN BAKUGOU IS GONNA GET SUPER ANGRY AND HE ALWAYS PICKS ON ME

theflextapeman
izuku: 🧍‍♂️

pinkiialien
didn't mean to laf ✋

therocknotoffical
innit luv xoxo

pikami
lit ralli ‼️😹

theflextapeman
we are japanese
stop with the british accent 😐

pikami
you are obsessed with some grown ass people in korea stfu 😟

theflextapeman
🙂
sleep with one eye open

therocknotoffical
eye out for selena‼️❓⁉️😟😟😹

pinkiialien
NICKI <3
they call me megatron 🤫🤬😛
WAIT NO WERE GETTING DISTRACTED
SERO MAKE UP A PLAN NOW

theflextapeman
who are you bossing me around🤨

pinkiialien
i'll buy you some album or something

theflextapeman
i have carefully calculated the possible solutions that we can do to try and mend the relationship between them
however there is one problem

pikami
OH NO‼️‼️

theflextapeman
kirishima isn't here ☹️

therocknotoffical
oops my bad i was having a convo with the dude who fucked it up <3

pinkiialien
TELL US WHAT HAPPENED

therocknotoffical
sorry i can't i actually promised this time 😟😒

theflextapeman
but you told us what happened last time

therocknotoffical
THAT WAS A HINT OMFG

theflextapeman
mhmmmmmm🤨

pikami
give us another hint 😋

therocknotoffical
NO I CANT

pinkiialien
yes you can all you have to do is type it out so we can help fix the problem 😍

theflextapeman
tbh idc i just don't wanna have bakugou shout out me ☹️

pikami
SIR PLS TELL US BC WE MIGHT ACC GET BEATEN UP

therocknotoffical
then that's on you 😐

pinkiialien
DJSISHIS PLS TELL US

therocknotoffical
you're only getting a hint 😒
liked by pinkiialien and pikami

therocknotoffical
he doesn't know how to deal with his emotions so that's why he did what he did

theflextapeman
fucking loser 😭

therocknotoffical
BUT BE ASSURED THAT HE IS TRYING TO FIX IT AND THE SHIP MIGHT SAIL <3

pinkiialien
FUCK YEAH
now we just need to know if y/n likes him

pikami
HSJSCSIS THANK FUCK OMG
dw about her liking him 😈😈😈

theflextapeman
didn't realise mean, loud, always shouting, no sense of humour, lwk always sweating, bully, wrinkly forehead and emo was her type 😒

pinkiialien
just say you're jealous and leave😒

theflextapeman
IM NOT JEALOUS WTF
I LITERALLY DONT CARE

therocknotoffical
she's missing out 😋😍
ily even if she doesn't 😽
liked by theflextapeman

pikami
PLS HE DIDNT SAY IT BACK PAHAHAHAH

[6:15pm]

pinkiialien

you
mina ily a lot
you know that right

pinkiialien
yes....
is something wrong?

you
well yk how i said i'd be on top 10 hackers that broke the law

pinkiialien
yup

you
well i hacked into bakugou's acc to unblock myself and read some shit 😟😟

pinkiialien
HDISHAI TELL ME???

you
uhhhh well i read his convos
by accident....
and i am blushing and it won't go down 😐

pinkiialien
HDJSGSUIW IM SPEECHLESS DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS HOLY SHIT OMG

you
how do i make a blush go away?
bc it lwk looks like i'm sunburnt rn

pinkiialien
😐
ma'am....
i thought you were gonna confess to me about your love for bakugou and then have a romance anime moment where i tell you to go for it and catch the train before it's too late and then go confess to him

you
oh lol that too
yeah i'm pretty sure i have a crush on him idk he's kind of a dick ☹️
i would prefer someone like not mean <3

pinkiialien
IDBSIAJSUUSBSSI
I AM SO FUXKI MY HAPPY
AOMG
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RN

you
yeah lol
idk he seems a lil confused about his feelings even tho he said to me i'm stupid 😐

pinkiialien
OMFGMOFMGMFM UHM

you
why are you freaking out more than me wtf

pinkiialien
bc you guys are cute together and can match each other's vibe in a weird way that works and idk </3

you
YOURE STILL NUMBER ONE FOR ME THO ILY A LOT 😩😘

pinkiialien
the liessss 😒
BUT ILYT <3

pinkiialien
wait—
why do you even like him 😟
like i just thought you guys were cute bc of the dynamic but yk

you
uhhh idk
i like his energy and he's pretty funny eventho his style is shit and he can't walk properly </3
buttttt the vibe is cool and i feel like really happy whenever i see his texts

pinkiialien
simp 😟

you
IK IM SO DISAPPOINTED AND DISGUSTED IN MYSELF </3

pinkiialien
so just to confirm
you like him

you
ig????
i haven't come to terms with it + idk how a relationship works 🤨

pinkiialien
thank you for confirming
now to go tell everyone else 😁
good luck with trying to find out a how a relationship works

you
WHAT WAIT WTF
I DIDNT SAY YOU COULD GO TELL THEM WTF
DONT LEAVE ME ON REAS WTFW SH

[—:—]

ingrown nail gang

pinkiialien
ANNOUNCEMENT 📢‼️
Y/N LIKES BAKUGOU
AND BAKUGOU LIKES Y/N

pikami
we've been knew 😛

therocknotoffical
pls why am i tearing up
all our hard work was not in vain 💪

theflextapeman
hard work????
we have literally not done a single thing except leave them together for 5 minutes 🥱🥱

pikami
STILL AN EFFORT
WE DID IT OMFG

pinkiialien
no
there's one more step
and it's them getting together
both of them are to scared to confess let's be real 🙄

therocknotoffical
bakugou will definitely say something like
"you're ok" or "you're bearable"

pikami
PLS HE 100% WOULD I CAN HEAR IT ALREADY

theflextapeman
nah he'd say like "you're really fucking annoying"

pinkiialien
do we wait for one of them to make a move or should we do something???

therocknotoffical
i think we should leave it for now bc i have told him how to be smooth 😏

theflextapeman
smooth like butter 😩‼️📢

pikami
butter is pretty smooth but when it's in the fridge for a bit and you try to cut it and the knife goes flying </3

pinkiialien
WAIT IS THAT WHY THERES A DENT IN THE KITCHEN WALL

extra:

pinkiialien
www.wikihow/relationship-advice.com

you
i already looked at that </3

☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜★

A/N

hello sorry for the vvv late update i have been pretty sick recently and have had pretty bad headaches so i didn't want to spend too much time on my phone

lwk sad bc this book is ending soon :(

++ the butter thing denki was talking about has happened to me 😐🤏

also i've seen a lot of people saying the stanky leg part was cringe and VVVV GLAD BC IT WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY CRINGE AND IDK SEEING YOU ALL REACT LIKE THAT MAKES ME LAUGH SO THANKS FOR THAT

oh and thank you all for all the kind comments you guys are so fucking nice and it makes me so happy knowing people enjoy this shit book ilysmmmmmmmmmm
now say it back 😐🤬