Gukkie: Kookie
Chimmy: Jimin
TaeTea: Tae
Joonie: Namjoon
Jinnie: Jin
Yoons: Yoongi
Sunshine: Hobi

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Gukkie: ayyyy hoes

Chimmy: hi bbydoll

TaeTea: aye that's my name for him >:(

Yoons: stfu

Joonie: what's wrong?

Sunshine: he's just mad I keep calling him out 🙈

Jinnie: Bitch

Chimmy: HAHA

Jinnie: you too

Gukkie: aish calm down for 2 seconds

Jinnie: if you say so <3 what's up doll?

TaeTea: why is everyone stealing my nickname for him 🤧

Joonie: you do realize his Instagram is "Dolly"

Chimmy: fight me bitch!

Sunshine: he blind with jealousy 🤔

Jinnie: ^ haaaa

Yoons: come here Hobi

Joonie: oh no here we go I can hear Hobi screaming and running

Gukkie: how? Is he over?

Jinnie: no he thinks running over to us will help his situation

Chimmy: But doesn't he live like 20 Mins away & doesn't have a car?

TaeTea: wow...

Gukkie: Anyways- we pray for Hobi and move on, I got an offer

Chimmy: oooo what they say?

Jinnie: you should totally join modeling with me!!

Gukkie: modeling...I just don't know if I'm cut out for that..

Jinnie: bby you're my son, you're more than cut out for it! <33

Chimmy: why aren't you ever nice to me?

Jinnie: cuz it's funnier

Joonie: babe...

TaeTea: take it! We can model together ;)

Gukkie: I was about to until you said that-

Yoons: pft

Chimmy: stfu and crawl into a hole you thot, oh Yoongi you came back

Yoons: yeah he's faster than I thought

Gukkie: well you always sleep so-

TaeTea: gukkieeeeee 😢

Gukkie: no

Jinnie: gukkiieeeeee

Gukkie: ok

TaeTea: you'll regret that

Chimmy: I'll hide you Kookie

Sunshine: does no one care about me?!

Joonie: oh you still alive? Anyways gukk when will you start modeling? And is it with Jin or Tae, they have different companies

Gukkie: "magic shop" weird name but that's the one

Jinnie: yayayayaya that's mine! Take that Gucci king👑

TaeTea: tsk

Chimmy: jealousy

Sunshine: I hate all of you

Gukkie: you can blame yourself tho

Sunshine: but everyone knows yoongs complex

Yoons: everyone is gonna know about your death soon

Sunshine: oops gotta blast

Sunshine is Offline

Gukkie: welp-

Chimmy: poor Hobi

Gukkie: oh yeah I'll start Monday

TaeTea: and that's when I'll stal- come by and check ya out~

Gukkie: did you just-

TaeTea: o look at the time goodnight

TaeTea is Offline

Chimmy: when it's only 6 pm

Joonie: smh he's too clumsy for his first lov-

Jinnie: JOONIE!

Gukkie: W H A T

Chimmy: OMG REALLY

Joonie: lo- lov- lava lamp spelt that wrong whoops.... gotta blast gotta feed my gold cyber tooth tiger

Joonie is Offline

Gukkie: ...I'll just pretend I didn't see any of this

Jinnie: forgive me on the behalf of my dumb boyfriend

Chimmy: wow...Jin can be a human for once

Jinnie: wanna say that again?

Chimmy: U CAN BE A H U M - snjsjsdkdjd

Gukkie: oh...Jin is here welp guess I'll log off & sta- look at Tae's Insta- I mean, NVM

Gukkie is Offline
TaeTea is Online
TaeTea is Offline

What you guys think?
I'm gonna upload two
more chapters tomorrow
btw, don't worry I feed
my children uwu