4: 47am saturday

gucci: tsukki!

sugamama, daddy and virgin are online

sugamama: yams?

daddy: what's wrong yams?

gucci: @salt

noya: my dear kohai what's wrong?

budha: TSUKISHIMAA WHAT DID YOU DO?

tangerine: stingyshima why is yamaguchi looking for you?

eboi: where this boi at rn?

gucci: @salt

salt: you know what's the thing with you and Yachi?

stealyoman: woah why is Yachi included?

salt: YOU THINK EVERYONE IS INLOVE WITH YOU.

salt: WHEN ACTUALLY...

salt: everybody hates you.

noya: woah this suddenly became tea.

emoshita: that would be my line but i dont think this is the time for that.

imscared: tsukishima-san what are you talking about?

gucci: YOU MADE ME LIKE THIS!

sugamama: made you like what yamaguchi?

gucci: IT WAS YOUR IDEA FOR ME TO BE LIKE THIS!

virgin: be like what?

salt: buddy it's not pretend.

salt: YOU ARE AS PLASTIC AS THEY COME.

daddy: plastic?

tangerine: yamaguchi would never BE PLASTIC!

salt: you think your shit don't stink. you think the rest of us are dumb.

yachi: yamaguchi-kun is that true?

salt: I HATE KAGEYAMA'S GUTS.

eboi: eyo why am i suddenly included?!

salt: but here's what you don't comprehend.

salt: AT LEAST HE HAS THE GUTS TO NOT PRETEND TO BE MY FRIEND!

budha: woah...

gucci: Tsukki...

salt: no it's fine.

sugamama: clearly it's not.

salt: really fine.

virgin: are you sure? cause it doesn't seem like it.

salt: go be fine.

babygirl: 

and i want my pink shirt.

salt and babygirl left the group chat

sugamama: that was clearly irrelevant. 

budha: is this a bad time?

noya: cause we're laughing our asses out.

daddy: guys. Clearly Tsukishima and Yamaguchi are fighting. This is not the time!

imscared: what happened?

eboi: the audacity he had to say that.

tangerine: wait whose side are we on?

stealyoman: what was the reason of the fight?

gucci added salt and babygirl to the groupchat

gucci: SURPRISEEEEE

babygirl: 

it's a praaaaaaank!

salt: yah it was a prank.

eboi: wait so you don't hate my guts?

salt: no! clearly i still hate you to the core.

babygirl: 

you guys have tension and i have depression. so let's just go back to sleep

daddy: we are not done here! you all go to sleep and we'll talk about this in the morning.

later

ukai: wtf.

takeda: oh please i dont think this is anything new