8:49pm

[ childe ]

y/n
why are ppl so difficult.

childe
that's just how it b sometimes

u ok tho, what happened

y/n
some karen walked into the place i work at and tried using a coupon that was already used

childe
what'd u expect from a karen 😒

y/n
idk tbh

this isn't even the first time bro

how can some ppl be so dumb

childe
IMagine being dumb in this day and age

y/n
you don't need to imagine lmao

childe
taking that as a compliment

somehow

anyway, u finally texted me first

y/n
oh

childe
finally falling for me huh 😍💯

y/n
you wish

childe
that hurt

my vital organs

i think ima die now

y/n
oh nooo don't die

childe
it's too late for me comrade.

i can see...

the light...

it's calling me...

y/n
you better answer it then

childe
i'm trying...

but something...

is preventing me...

y/n
what's preventing you

childe
idk...

ig i'm just too hot and cool to die 🥵‼️🤯🥶🥺😚

y/n
why do you feel the need to attack my eyesight with a bunch of emojis every single day

childe
bc

it's what hot ppl do

y/n
humble yourself.

childe
i am humble wdym

y/n
shameless and a liar too

childe
HEY NO SLANDER TOWARDS ME ALLOWED

y/n
and what if i do slander you

childe
then i guess

you'll have to be punished 😈😳⛓😱

y/n

rn

LEAVE

childe
STOP BULLYING ME

y/n
THEN STOP BEING YOU

childe
u don't want me to be hot, cool, funny, charming and overall just amazing????

y/n
goodbye

childe
WAIT NO I'M KIDDING DON'T LEAVE

shit did u actually leave

i'm sorry for my actions girlie it will not happen again.

PLS COEM BACK

I'M SOYRY

tears are forming

currently sliding down the bathroom door rn

despacito is playing in the background

i am trembling and shaking

i will change.

i will become a better man for u, i promise

JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE PLS

I WON'T MESS UP AGAIN

can we pretend that airplanes ✈ in the night sky 🌃 are like shooting stars 😖🌠

i could really use a wish rn 🥺🤞 wish rn 🥺🤞 wish right now 😔🤞💫

y/n
holy shit what the fuck happened here

I LITERALLY ONLY WENT TO GET SOME WATER LMAO

childe
ohh

i thought u left me lol

y/n
are you dumb

childe
yes ma'am

y/n
pls get some mental help

childe
only if ull come with me 😍🤞

y/n
i don't need mental help

childe
are u sure bae

y/n
don't call me bae

childe
are u sure bbg

y/n
don't call me bbg either

childe
are u sure honey

y/n
this 🤏 close to blocking you

call me one more pet name, i dare you

childe
are u sure sweetie

you have blocked this user

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9:04pm

[ tired of yalls bullshit ]

childe
@y/n I'M SORRY PLEASE UNBLOCK ME

I'LL STOP I SWEAR

columbina
what did u do

arlecchino
I'm surprised it took her this long to finally block you tbh

childe
shut

y/n
you're not getting unblocked

childe

pantalone
What did you do?

childe
nothing el oh el

y/n
right "nothing"

childe
i thought u were bae

turns out ure only fam 😫💔

y/n
wow look, someday wants to stay blocked

childe
WAIT NO I'M KIDDINF

scaramouche
go the fuck to dms no one wants to see this shit

la signora
^

childe
i literally can't, she blocked me

sandrone
and that seems like a you problem

childe
...

@y/n pls unblock me

it's not my fault i just can't help but be incredibly alluring

y/n
you are not alluring.

dottore
fr

stop trying tartaglia, u aren't charming anyone with that fashion sense.

childe
stfu u literally give the most goofy ass smile ever and call that shit charming

at least i don't lock myself in a lab room for several weeks, when's the last time u went outside sweaty 🥺‼️

dottore
hoe's mad 🥺

i hit a sensitive spot, didn't i 🥺

childe
the only thing u hit was a nerve 🥺

y/n
uh are you guys being serious

shit don't fight i already unblocked you childe

childe
lesgo

and no i wasn't being serious lol

columbina
mhm...

sandrone
how embarrassing

pierro
How do I leave this god forsaken groupchat?

dottore
there's a button on the top right corner

you click that and

it like

says "leave"

you press that and

yeah

y/n
very well explained

pantalone
Give him a round of applause.

capitano
👏

childe
even my kid brother could've explain better 😒

dottore

y/n
you guys rlly don't seem to get along

columbina
bcuz they don't

they argue 24/7

sandrone
even during our meetings, it's utterly exhausting

pantalone
They're like little children fighting over a small toy.

childe
not the slander

do u see this shit, dototre

dottore
the only shit i see is u butchering my name

y/n
childe your typing is getting worse by the day

childe
it's hot ppl problems

but it's ok, i can just boyboss my way thru it

arlecchino
Why do you speak sm bs

dottore
ikr

scaramouche
what do u expect

the only thing he's capable of spouting is complete bullshit

childe
u see that, y/n?

it's just like taylor swift said. haters gonna hate 😒🙄👎

but i will NOT give in. 💪🥶

y/n
slay ig

arlecchino
Oh lord

columbina
don't boost his ego even further smh

childe
no keep boosting my ego

scaramouche
why don't u boost ur iq first

childe
why don't u boost ur height instead 🤔😹😹😱

scaramouche
stfu

y/n
archons

childe
anyway ima go now bc u all suck

except y/n

columbina
just say u like her and go ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜

childe
waht no i don't liek her in taht way srop makinf it wierd

sandrone
pls type slower.

childe
no

om bye

y/n
bye childe

childe
ba bye ❤❤

columbina
he totally likes her (✿◠‿◠)

sandrone
mhm

dottore
fr

seen