Jan 5
4:02pm

[ itto titto ]

Tomo
have u guys ever wondered what its like to be a cat

like those mfs be living the life fr

Yoimiya
so true bestie

Itto
oh to live such a simple life

Y/n
are u guys ok

Scaramouche
they're never ok

Mona
lol

Scaramouche
shut the fuck up

Y/n
plss

Tomo
he's right tho

life is not daijoubu 😔🥀💔

Yoimiya
#brocken #donthmu

Y/n
#depressed #emo #hatred

Childe
u guys just basically summarized scara's entire personality using hashtags

Tomo
LMAOOOO FR

Y/n
HAHAHA

Yoimiya
HELP

Thoma
more scara slander ⁉️

Scaramouche
why the fuck do you guys type so fast

I can't even respond in time

Tomo
then type faster ‼️🙄

Y/n
yes^

Scaramouche
no

Yae Miko
then keep replying late 🥱

Yoimiya
fr

Baal
when did mona join the gc

Y/n
oh hi baal

I added her a couple days ago

Baal
I see

Mona
hello baal

Baal
greetings

Yae Miko
its raiden shogun to you

Yoimiya
💀

Y/n
are we switching to mona slander now

Childe
omg yes

bullying scara got boring

Mona
...

Itto
yes I agree

Mona
are u guys serious,,

Tomo
yes

and broke ppl aren't allowed to talk here btw 😒‼️

Y/n
NOT U RIGHT AWAY ATTACKING HER LACK OF MONEY

Mona
haven't heard that one before

Yoimiya
I want to apologize in advance for all of the things I will be saying to u in the future Mona

in my defense, its for the sake of satire

Y/n
why did u type an entire apology im worried about what you're going to say now

Tomo
that apology is from all of us btw

Yoimiya
no it isn't, make ur own apology 🤬

Childe
sharing is caring <3

Yae Miko
yes. please don't make us type our own apology

im too lazy for that

Yoimiya
too bad ‼️

Scaramouche
atleast I wont have to deal with these mfs anymore

Childe
nvm let's continue making fun of scara

Y/n
I think we should make fun of u now

Yoimiya
SO TRUE

Tomo

like for starters

what kind of name is childe anyways

are u a child or an adult 🤨

Childe
THATS NOT EVEN MY REAL NAME

Y/n
excuses excuses

Scaramouche
he's also incredibly ugly

Childe
hey. my mom told me I am a very handsome boy

Yoimiya
ok but does anyone else say that

Yae Miko
ur mother needs glasses

Y/n
LMAO

Childe
MY MOM HAS GREAT EYESIGHT TYVM

Scaramouche
she prbly didn't want to hurt his precious feelings

Childe
that's not true. its a fact that I am insanely hot.

Y/n
well atleast ur mom compliments you

mine only lives to criticize me 😻

Yoimiya
u shouldn't listen to her.

Tomo
I bet u girlboss ur way out if it tho

Y/n
yes ofc

Scaramouche
don't listen to her obviously, ur fine the way u are

Thoma
wait

did scara just be nice to you 🤯

Itto
he can do that 🤯

Y/n
yes <3

and ill always stay as the potato I am dw

Yoimiya
ahem.

you are not a potato 🤬

Y/n
its ok potatoes are delicious

Childe
are u calling urself a potato

Scaramouche
atleast ur a cute one

Y/n
imsorrywhat

Thoma
WAIT

DID SCARA JUST COMPLIMENT YOU NOW??? 😟🤯

Itto
HE CAN DO THAT ⁉️🤯

Scaramouche
ugh istg shut the fuck up

Tomo
I wanna say smth rlly smooth but I don't want scara to kill me

Y/n
im curious now

say it but like direct it at kazuha or smth

Tomo
sure

wait no that's embarrassing

ill just tell him in dms

Yoimiya
NOO WE WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS

Tomo
too bad 😒

Y/n
life is cruel

Itto
in dms tho huh

😳

Yoimiya
😳

Y/n
😳

Yae Miko
😳

Thoma
😳

Tomo
why are u guys acting like thats anything new

Yoimiya
oh true

Y/n
I only joined bcuz of the chain tbf

Thoma
same ‼️

Mona
im curious, is this the same gc that itto created in middle school

Itto
yes

Baal
its the same one you left

Yoimiya
a w k w a r d

Mona
...ah

Y/n
movingon

Scaramouche
you would know if you didn't leave

La Signora
are you trying to make it even more awkward

Y/n

omg sigi I missed you where have u been <333

La Signora
I was busy doing stuff

Tomo
can smn pls say "im stuff"

I would but like

Y/n
im stuff

Scaramouche
...

Itto
NAH

Yoimiya
HAHAHAHA

La Signora
y/n. why

Yae Miko
jealousy jealousy

Scaramouche
do u want me to expose you in front of baal

Tomo
DO IT

Itto
DO IT

Y/n
pls do 🍵

Baal
?

Thoma
DO ITT

Ayato
do it

La Signora
^

Yae Miko
you wouldn't dare.

Scaramouche
I would

Y/n
#boyboss #rebel

Tomo
HURRY BFR BAAL LEAVES

Baal
what exactly is going on

Yae Miko
nothing, ignore them ei

Y/n
nono listen to him

Mona
you still haven't confessed, yae ?

Yoimiya
HELPPP

Y/n
mona, u just gained a bit more of my respect bcuz of that

Scaramouche
tsk

Baal
wdym, mona

Yae Miko
mona honey, I don't have anything against you rn

but if u say anything more, I will slaughter you ❤

Mona
oh

Scaramouche
u should say it anyway

Y/n
scara do u want her to get murdered

nvm don't answer that

Yoimiya
please

Mona
im surprised, even after so many years

Childe
that's exactly what scara said the other day

Y/n
ya

Yae Miko
it doesn't matter ❤

Mona
why not just go ahead and say it

Y/n
I have to agree

Tomo
preach sis

Yae Miko
why not mind ur own business, mona

Mona
it was just a suggestion

Itto
fightfightfightfight

Y/n
ladies ladies ur both pretty 🙄‼️

Yoimiya
🙄‼️

Tomo
keep fighting tho

Scaramouche
yae won't ever confess

she doesn't have the courage to

Yae Miko
I will hide ur hat somewhere high again.

Y/n
AGAIN?

Thoma

HAHA AGAIN

Childe
scaramouche moment

Scaramouche
that made it more tempting for me to say it

Y/n
then what are u waiting for !?

Mona
u should say it

Scaramouche
nvm

Y/n
PLS

Itto
HAHAHAHA

Tomo
mona moment

Yoimiya
loving the slander 😻

Mona
I can see none of you guys have changed

Childe
that's what I said too‼️

Y/n
does this mean they were always this amazing

Tomo
yes 😻

Yoimiya
ily for that y/n

Y/n
ilyt bestie

Mona
it means they've always been so chaotic

Itto
thats a good thing right

Scaramouche
no

Y/n
yes

Scaramouche
no

Y/n
yes

Scaramouche
no

Tomo
yesn't

Yoimiya
couldn't have said it better myself

La Signora
it rlly isn't a good thing though

Kazuha
why did tomo dm me "are you a potato? cuz you be looking like a snack"

Y/n
I'M SOBBING

THAT WAS THE SMOOTH LINE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT??

Yoimiya
rolling in tears rn

Scaramouche
that is by far the ugliest pick up line I have ever seen

Childe
I could totally do better

Tomo
KAZUHA WHY WOULD U EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT 💔💔💔💔💔

Kazuha
im sorry

Tomo
u don't need to apologize, its ok 💞 I should be the one apologizing for making you even think you had to apologize to me

Y/n
simp

Itto
simp

Yoimiya
simp

La Signora
simp

Scaramouche
simp

Childe
simp

Thoma
simp

Kazuha
lol

Tomo
only for u bbg

Y/n
where can I get a tomo

Scaramouche
u can't

Tomo
wdym, im literally right here 😻

Yae Miko
🤭🍵

Scaramouche
ur gay for kazuha stfu

Y/n
true true

Tomo
discrimination 😒

Thoma
its ok u still have kazuha

Tomo
of course.

Liked by Yoimiya, Y/n, Thoma, Kazuha, Itto