| 4:53pm |
[ fatui inc directors ]
columbina
so, are u adding her
childe
maybe
la signora
just add her.
childe
ok but y'all need to swear u won't do anything weird
arlecchino
Do you trust us that little
childe
ya lol
u guys kinda suck 😬‼️
la signora
i know ur ugly ass isn't talking rn
sandrone
it'd be better if you guys didn't fight here
columbina
get his ass rosa!!!
childe
WOW now ima def not add her 😗
columbina
noo (╥﹏╥)
arlecchino
But don't you want to prove that she likes you better than us?
childe
well yes
dottore
so much commotion just for one person
pulcinella
perhaps asking her first would be better
columbina
NO ONE ASKRED PULCINELLA 😒😒
pulcinella
😕
childe
ok ima add her rn don't be weird lol
also i already asked her so dw pulcinella
columbina
omg
childe added y/n
columbina
HII (≧◡≦)
la signora
hello y/n.
arlecchino
Hello again
childe
y/n, these are my comrades
y/n
oh
hello childe and childe's friends
la signora
"childe's friends" yea no
i am not his friend.
columbina
shhshs
y/n, do you remember me? :>
y/n
yes, you were the nice one
childe
NO SHE'S WEIRD TF
columbina
who's weird? (✿◠‿◠)
childe
um
arlecchino
If Columbina is the "nice one," then what about the rest of us?
y/n
oh
i don't know anyone else's names
la signora
you can just read it. it's right above our messages.
columbina
what rosa meant to say wasss
they'll introduce themselves rn! :)))
childe
I'LL GO FIRST LOL
I'M CHILDE AKA THE HOTTEST ONE HERE
ALSO THE STRONGEST
ALSO THE TALLEST
ALSO THE WISEST
ALSO THE COOLEST
arlecchino
Wow, I have never seen so much bullshit
childe
rude
y/n
wooow nice to meet you childe
childe
yes it is nice to meet me
la signora
you are so full of yourself, it's disgusting.
childe
woah i almost gave a fuck 🤯🤗‼️
la signora
words cannot describe how much i hate you
sandrone
they're besties
y/n
understandable
sandrone
i'm sandrone btw :)
y/n
la signora
i'm rosalyne.
but call me la signora.
bcz only close friends can call me rosalyne.
y/n
ok... hello la signora
childe
blah blah
and u say i'm full of myself
it's the hypocrisy for me 😒👎
la signora
i will break the very fingers you type with.
childe
that's cool and all but i don't rmr asking 😱🧐
columbina
anyway...
capitano
onatipac ma i
y/n
what
childe
oh that's capitano
he types backwards for some reason
built different ig
columbina
he's a little messed up in the head but that's ok 😄
y/n
i see
dottore
i'm offended no one's introduced me yet
i should've been the first tbh
childe
here comes weirdo #2
dottore
sit ur ass back down, u can't talk with that goofy ass haircut of urs
childe
bro have u seen ur own haircut
looks worse than scara's 😟
y/n
and who is this
dottore
oh hello there.
you can call me dottore, my fair maiden.
and don't pay attention to a word the ginger says, he's a little mentally deranged.
childe
URE THE MENTALLY DERANGED ONE 😐
BITCH LAUGHS AT HIS OWN JOKES 😐
dottore
you literally do too 😐??
columbina
yes dottore and childe are basically the same amount of dumb c:
y/n
has been noted
childe
WAIT WHAT NO
scaramouche
came here to remind u all i hate each and every one of u and pray for ur downfall on a daily basis.
oh and that u suck and will never be loved in ur entire pitiful life.
ok bye
y/n
well he surely seems nice
childe
short purple headed emos aren't allowed here go away 🤣✋
columbina
not him projecting 🥺❤
sandrone
we love u too scara ❤
capitano
hctib ome
la signora
so true.
dottore
haha what a fun guy!
y/n
who was that anyway
childe
his name is scaramouche
he sucks stay away from him
(he's one of the ppl u want to avoid)
arlecchino
And who are the others to be avoided?
childe
i'll let u guys figure that out 😋
y/n
childe they're not as weird as you tbh
columbina
ouch
arlecchino
Lol
la signora
she still called us weird.
childe
y/n what is this betrayal
ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME JUICD WRLD WAS RIGGT
y/n
STOP
pantalone
What the fu
pierro
Huh.
pantalone
I mean
What in teyvat is going on here
pulcinella
it's better to watch
columbina
TARTAGLIA ADDED HIS LADY FRIEND HERE (,,>﹏<,,)
childe
capitano
rail
y/n
are these more of your friends, childe
childe
this is basically our work gc
idk why i added u to this one tbh
sandrone
if you were smart, you would've made a new one
la signora
does it seem like tartaglia uses his brain at all.
childe
stfu u guys literally are the ones who forced me to add her here
pantalone
Ah well hello tartaglia's lady friend
childe
bro.
pierro
Are you the one tartaglia was texting during our meeting?
y/n
yeah lol
pantalone
Oh my
dottore
u got tartaglia scolded el oh el
y/n
my bad
childe
it wasn't ur fault dw
columbina
omg guys ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶
childe
waht
sandrone
yeah, it was completely tartaglia's fault
la signora
^
y/n
well i did tell him to pay attention
dottore
when she tells u to pay attention to ur work ong
columbina
she's a keeper ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜
childe
u guys swore u wouldn't say any weird shit 😐
sandrone
we aren't??
dottore
i made no such promise, rolls eyes
columbina
oopsies
pierro
Are you guys going to keep talking?
sandrone
perhaps
pantalone
Muting the groupchat seems like a good idea
arlecchino
Oh you guys haven't already done that
y/n
maybe i should leave
childe
what why
columbina
nooo </3
y/n
i mean... this is literally your guys' work groupchat
childe
yeah, so
y/n
well isn't it supposed to be
for y'know, work
sandrone
we can just make a new work one
columbina
yess
la signora
ig
childe
yeah
y/n
oh okay
as long as i'm not being a bother
childe
of course ure not
columbina
omg guysss
childe
stip that
la signora
stop*
childe
...
ihy all
scaramouche
y/n
oh you're back
childe
go away again
scaramouche
fuck off
sandrone
they're besties too
childe
ew 😟
pierro
Don't fight here
childe
yes father
i mean dad
i mean sir
y/n
childe...
scaramouche
ew
childe
shur up shorty
scaramouche
die
pantalone
Let's be nice
dottore
no keep fighting, it's entertaining
y/n
true
childe
ok but ik i'm not the only one who gets father vibes from pierro
columbina
do you perhaps have daddy issues, tartaglia
childe
what no
dottore
ong
it's going to be okay 🥺‼️
u aren't alone 🥺‼️
if u need help, blink twice 🥺‼️
childe
SHUT THE FUCK UP
y/n
i think he's asking for help
dottore
he is so brave 😓
pantalone
Enough to make a grown man cry
arlecchino
Why am i still here
childe
i hate it here
la signora
same.
y/n
dramatic mf
anyway, this was fun guys but i gtg now
columbina
aw okay bye y/n <3
sandrone
bye bye it was nice meeting u!!
capitano
eyb
pantalone
Goodbye, take care tartaglia's lady friend
dottore
farewell m'lady
childe
u look dumb stop.
dottore
oh? are u perhaps jealous that i am naturally more charming and hot than u
childe
u wish
i am way more charming and hot than u
dottore
i beg to differ
childe
keep begging, u know it's true
dottore
so mad and for what
just because i called y/n "m'lady"
childe
that's not why.
dottore
sure
i can smell ur jealousy through the screen
childe
SHUT UP
y/n
guys why are you arguing...
and i'm still waiting for childe's goodbye lol
childe
huh i didn't say goodbye?
y/n
nope
childe
oh my bad
goodbye y/n
y/n
bye
dottore
smh
childe
man shut up
seen
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