Jan 8
2:22pm

[ live laugh kazuha ]

Itto
I forgot to ask this but

@mona are u still obsessed with stars

Mona
what do you mean obsessed

Y/n
u were obsessed with stars??

Scaramouche
stars are fake

Mona
no they aren't

they can predict the future

Aether
oh so thats the reason dottore called u star girl

Tomo
guys, did you know

im an esophagus 😈

Y/n
im a caprisun

caprisun >>> esophagus 😒

Thoma
preach

Mona
dont mock zodiac signs

they are true

Childe
yall i broke into smns house the other day

then told the cops it was bcuz im a gemini 🤪‼️

Y/n
the cops better have let you go after that 🤬

Childe
they asked me to seek mental help 🥺

Mona
this isn't funny

Itto
idk, it kinda is

Scaramouche
its fucking stupid too

Aether
I know smn who can prove zodiac signs aren't real

Y/n
huh who

Aether added Albedo

Y/n
oh thats one of the transfer students

Scaramouche
why the fuck would you add him

Mona
oh albedo

Yoimiya
NEW MEMBER?

Scaramouche
remove him

Tomo
wait no

Y/n
he seems cool in person tho

Gorou
oh you added albedo

Y/n
u finally spoke again omg

did yk we are in the same class :)))

Gorou
yeah I saw you :)

Yoimiya
WAIT GOROU MET Y/N?

NO FAIR 🤬

Albedo
huh

Scaramouche
leave

Y/n
wait no dont

Albedo
I don't recall being a part of this groupchat

Aether
thats cuz I added u just now

Albedo
why did you suddenly add me

Y/n
he wanted you to prove that zodiac signs aren't real

Mona
they are real

Scaramouche
no they're not

Tomo

cmon guys. they are totally real

anyways, do yall check if your signs are compatible with others???

Y/n
ofc

Mona
mock all you want. but you guys are wrong

Albedo
zodiac signs aren't 100% accurate

Itto
YES PREACH

Yoimiya
hey. why not let her believe what she wants 😕

Y/n
girlboss #slay

Mona
you also said they weren't real..

Y/n
im sorry but majority of the things I say are for the sake of satire

Tomo
same‼️

so no offense mona

Mona
none taken i guess

Scaramouche
I still meant it

zodiac signs aren't real, stars are fake, it's all a big hoax

Tomo
yeah yeah, now let's put you to bed grandpa 🙄

Yoimiya
y/nnn, scara is being edgy again 🙄

Y/n
well you know scaramouche

he's a goofy little lad 🤪

don't mind him 🥰

Scaramouche
words cannot express the amount of hatred i am feeling towards you guys

except y/n

Tomo
FAVORITISM⁉️😟

Yoimiya
NO FAIR

Y/n
im special 😻

Scaramouche
nvm

Y/n
WDYM "NVM" MF

Albedo
I'm not sure what's happening but do I need to stay here

Aether
why not

Gorou
you don't need to if you don't want to

Y/n
but u should

Scaramouche
no, leave

Mona
u should stay

Yae Miko
since scara said to leave, stay

Y/n
yae gets it

Albedo
alright

since this seems like a good opportunity

scaramouche, may I ask you some questions

Scaramouche
?

Albedo
are you still the same height as before

Yoimiya
NAH 💀

Itto
my guy joined a few mins ago and is already attacking scara

I think ur my new gc fav

Y/n
how do you ask scara that so casually

Scaramouche
to answer albedo's question, no

Baal
yeah, he got shorter

Y/n
LMAOOO

Thoma
LOL FR

Yoimiya
HAHAHAHA

Tomo

so true

Scaramouche
im average

Tomo
yeah yeah and im straight

Thoma
yeah yeah and im short

Yoimiya
yeah yeah and I hate fireworks

Y/n
yeah yeah and im a genius

Childe
yeah yeah and im gay

Y/n
childe you ruined it

Childe
???

Thoma
dude. you ARE gay

Tomo
fr

Childe
idk what yall are talking about

Y/n
denial

Albedo
scaramouche, when was the last time you cried ?

Yoimiya
HELP WHAT

Y/n
HOW DO U ASK THAT SO CALMLY

Tomo
HE KEEPS ATTACKING SCARA WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING

I think you are my new gc fav too.

Scaramouche
stop fucking typing so fast

and i don't cry

Baal
yesterday night, why do you ask?

Y/n
NO

ei, u did him dirty

Yoimiya
screenshotted, saved, and will never be deleted

Albedo
oh. so you haven't changed

Scaramouche
I didn't fucking cry last night she's lying

Thoma
its ok scara, crying is ok

Y/n
yes exactly

take me for an example. I cry at every minor inconvenience

Scaramouche
I didn't fucking cry last night 😐

Yae Miko
ei doesn't lie, scaramouche

Mona
crying is normal

Scaramouche
shut the fuck up

Mona
it helps

Scaramouche
I said shut the fuck up

Mona
it relieves stress or any built up anxiety

Scaramouche
can you read

stop typing

Mona
it helps your body feel lighter

Tomo
I was gonna make a joke but I can tell now isn't the right time so I'll stfu ok bye

Scaramouche
😐 why are you so annoying

Mona
I was just trying to help,,, you don't need to get so upset

Scaramouche
I don't need your fucking help

Y/n
letsnotfightok

Mona
but I want to offer it

Scaramouche

I don't give a single fuck, I don't need your help

Mona
but,,, its the only way I can redeem myself

Scaramouche
not this bullshit again

Albedo
redemption?

so mona is trying to get back on good terms with scaramouche

Y/n
yeah

Scaramouche
its fucking dumb and it won't work

Albedo
ah. you're still upset about what happened

Scaramouche
is that surprising to u ?

Albedo
not at all

I've been wondering how you have been doing since that day

the outcome is interesting

Scaramouche
wdym

Albedo
you're still angry yet you behave differently than before

Y/n
differently than before?

Albedo
yeah. much different than before

Mona
albedo you already know what caused that

Albedo
that may be true but I wasn't expecting such an outcome

rehab served to be a greater challenge than I anticipated

Scaramouche
whats ur point

Albedo
no point. just an observation

Scaramouche
keep ur observations to urself

Albedo
why? do my observations bother you

Scaramouche
no. they're just weird

Albedo
weird? how

Scaramouche
they just are

Albedo
do they make you uncomfortable ?

Scaramouche
no what the fuck

Albedo
why can't I continue saying them ?

Scaramouche
because they're weird

can you stop asking annoying questions now

Albedo
do too many questions make u nervous ?

Y/n
why does it feel like scara is being interrogated

Itto
true

Scaramouche
no they don't

Albedo
so you don't mind if I keep asking them?

Scaramouche
omfg

did you hit ur head as a kid why are you so dense

Albedo
I don't remember hitting my head as a child

Scaramouche
please shut up

Y/n
yousaidplease

Albedo
hmm

oh, sucrose is asking for assistance

I will take my leave

Scaramouche
fucking finally

Albedo
though, im not done with the questions

I'll continue them once I return

Scaramouche
holy shit

Y/n
bye bye albedo

Itto
bye albedo

Tomo
bye albrodo

Yoimiya
bye albedo

Thoma
bye homie

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