Oct 25
3:51pm

[ Scaramooche ]

Scaramooche
I'll add u to the groupchat now

Y/n
oh shit I completely forgot about that

Scaramooche
does that mean u don't want to be added

Y/n
no I just have a shit memory

Scaramooche
ok ill add u in like 5 mins

Y/n
why 5 mins

Scaramooche
I think there's a fight happening

Y/n
WJAT RLLY

add me pls <3

Scaramooche
u wanna get added in the middle of a fight?

Y/n
yes I live for random groupchat fights

Scaramooche
uh ok

just don't get involved istg their fights are dumb

Y/n
what are they even fighting abt

Scaramooche
idk I barely open the groupchat so idk what's going on

but I know there's def a fight

Y/n
ok ok add me im ready

Oct 25
3:18pm

[ Tomo's gay ]

Itto
I know for a fact u stole my fries mf square up

Tomo
dude I told you I didn't take ur cold ass fries

Itto
how do u know they were cold ⁉️

Tomo
because you always eat cold fries

Itto
I call bs

Sara
who tf changed the groupchat name again

Itto
I want my fries idc

Scaramouche added Y/n

Tomo
then go find em shawty 🥴

Itto
how about I find ur tiny gay ass self and break each of ur fingers till u give me my fries back

Tomo
hoes mad 🤪👆

Kokomi
guys pls don't fight again, this is ur 3rd time this week and its only Monday

Ayato
are yall rlly fighting over some fries

Itto
THEY AREN'T JUST "some fries" THEY ARE MY FRIES

Yae Miko
anddd the caps are on

Itto
I WANR MY FRIES BACF

Yae Miko
oh and the typos too

Sara
literally stfu and grow up

Tomo
fr

Ayaka
um guys

Thoma
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, LADY AYAKA IS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING

yes go on m'lady you were saying

Ayaka
thoma, you rlly don't need to say that every time I type smth,,,

Thoma
you were saying m'lady

Ayaka
...

I just wanted to say scaramouche added smn

Itto
huh?

the mf doesn't talk for months then goes on and adds smn random

Scaramouche
shut the fuck up, there's a reason why I hate talking here u gorilla

Yae Miko

scara who did u add

Yoimiya
OMG SMN NEW WAS ADDED?

INTRODUCTION TIMEEE

HI NEW PERSON, IM YOIMIYA LETS BE BESTIES

Y/n
omg this groupchat matches my energy

hi im y/n

Yae Miko
ooh, it's scara's little girlfriend 🤭

Yoimiya
WHA RLLY

Ayato
since when did scara have a gf

Thoma
I didn't know u had it in u scara im proud little dude

Scaramouche
ugh

Y/n
I love everyone here

I finally found my ppl im sobbing

Thoma
noo don't cry you're so sexy haha

Y/n
they are tears of joy my dude

Kazuha
see I told u she'd fit in well, scara

Scaramouche
this was a horrible idea

Y/n
WHY TF

Scaramouche
bcuz now ill have to open the groupchat more often

Itto
HAHAHAHAHA TY Y/N HE CAN NO LONGER AVOID US

Y/n
LMAOJSKFD

wait why didn't u open the gc before

Ayato
bcuz of the incident

Ayaka
he's not the only who who stopped talking here bcuz of that

childe and la signora did too

Y/n
WAIT THOSE TWO ARE HERE TOO??

Scaramouche
everyone from our old school is here

Y/n
oh does that mean kazuha also transferred schools

Kazuha
indeed

although, I met scara in this school

Yoimiya
let's not talk about that depressing incident

y/n how do u do

Y/n
I'm doing wonderful hbu bestie

Yoimiya
oml

she called me bestie guys

ILY Y/N

Y/n
ILYT EVENTHO WE JUST MET

Yoimiya
LET'S BE BESTIES 4EVER

Y/n
OFC ANYTHING FOR U QUEEN

Scaramouche
ew

Tomo
jealous?? 🥴

Baal
what in the

Y/n
oh mommy baal is here too

Yae Miko
mommy baal??

baal can I call u that too <3

Baal
please no

Yoimiya
mommy baal

Itto
mommy baal

Tomo
mommy baal 😳

Y/n
mommy baal 😍

Baal
I'll be taking my leave now

Yae Miko
noooo

Ayaka

um y/n

Y/n
yes

Ayaka
can we be friends too

Y/n
my heart

OF COURSE WE CAN, WE CAN GET MARRIED TOO IF YOU WANT

Scaramouche
wtf

Kazuha
I apologize if you lose ur gf bcuz of this groupchat scara

Y/n
IM KIDDING

Ayaka
a new friend yay

Yoimiya
sis be collecting friends like Pokémon

Ayaka
thats not true,,,,

Thoma
I sense lady ayaka being in distress, is there anything I can do to help u m'lady

Ayato
thoma ily as a brother and all, but pls stop with the simping

Thoma
its not simping, I'm just taking care of m'lady

Y/n
husband material asf

Yoimiya
fr tho

yall should just date already

Ayaka
oh no, you're misunderstanding!! it's not like that!!

Thoma
it's not??

Ayaka
thoma what do u mean!!

Y/n
I love this

Ayato
I approve of your relationship sis

Ayaka
whaaa!?!? ayato pls don't misunderstand

Tomo
kazuha can we be them

Kazuha
okay

Y/n
PLS

Yoimiya
WHATS GOING ON

Sara
what the fuck is happening

who's y/n

Itto
scara's gf apparently

Sara
oh-?

idk u y/n but I know u can do so much better than him

Scaramouche
fuck u too

Y/n
tbh

Scaramouche
what.

Y/n
IM JK

Yoimiya
🤭🍵

Scaramouche
ugh I hate this groupchat

Tomo
u wouldn't have stayed if u did fam 🙄

Scaramouche
I can leave

Kazuha
wait no

Y/n
he won't leave he prbly loves u guys

Scaramouche
y/n what the fuck

Yae Miko
aw I always knew u considered us as friends 🥺

Scaramouche
no tf I don't

Y/n
its alright scara we understand now

Scaramouche

no u obviously don't understand

Thoma
scara u remind me of a dog I once knew

Scaramouche
did u just call me a dog

Y/n
I feel bad for laughing

Thoma
no!! I wouldn't ever do that

it would be such an insult to dogs

Scaramouche
...

im leaving

Y/n
HELP

SCARA I DONT THINK HE REALIZES WHAT HE SAID DW

Thoma
huh did I say smth wrong???

Itto
u didn't dw broski

Yoimiya
oh boy

Thoma
I'm so sorry if I offended u scara boy 🥺

Y/n
that emoji makes it look even more sarcastic

Thoma
rlly????

Y/n
u should use tone indicators

Sara
ima just mute this gc again

Thoma
I'm sorry for offending u scara /srs

Scaramouche
u didn't offend me tf

Y/n
hes sowwy scaramouche

Scaramouche
idc

Tomo
scaramouche? more like grumpymouche

AYOOOOOOO

Y/n
that was so dumb I loved it sm

Kazuha
scara don't mind them, this is how they always are

Scaramouche
I know

I've known these bitches long enough to know how they are like

Tomo
he called us bitches guys 🥺💘

Y/n
does that mean we are ur bitches scara 😳

Itto
HAHAHA I LIKE YOU Y/N

Yoimiya
she's just like us fr

Scaramouche
omfg it just keeps getting worse

Gorou
what the

Kazuha
its best not to question it gorou

Y/n
so true

man I need to go now, ill be back

Itto
bye y/n it was nice meeting u

Yoimiya
bye new bestie!!

Ayaka
bye y/n my friend

Scaramouche
bye ig

Yae Miko
thats no way to say goodbye to ur gf scara, u should say "bye y/n my love ily"

Y/n
FR

Scaramouche
not happening

Itto
I can treat u better than him y/n date me instead

Scaramouche
literally fuck off

Ayato
jelly

Y/n
dw I won't leave u scara <3

Scaramouche
whatever

Ayato
bye tho y/n! It was a pleasure to talk to u

Y/n
same, bye yall

Kazuha
farewell

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