Sept 29
11:32am

[ bby 🌿 ]

Y/n
venti hey fam

my guy

my man

my dude

my best guy

my son

bby
yes yes I know what you're gonna say

and I have exactly what you want

Y/n
have I ever told you how much I love you

bby
you could say it more often uwu

Y/n
yes now if you'll excuse me

I have to go bother someone

bby
gl don't die

I heard he's angry 24/7

Y/n
of course <3

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Sept 29
11:40am

[ Scaramouchie ]

Y/n
HEY HEY HEY

Scaramouchie
who the hell are you

Y/n
let's just say

I'm your new best friend

Scaramouchie
how the fuck did you even get this number

Y/n
I have my ways <3

Scaramouchie
im giving you to the count of 5 to tell me who you are before I hunt you down

Y/n
ohoho he's an aggressive one

I like that in a man ;)

Scaramouchie

Y/n
oh shit the counting started

Scaramouchie
2

Y/n
keep going

you're doing great so far, papi

Scaramouchie
3

4

Y/n
5 6 7 8

WHO DO WE APPRECIATE

Y/N!

Scaramouchie
...

do you think this is a fucking joke

Y/n
no sir I do not

Scaramouchie
then answer my question

Y/n
I refuse

Scaramouchie
did you just make a fucking jojo reference

Y/n
yes

jojo references are life

Scaramouchie
the only reason I'm not blocking you right now is because I don't know how

Y/n
LMAO WHAT

you don't know how to block???

even my grandma knows how to block people

she's 60

Scaramouchie
shut the fuck up

Y/n
why don't you make me 😳

Scaramouchie
ew no

Y/n

Scaramouchie
stop texting me

Y/n
NO LMAO

what will you do??

block me???

oh wait you can't

BECAUSE YOU FUCKING DON'T KNOW HOW 😹😹😹😹😹

Scaramouchie
I despise you

Y/n
well I love you

Scaramouchie
ew don't say that ever again

Y/n
we got ourselves a tsundere ladies and gentlemen 😈

Scaramouchie
I don't even know you

Y/n
I don't even know myself

Scaramouchie
don't start trauma dumping on me

Y/n
what's that?

you want to hear all about my life?

Scaramouchie
are you dumb i literally just said don't

Y/n
it all started when I was 5

and mommy didn't like me

Scaramouchie
im serious

Y/n
so am I little guy

Scaramouchie
...

im not little

im average

Y/n
omg did my words offend you 🥺

im sorry 🥺

Scaramouchie

Y/n
I get that a lot

Scaramouchie
well I can fucking see why

Y/n
mind your fucking language young man

Scaramouchie
if I ask kindly, will you stop texting me

Y/n
depends

how kind are we talking

Scaramouchie
will you please stop texting me

Y/n
holy shit

you actually said please

gonna screenshot it for future purposes

Scaramouchie
...

will you fucking leave me alone now

Y/n
NO LMAO

Scaramouchie
WHAT THE FUCK

YOU SAID YOU WOULD

Y/n
I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'D ACTUALLY DO IT

you got baited, crackerjack

Scaramouchie
you are so lucky I don't know who you are

Y/n
shiver me timbers 🥶

Scaramouchie
...

what will it take for you to stop texting me

Y/n
nothing

becuz you can't get me to stop LOL

oh shit wait someone's calling rn I need to go

Scaramouchie
fucking finally

Y/n
don't worry bestie I'll be back

Scaramouchie
take your time

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