Jan 21
4:22pm

[ childe is dumb i think ]

Childe
I just discovered smth yall

Tomo
did u finally discover that ure gay

Thoma
LMAO

Itto
HAHAHAHA

Childe
no. not that

Y/n
then what

Childe
its smth about twinky

Itto
do tell

Childe
ok

so did you guys know...

that scaramouche...

is afraid of butterflies 😹😹‼️

Y/n
pardon me what

Ayato
butterflies-?

Childe
yes. butterflies

Itto
AYO WHAT

HAHAHAHA BUTTERFLIES

WHAT'RE THEY GONNA DO SCARA? FLY ON YOUR FACE?

Tomo
not to phobia shame but... dude

Thoma
explain urself @scaramouche

how can u be afraid of smth so pretty

Y/n
maybe it's the legs

they're kinda creepy

Ayaka
all insects have those though

Childe
maybe scara is just afraid of bugs

Scaramouche
what in the actual fuck is wrong with you

I am not scared of butterflies 😐

Childe
you totally are

I saw you flinching when a butterfly came close to u today

Y/n
oh...

he flinched...

scaramouche

she hits you, doesn't she 😔

Scaramouche
who the fuck

Yoimiya
HELP

I DONT WHAT'S FUNNIER

THE FACT THAT SCARA IS AFRAID OF BUTTERFLIES

OR THE FACT THAT Y/N MEMED IN RESPONSE

Scaramouche
I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF BUTTERFLIES

Tomo
holy shit

u made him type in all caps yoi

Yoimiya
🥰

Itto
truly a rare sight

do it again

Y/n
LMAO

its ok if u are scared of butterflies, scaramouche

La Signora
scara is scared of what?

oh my archons that's hilarious

Thoma
SIGI THINKS ITS FUNNY TOO

Childe
HAHAHAHAHA

Scaramouche
thats fucking it

you're dying today u damn ginger

Y/n
fly high ig

Childe
WAIT HOLD UP

cmon scara its me

ya boy childe

ya know me

i joke

Yoimiya
ur joking is gonna be the death of u

Tomo
do it scara

kill that lil rascal

Y/n
the amount of slander towards poor childe rn

Childe
u mean rich childe* lol

I can see now wasn't the time to make that joke

Scaramouche
how fast can u run bitch

Childe
fast enough ‼️

Y/n
childe is gonna turn into sonic in a bit

Itto

scara is short so he won't be able to catch up i think

Scaramouche
don't underestimate me you big oaf

Childe
can we go back to talking about phobias

Sara
im childe phobic

Y/n
sara joined in on the childe slander omg

Gorou
butterflies are cute

Kazuha
indeed they are

Scaramouche
. . .

Childe
hahaha loser

Y/n
we all have our phobias dw

La Signora
I have a phobia of idiots

Y/n
omg.

I have a phobia of idiots too ‼️

Childe
but you're literally dating scara 🤨⁉️

Tomo
MY DUDE HAS A DEATH WISH TODAY

Thoma
HOMIE, U DOING GOOD?

Itto
nahh he rlly wants scara to strangle him

Y/n
don't word it like that dude..

Scaramouche
im not the dumbass who tried pushing a door you need to pull to open for 15 fucking minutes straight

Y/n
HELP IM IN TEARS

Tomo
childe dude...

Yoimiya
LMAOAOAO

Itto
my guy what

Childe
HEY IT WAS ONE TIME

ONE.

and why didn't you try stopping it if you saw me 💔

Scaramouche
it was way funnier watching your idiocy

Y/n
HAHAHAHA

Childe
HOW RUDE

Thoma
my dude

how can u be dumber than me

Itto
childe homie is one of a kind fr

Tomo
yeah no one can be as dumb as him 😹‼️

Y/n
yes

also I like how u guys changed from scara slander to childe slander

Itto
just another day in the gc

Yoimiya
the usual

Ayato
they can't decide which idiot to pick on more

Y/n
im sobbing

La Signora
fr

both are dumb as fuck

Scaramouche
literally shut the fuck up

don't put me on the same level as that fucking dumbass

Childe
yes im totally smarter than twinky here

Y/n
hmm dunno about that

no bias here tho

Scaramouche
im surprised you managed to survive for so long, thats how dumb you are

Childe
excuse me

I am actually very smart

Scaramouche
no

no you're not

Y/n
fightfightfightfight

Itto
fightfightfightfight

Tomo

fightfightfightfight

Thoma
fightfightfightfight

Yoimiya
fightfightfightfight

Childe
fightfightfightfight

Y/n
childe we are literally talking about you and scara

Childe
I wanted to join the chain

can't a homie join a chain anymore

Itto
he's got a point tho

homie's gotta join the chain

Scaramouche
ugh

La Signora
why do u look disappointed

u wanted to fight?

Scaramouche
yeah

Y/n
he just straight up admit it pls

Itto
FIGHT ME THEN!

Tomo
dude you're like 4 times his size

u can send him flying just by a singular forehead flick

Thoma
yeah you'll kill the little guy

Yoimiya
little guy 💀

Y/n
little lad

Scaramouche
I don't know why I continue talking to you guys

Tomo
bcuz you L word us 🥺❤

Scaramouche
yeah, I do loathe you guys

Thoma
no dude

the correct word is love 🥺❤

Scaramouche
no tf ew I hate you all

Y/n
yeah yeah heard it before

Yoimiya
he totally loves us guys

Tomo
totally

Childe
scara scara I made a song for u

Y/n
help what

Tomo
go on

Scaramouche
holy shit no dont u dare continue that sentence

Childe
hey twinky 😫 hold still 😳

La Signora
oh fuck no

ayato mute him please

Ayato
sure

Y/n
HELP

WAIT I KINDA WANNA SEE MORE OF HIS SONG

Tomo
SAME TBH

Sara
its prbly stupid as hell

Itto
it'd be funny tho

Ayaka
poor guy

Childe
GUYS IM BACK

ayato why would u interrupt me like that homie not cool

Y/n
u should finish ur song now

Scaramouche
istg continue it and I really will fucking strangle you

Childe
OK OK GEEZ

ill dm it instead

Y/n
PLEASE

Childe
man who taught him how to block

Yoimiya
HELP

Tomo

it was prbly kazuha

Scaramouche
can you guys shut up now

Childe
no can do crackerjack

Y/n
we like talking

Yoimiya
yes ‼️

Thoma
yes we do

Scaramouche
you all give me a headache daily.

La Signora
same tbh

Itto
ain't that precious

Y/n
💀

Thoma
love it here

Albedo
scara is afraid of butterflies?

thats interesting

Scaramouche
did you literally not read any of the other messages

im not scared of butterflies

Albedo
what do you think causes your fear of butterflies, scaramouche?

Scaramouche
ye its official

none of u guys can understand any of my msgs

Y/n
plsss

Thoma
its OK scara, I used to be scared of butterflies too

when I was like 5

but hey, we are all different

Tomo
eh doesn't matter since scara looks like he's 5 anyways

Y/n
HAHSJDH NOT THE ATTACK ON HIS HEIGHT AGAIN

La Signora
he does look 5, I agree

Scaramouche
im still smarter than u guys regardless

Yoimiya
hmm

Childe
not with that limited vocab you aren't

Scaramouche
u can't talk

I know u still struggle spelling basic words, childe

Y/n
I genuinely can't judge tho cuz I suck at typing

Yoimiya
same

I need to reread my msgs all the time to make sure there's no typos

Childe
hahaha my typing is great idk wym, scara

Scaramouche
u dm me random gibberish every day

Y/n
I don't think those are typos

Childe
they aren't lol

Scaramouche
so u just do it to annoy me

Childe
ya lol

La Signora
why don't u just keep him blocked

Childe
cuz im too irresissisistable

Y/n
do u mean irresistible

Childe
yes. that one

Scaramouche
no ure not

ill keep u blocked to prove it

Childe
wait what no

who do I annoy now

Tomo
annoy yourself

good one tomo 💪

Y/n
plss

Childe
but that's boring

Itto
you're boring

good one itto 💪

Yoimiya
guys stop 💀

Thoma
ily guys

Liked by Itto, Tomo, Yoimiya, Y/n