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[ fatui inc directors ]

columbina
so, are u adding her

childe
maybe

la signora
just add her.

childe
ok but y'all need to swear u won't do anything weird

arlecchino
Do you trust us that little

childe
ya lol

u guys kinda suck 😬‼️

la signora
i know ur ugly ass isn't talking rn

sandrone
it'd be better if you guys didn't fight here

columbina
get his ass rosa!!!

childe
WOW now ima def not add her 😗

columbina
noo (╥﹏╥)

arlecchino
But don't you want to prove that she likes you better than us?

childe
well yes

dottore
so much commotion just for one person

pulcinella
perhaps asking her first would be better

columbina
NO ONE ASKRED PULCINELLA 😒😒

pulcinella
😕

childe
ok ima add her rn don't be weird lol

also i already asked her so dw pulcinella

columbina
omg

childe added y/n

columbina
HII (≧◡≦)

la signora
hello y/n.

arlecchino
Hello again

childe
y/n, these are my comrades

y/n
oh

hello childe and childe's friends

la signora
"childe's friends" yea no

i am not his friend.

columbina
shhshs

y/n, do you remember me? :>

y/n
yes, you were the nice one

childe
NO SHE'S WEIRD TF

columbina
who's weird? (✿◠‿◠)

childe
um

arlecchino
If Columbina is the "nice one," then what about the rest of us?

y/n
oh

i don't know anyone else's names

la signora
you can just read it. it's right above our messages.

columbina
what rosa meant to say wasss

they'll introduce themselves rn! :)))

childe
I'LL GO FIRST LOL

I'M CHILDE AKA THE HOTTEST ONE HERE

ALSO THE STRONGEST

ALSO THE TALLEST

ALSO THE WISEST

ALSO THE COOLEST

arlecchino
Wow, I have never seen so much bullshit

childe
rude

y/n
wooow nice to meet you childe

childe
yes it is nice to meet me

la signora
you are so full of yourself, it's disgusting.

childe
woah i almost gave a fuck 🤯🤗‼️

la signora
words cannot describe how much i hate you

sandrone
they're besties

y/n
understandable

sandrone
i'm sandrone btw :)

y/n

hey sandrone, i'm y/n

la signora
i'm rosalyne.

but call me la signora.

bcz only close friends can call me rosalyne.

y/n
ok... hello la signora

childe
blah blah

and u say i'm full of myself

it's the hypocrisy for me 😒👎

la signora
i will break the very fingers you type with.

childe
that's cool and all but i don't rmr asking 😱🧐

columbina
anyway...

capitano
onatipac ma i

y/n
what

childe
oh that's capitano

he types backwards for some reason

built different ig

columbina
he's a little messed up in the head but that's ok 😄

y/n
i see

dottore
i'm offended no one's introduced me yet

i should've been the first tbh

childe
here comes weirdo #2

dottore
sit ur ass back down, u can't talk with that goofy ass haircut of urs

childe
bro have u seen ur own haircut

looks worse than scara's 😟

y/n
and who is this

dottore
oh hello there.

you can call me dottore, my fair maiden.

and don't pay attention to a word the ginger says, he's a little mentally deranged.

childe
URE THE MENTALLY DERANGED ONE 😐

BITCH LAUGHS AT HIS OWN JOKES 😐

dottore
you literally do too 😐??

columbina
yes dottore and childe are basically the same amount of dumb c:

y/n
has been noted

childe
WAIT WHAT NO

scaramouche
came here to remind u all i hate each and every one of u and pray for ur downfall on a daily basis.

oh and that u suck and will never be loved in ur entire pitiful life.

ok bye

y/n
well he surely seems nice

childe
short purple headed emos aren't allowed here go away 🤣✋

columbina
not him projecting 🥺❤

sandrone
we love u too scara ❤

capitano
hctib ome

la signora
so true.

dottore
haha what a fun guy!

y/n
who was that anyway

childe
his name is scaramouche

he sucks stay away from him

(he's one of the ppl u want to avoid)

arlecchino
And who are the others to be avoided?

childe
i'll let u guys figure that out 😋

y/n
childe they're not as weird as you tbh

columbina
ouch

arlecchino
Lol

la signora
she still called us weird.

childe
y/n what is this betrayal

ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME JUICD WRLD WAS RIGGT

y/n
STOP

pantalone
What the fu

pierro
Huh.

pantalone
I mean

What in teyvat is going on here

pulcinella
it's better to watch

columbina
TARTAGLIA ADDED HIS LADY FRIEND HERE (,,>﹏<,,)

childe

FOR THE LAST TIME, SHE'S NOT MY LADY FRIEND

capitano
rail

y/n
are these more of your friends, childe

childe
this is basically our work gc

idk why i added u to this one tbh

sandrone
if you were smart, you would've made a new one

la signora
does it seem like tartaglia uses his brain at all.

childe
stfu u guys literally are the ones who forced me to add her here

pantalone
Ah well hello tartaglia's lady friend

childe
bro.

pierro
Are you the one tartaglia was texting during our meeting?

y/n
yeah lol

pantalone
Oh my

dottore
u got tartaglia scolded el oh el

y/n
my bad

childe
it wasn't ur fault dw

columbina
omg guys ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

childe
waht

sandrone
yeah, it was completely tartaglia's fault

la signora
^

y/n
well i did tell him to pay attention

dottore
when she tells u to pay attention to ur work ong

columbina
she's a keeper ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜

childe
u guys swore u wouldn't say any weird shit 😐

sandrone
we aren't??

dottore
i made no such promise, rolls eyes

columbina
oopsies

pierro
Are you guys going to keep talking?

sandrone
perhaps

pantalone
Muting the groupchat seems like a good idea

arlecchino
Oh you guys haven't already done that

y/n
maybe i should leave

childe
what why

columbina
nooo </3

y/n
i mean... this is literally your guys' work groupchat

childe
yeah, so

y/n
well isn't it supposed to be

for y'know, work

sandrone
we can just make a new work one

columbina
yess

la signora
ig

childe
yeah

y/n
oh okay

as long as i'm not being a bother

childe
of course ure not

columbina
omg guysss

childe
stip that

la signora
stop*

childe
...

ihy all

scaramouche

me too

y/n
oh you're back

childe
go away again

scaramouche
fuck off

sandrone
they're besties too

childe
ew 😟

pierro
Don't fight here

childe
yes father

i mean dad

i mean sir

y/n
childe...

scaramouche
ew

childe
shur up shorty

scaramouche
die

pantalone
Let's be nice

dottore
no keep fighting, it's entertaining

y/n
true

childe
ok but ik i'm not the only one who gets father vibes from pierro

columbina
do you perhaps have daddy issues, tartaglia

childe
what no

dottore
ong

it's going to be okay 🥺‼️

u aren't alone 🥺‼️

if u need help, blink twice 🥺‼️

childe
SHUT THE FUCK UP

y/n
i think he's asking for help

dottore
he is so brave 😓

pantalone
Enough to make a grown man cry

arlecchino
Why am i still here

childe
i hate it here

la signora
same.

y/n
dramatic mf

anyway, this was fun guys but i gtg now

columbina
aw okay bye y/n <3

sandrone
bye bye it was nice meeting u!!

capitano
eyb

pantalone
Goodbye, take care tartaglia's lady friend

dottore
farewell m'lady

childe
u look dumb stop.

dottore
oh? are u perhaps jealous that i am naturally more charming and hot than u

childe
u wish

i am way more charming and hot than u

dottore
i beg to differ

childe
keep begging, u know it's true

dottore
so mad and for what

just because i called y/n "m'lady"

childe
that's not why.

dottore
sure

i can smell ur jealousy through the screen

childe
SHUT UP

y/n
guys why are you arguing...

and i'm still waiting for childe's goodbye lol

childe
huh i didn't say goodbye?

y/n
nope

childe
oh my bad

goodbye y/n

y/n
bye

dottore
smh

childe
man shut up

seen


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