noya: so will you pretend as a girl and go out with me and make that bitch jealous?

emoshita: you know i wont be surprised if he's already done getting ready.

budha: 

salt: oh to see without my eyes :D

bokuhoe: ayoooo

oikiwi: he kinda thicc tho bestieeeee

kurobro: ayeeeeee 

daishou: why are you like this?

teru: aww hun iz okay.

mika: he has girlfriend :D

teru: dont worry im gay 😌

babygirl is online

salt: my baby's online yay.

eboi: im still weirded out.

babygirl added ukai and takeda to the group chat

noya: WHAT TH FUCK-

budha: WHY U GOTTA ADD THEM NOW THEY GON SEE OUR BULLSHIT

babygirl: 

well in all honesty based on my first day i can tell they see your bullshit at least two times a day so i dont think they'll be THAT surprised.

salt: i hear wedding bells 😌

ukai: tsukishima doesn't usually show emotions at practice im very surprised.

takeda: indeed.

oikiwi: damn we got sum tea

ukai: im sorry who are you.

makki: he's an idiot sir.

iwa-chan:no.

iwa-chan: he's THE idiot sir.

matsun: damn pop off.

ukai: WAIT ARE YOU FROM SEIJOH?!

oikiwi: no sir we're from Mars and we're here to eat your brains. 

daddy: did you just sass our coach?

ukai: WHY ARE THE MEMBERS OF SEIJOH HERE?

takeda: i checked, even from Nekoma and Fukurodani and other schools. There's probably more than 20 people here.

ukai: WHAT THE FUCK

takeda: can you not curse in front of the children?

babygirl: 

coach one, coach two.

babygirl:

no offense but you sound like a married couple.

babygirl:

and we're all 16 to 18 here so-

salt: so when are we getting married?

babygirl: 

idk.

babygirl:

since when did you propose?

ukai: THE QUESTION IS SINCE WHEN WERE YOU GUYS DATING?!

babygirl: 

DATING?!

babygirl:

big words sir. 

salt: we're just at the stage where we flirt with each other as a way of telling each other that we're very fond of having each other around.

takeda: since when are you fond of anyone tsukishima-kun?

salt: hey im fond of people.

sugamama: like?

salt: y/n, yamaguchi

bokuhoe: and? and? and?

salt: that's it.

kurobro: harsh bruh.

daddy: anyways Y/n why did you add coach and takeda-sensei?

babygirl: 

he said he had smthn to say.

ukai: right! so since there are teams from other schools here i might as well say it on behalf of your coaches.

takeda: the biggest volleyball association in Japan is sponsoring a training camp.

babygirl: 

WHAT?! REALLY A TRAINING CAMP?! WHEN?! ARE WE GONNA HAVE ONE OF THOSE TRAINING CAMP ARC EPISODES OR SEASONS LIKE IN ANIME WHERE THE PROTAGONIST TRAINS AND REALIZES SOMETHING AND LIKE HE GETS STRONGER SO WHEN HE COMES BACK HE'LL LOOK LIKE A BADASS?!

salt: my baby is excited and im happy.

eboi: HE JUST SAID HE'S HAPPY IM GETTING SCARED!

tangerine: YA THINK

stealyoman: i mean we already had a training camp before but ig another one yaaaaaay.

takeda: exactly shimizu. but unlike before where it was only Nekoma, Fukurodani and a few schools this time all schools all over Japan is attending.

a few minutes passed and they received no response

sugamama: uh... y/n are you okay?

salt: baby are you okay? why aren't you responding?

bokuhoe: y/n-chan? y u not answering?

babygirl: 

SO LIKE THERE'LL BE GUYS?! AND VOLLEYBALL?! AND SLEEPOVERS?! AND DORMS?! IN TOKYO?! AND LIKE WE PRACTICE STUFF AND ALL THAT SNAZZY SHITZ?!

ukai: yes.

ukai: are you okay?

babygirl: 

OH MY GOD I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIIIIIIIISSSSS

so far my first few weeks here has been angelic so far so good.

GOD I KNOW I MAY HAVE BEEN SINFUL BUT THANK YOU FOR SUCH BLESSING

babygirl:

so when we going?

ukai: next week.

babygirl:

aight. imma finish all the shits i need to finish then pack then wait.