12:21am

not.edsheeran
hey

y/nithink
oh you're using the app again

not.edsheeran
huh

oh right, yeah

anyway, hru

y/nithink
uh i'm fine

hbu

not.edsheeran
i'm good thx

also, i wanted to ask you smth

y/nithink
yeah?

not.edsheeran
what's the place you work at

y/nithink
what

why do you want to know

not.edsheeran
it's for research purposes

lol

y/nithink
you're being sus rn

not.edsheeran
i'm just curious

i won't do anything dumb, for real.

y/nithink
okay

i work as a waitress

not.edsheeran
where

y/nithink
why do you want to know in such detail...

you're not gonna show up or smth, right

not.edsheeran
of course not smh

i'm only curious

y/nithink
idk if telling a stranger the exact location i work at is a good idea

not.edsheeran
stranger??

i am hurt.

i thought you trusted me by now

y/nithink
still

not.edsheeran
hmm tell you what

i'll also tell you the exact location i work at

that way, it'll be even

y/nithink
yea ok wtv

not.edsheeran
i work at the fatui inc 11th department

y/nithink
alr rich boy

i work at liyue harbor

not.edsheeran
ohh

that's kinda far damn

y/nithink
i guess

anyway, are you happy now

not.edsheeran
yes'm :))

y/nithink
since when did you start using the smiley

not.edsheeran
oh uh

since now 😋

oop gtg now, bye friend

y/nithink
bye...

seen

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7:55am

[ weirdo ]

weirdo
i can't even take a piss in peace anymore.

y/n
tmi bro

and why are you texting me using my number now

weirdo
huh

i alr told u, didn't i

it's more convenient

y/n
right

weirdo

this place is so crowded today

y/n
the place you're working at?

weirdo
yeah

sum other company leader is having a meeting with the higher ups here

y/n
so you're not in the meeting

weirdo
nope, i'm apparently not in a "high enough status" to attend 😒

well i say good riddance, i hate the meetings anyway

y/n
lmao so aren't you supposed to be working instead

weirdo
perhaps

but it's so boring, i'd rather talk to u

y/n
slacker smh

weirdo
shh

don't u have work as well

y/n
nope, today's a day off

so i get to study instead yaaay

weirdo
how exciting

go ace those tests baba gorl 😍💯

y/n
i'll sure as hell try

weirdo
this is very off topic but do u prefer dark chocolate or milk chocolate.

very important question.

y/n
milk chocolate

dark chocolate is too bitter

weirdo
true true

y/n
what do you prefer

weirdo
personally, i'm good with either

as long as i'm getting chocolate, i'm happy

y/n
lmao ofc

what's your fav color btw

weirdo
random but blue

y/n
oh

i expected orange tbh

weirdo
is it bc of my hair.

y/n
maybe

but blue's nice

weirdo
omg lemme guess urs

y/n
sure

weirdo
is it pink

y/n
are you fr asking that first just bcuz i'm a girl.

weirdo
NO PINK IS A NICE COLOR

i love pink

y/n
oh

well it's not pink

weirdo
then

is it green

y/n
i like pastel green but also nope

weirdo
hint pls

y/n
it's [fav color]

weirdo
I SAID HINT, NOT TELL ME IT

y/n
how tf am i supposed to give you a hint abt my fav color

weirdo
idk, tell me an animal correlated with the color or smth

y/n

weirdo
shaking my head

why'd u wanna know my fav color tho

y/n
dunno, was just cUrious

besides, you wanted to know my preference for chocolate

weirdo
point made

and that just gave me an idea

y/n
what idea would that be

weirdo
we should totally ask each other questions

yk to get to know each other better

y/n
sure, why not

weirdo
i'll go first ahem

do u have any siblings

y/n
nope

do you

weirdo
yes, six

y/n
o

weirdo
ur turn

y/n
oh uhh

who's your fav artist

weirdo
either p!atd or jack stauber

y/n
surprised you didn't say ed sheeran tbh

weirdo
STOP

althoughimayormaynotlistentohim

y/n
LMAO

weirdo
wb ur fav artist

y/n
marina supremacy

or cigarettes after sex

weirdo
when she has taste 😗💯

y/n
of course

your turn

weirdo
oh right

hmm

what do u fr think abt me

y/n
what

weirdo
i mean

do u just think of me as one of those friends u only talk to whenever ure bored

or like the type of friend you'd prank others with. yk the fun one. the 4 lifer.

y/n
uh

idk

prbly the fun one

weirdo
so i'm not just a temporary friend right

y/n
yeah

why are you asking tho

weirdo
sry it's just the trust issues speaking

y/n
oh

well dw i won't leave you

weirdo
holy

y/n
what

weirdo
nothing nothing

y/n
ok...

what do you honestly think of me tho

weirdo
well

let's just say if anyone ever hurt u

i'd prbly go apeshit on them

y/n
that is

slightly concerning

weirdo

y/n
but also kinda sweet

in a way

weirdo
ur turn lol

y/n
what's ur fav animal

asking for a friend.

weirdo
I LOVE NARWHALES

y/n
HELP WHY ARE YOU SO ENTHUSIASTIC ABT IT

weirdo
bc

narwhale supremacy

hbu

y/n
i like a lot of animals

but if i had to choose, it'd prbly be [fav animal]

weirdo
that's kinda cute

y/n
shut

weirdo
NO BUT FR

anyway it's my turn

y/n
yeah

weirdo
am i hot.

y/n
did you srsly just ask me that

weirdo
yes

mostly bc i ran out of questions

but also bc i'd like to know

y/n
you just want me to call you hot, don't you

weirdo
no i want an honest answer 😒‼️

y/n
what if i say no

weirdo
then u say no

y/n
smh

weirdo
so.

ur answer? 😚

y/n
uh

ig you're kinda hot

weirdo
woah

i'm surprised tbh

y/n
if i squint hard enough

weirdo
HEY

y/n
just kidding lmao

weirdo
omg so u rlly think i'm hot

i mean ik i am but like 😳

y/n
humble yourself already

weirdo
pshh

u don't want me to change

y/n
how are you so sure

weirdo
bc u wouldn't still be talking to me sm if u did 😋

y/n
yeah yeah

weirdo
ok i need to get back to 🤢 work 🤮👎

y/n
lmao have fun

weirdo
i won't but thanks anyway girlie

talk to u later then

y/n
yea ttyl

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a/n: if your fav color is pink or green shhh