9:21am

[ tired of yalls bullshit ]

tartaglia
jus here to remind u that ure all still single and i'm not!

dottore
i'm cool w that

i'm better at giving relationship advice anyway

y/n
you give relationship advice??

dottore
yes i do

tartaglia
yea and it sucks ass

dottore
gasp

how dare u mf

sandrone
he's right tho

columbina
ya rmr that one couple u gave advice to

y/n
you mean someone actually took his advice

tartaglia
OH YEAH LMFAO

they ended up getting a divorce 😬

dottore
that was not the cause of my advice

my advice was amazing

pantalone
I'm pretty sure the lady tried poisoning her husband

y/n
what

dottore
now that was the cause of my advice!

tartaglia
nah ure crazy

pulcinella
i'm here wondering how you didn't get arrested

y/n
right like

dottore
because i'm too charming

tartaglia
blinks

sandrone
mhmm

columbina
who's gonna tell him 😕

capitano
em

erottod@ kcuf sa ylgu er'uoy

y/n
no bcuz how do you type backwards so fast

pantalone
He's been doing it for years so

dottore
CAPITANO

i didn't know u thought i was charming too 🥺🥺

tartaglia
erm

u need smn to translate it to u or what

dottore
shut up.

u guys are just visually impaired

tartaglia
ur mom is visually impaired

scaramouche
can i kill him

y/n
yes

scaramouche
ok

tartaglia
Y/N???

WHAR IS THIS BETRAYAL

dottore
LMAOO EVEN UR GF WANTS U GONE 🤣🤣

sandrone
skull emoji

columbina
laughs

tartaglia
what if that was my 13th reason

what if i kms rn and traumatize u all

y/n
i was just kidding ajax

dottore
ure talking as if we can get traumatized by that

scaramouche
yea

columbina
yes

he'd be jumping off a cliff and we'd say do a flip!

y/n
STOP

sandrone
"oh nooo i wasn't recording, can u do it again"

pulcinella

you all need to go

tartaglia
this is why nothing good ever happens to us

pantalone
This is why pierro doesn't trust us

y/n
i didn't think anyone trusts you guys

columbina
true

tartaglia
and u guys r to blame for it

dottore
ure just as guilty

tartaglia
name 1 time i did anything risky

columbina
weren't u the one to cut the trampoline while dottore was using it at one of our company parties

y/n
LMAO

dottore
YEAH HE WAS

i forgot abt that.

my ass hurt the entire day.

tartaglia
that was funny

just a lil harmless prank

dottore
IT WAS NOT HARMLESS

U HURT MY ASS

columbina
um

y/n
that can be taken out of context very badly

sandrone
right.

tartaglia
u guys r dirty.

y/n
woww

tartaglia
except u winks

dottore
ew

go flirt somewhere else

tartaglia
no u

capitano
hgis

pantalone
Exactly what I'm saying capitano

arlecchino
Do you guys remember our interviews

y/n
you guys have interviews??

columbina
yes, we are technically still viewed as directors of a company so

dottore
the interviews were so fun

tartaglia
ya it was the perfect opportunity for u to bs

sandrone
fr

pantalone
Fr

dottore
bs??

i did amazing on them 🙄

columbina
no bc rmr what u said when we were introducing ourselves

sandrone
"people always ask me how i'm so smart."

"and i tell them that just as mistakes are born, so are geniuses."

y/n
i'm crying

dottore
they should put that in textbooks

tartaglia
EVERYONE'S FACE AFTER THAT BRO

arlecchino
The second hand embarrassment I had

pantalone
I think pierro's was worse

y/n
i can imagine

tartaglia
he tried covering his face it was hilarious

sandrone
i felt so bad

dottore
u guys are exaggerating

i think tartaglia's was worse

y/n
what did he say

tartaglia

mine was normal tfym

pantalone
"Normal"

columbina
u played nicki minaj for 4 mins straight without saying anything

y/n
LMFAO

tartaglia
i don't see anything wrong w that

pulcinella
compared to dottore's, it wasn't as bad

dottore
traitor.

pulcinella
just saying

pantalone
No you're right

columbina
can we talk abt scaramouche's

his was clearly the worse

tartaglia
"the only thing i'm looking forward to for this company is to see it burn down"

i laughed

y/n
PLSS

it started off so good what happened

columbina
the way pierro tried defending him plz

sandrone
"he meant to say succeed!"

dottore
and yall said mine was bad

scaramouche
i stand by those words

columbina
of course u do

tartaglia
that entire interview felt like a fever dream tbh

y/n
how was capitano's

columbina
he said his entire introduction backwards

y/n
how the hell...

tartaglia
don't even ask

capitano
??

pantalone
Don't worry about it capitano

pierro
We lost a partnership because of that interview.

y/n
plss

tartaglia
that's ok

pierro
No, it is not "ok."

tartaglia
i meant not ok** lol 🙎‍♂️

dottore
at least we got a different one

sandrone
they ended up scamming us tho

columbina
yeah and then we made them pay!

y/n
oh

tartaglia
in a friendly way!

dottore
sure

tartaglia
shut

columbina
anywho

hru y/n

did u have any crazy experiences in ur life

y/n
not as crazy as your guys'

dottore
come onnn

u must've had some

tartaglia
i'm the craziest experience in her life duh

sandrone
mhm

arlecchino
No, we are.

columbina
yes

y/n

why do you guys always need to turn everything into a competition

columbina
bcuz

tartaglia
NO URE NOT TF

Y/N HAS BARELY MET U GUYS

dottore
y/n i'm more charming than tartaglia right

tartaglia
u are playing a very dangerous game, dottie

pulcinella
i like games

sandrone
no one asked pulcinella.

pulcinella
:(

y/n
damn...

it's ok pulcinella, i asked

pulcinella
:)

tartaglia
BACK AWAY FROM HER PULCI

pantalone
Don't yell at pulcinella

columbina
yells

capitano
HHHAAAAA

y/n
STOP

pantalone
Now what the hell...

dottore
guys let's remain calm.

remember what our therapist said

ignore any violent tendencies u get!

y/n
boy

tartaglia
our therapist literally got fired

so her advice = invalid

arlecchino
No she didn't get fired, she quit.

tartaglia
same thing

y/n
not the same thing.

sandrone
you guys broke her

columbina
we**

tartaglia
no we didn't

dottore
she was just a snowflake 🙄

y/n
stop

scaramouche
she was

tartaglia
u offered her gasoline for a drink

scaramouche
at least i offered her a drink

dottore
that's the spirit, moose

y/n
gasoline...

where'd you even get it from

scaramouche
i always have some with me

just in case

y/n
just in case for what...

dottore
he's built different 🥶😈🔥 not like others!

columbina
no way...

tartaglia
crazy as hell

scaramouche
u can't talk stfu

y/n
none of you guys can

tartaglia
y/nnnnn

u need to be on my side

sandrone
y/n isn't biased like you

y/n
yeah sorry

tartaglia
cries profusely

dottore
snowflake

capitano
pots

columbina
so true

seen

○●○

a/n: we are approaching the end for yet another book guys

this might not end at 69 chapters (sadly) since i'm happy with how it is so far n don't want it to drag out

hope you enjoyed the chap