| 4:45pm |

not.edsheeran
hi

uh so

y/nithink
is this childe or

not.edsheeran
it's actually ur mother 😹😱🤯🤯

y/nithink
welcome back childe

not.edsheeran
hi

so can u like ignore everything that happened earlier

like just pretend it never happened lol

y/nithink
no i can't, but why

your friends seem nice

not.edsheeran
NO THEY ARE ANYTHING BUT NICE

except some, some r cool

y/nithink
those some being

not.edsheeran
uhh

did they even tell u their names

y/nithink
nope

except one, columbina

not.edsheeran
oh.

her.

y/nithink
why are you saying it like that

not.edsheeran
she's one of the weird ones

stay away from her 😵‼️

y/nithink
what why...

she was so nice

not.edsheeran
NO SHE'S WEIRD

y/nithink
WHAT'D SHE EVER DO TO U

not.edsheeran
JUST TRUST ME BRO

shit i just bro zoned u

y/nithink
LMAO

and no, i like her she's not weird

not.edsheeran
Y/N.

y/nithink
childe.

not.edsheeran
Y/N.

y/nithink
childe.

not.edsheeran
well whatever lol it's not like you'll meet them again anyway

y/nithink
aw true

not.edsheeran
who cares abt them

u like me better, don't u.

y/nithink
if i say no, will you be upset

not.edsheeran
very much, yes

y/nithink
sigh

then yes ig

not.edsheeran

u guess? 💔

y/nithink
you're so picky

fine, i do like you better than them

not.edsheeran
HAHAHHAHA

i can't wait to rub it in their dumb little faces

y/nithink
wait no don't tell them

not.edsheeran
TOO LATE

ALREADY AM

y/nithink
you're making me want to take back my words

not.edsheeran
i'm sowwy 🥺

y/nithink
why are you like this.

not.edsheeran
bcuz i'm severely hot

and all hot ppl are like this

y/nithink
are you saying i'm not hot then

not.edsheeran
no you're an exception 😍‼️

oh fuck

maybe rubbing it in their faces wasn't such a good idea

maybe i'm rlly dumb after all.

y/nithink
what happened

not.edsheeran
they're threatening me to add u to our groupchat now

and then have the audacity to say "it's only a small request 🥺"

i'm saying no fuck them

y/nithink
who

not.edsheeran
MY FRIENDS, WHO ELSE

y/nithink
oh

not.edsheeran
THEY'RE HARASSING ME NOW HELSP ME

y/nithink
how am i supposed to help you

not.edsheeran
good question

y/nithink
are you ok fr tho

not.edsheeran
yes

wait nvm i'm not ok at all

i hate them

y/nithink
what happened

not.edsheeran
they just threatened to tell my mom abt u

y/nithink
that's a threat for you...

not.edsheeran
yes 😹‼️

anyway what's ur number

y/nithink
what

not.edsheeran
wait that's such a lame way of asking give me a moment

hey girlie 😳 i seem to have lost my phone 😱😰 can i have ur number to call it xoxo? 🥺🥺😊

y/nithink
you're joking

not.edsheeran
NO I'M BEING VERY SERIOOS

y/nithink

that pick up line doesn't even work here

how are you texting me without your phone 🤯

not.edsheeran
STOP I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO THINK ABT IT OK

what else do u want me to do sheesh

y/nithink
idk try smth else

not.edsheeran
sure

hey i just met u 🥳☝

and this is craaazy 🤪‼️

but here's my number 🥺😍#️⃣

so call me maybe 🤙😚

y/nithink
STOP

that doesn't work either since technically you're not asking for my number

not.edsheeran
YOU'RE SO PICKY AND FOR WHAT

y/nithink
YOU'RE LITERALLY JUST AS PICKY STFU

if you want my number, just ask for it like a normal person

not.edsheeran
THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I DID THE FIRST TIME

y/nithink
OK?? I WASN'T EXPECTING IT

not.edsheeran
OK WELL WTV

can i have ur number plz

y/nithink
fine

xxx-xxx-xxx

not.edsheeran
thank u sheeesh

wait do u even want to b added to the gc

y/nithink
idrc

not.edsheeran
r u sure abt that

bc trust me when i say they're rlly weird.

and difficult.

y/nithink
they can't possibly be any weirder than you

or more difficult

not.edsheeran
RUDE

AND YES THEY ARE

y/nithink
then that's a risk i'm willing to take

not.edsheeran
WHY DO U LIKE THEM

Y'ALL BARELY EVEN TALKED

i have known u for a week.

they have only known u for some minutes.

y/nithink
they're fun

not.edsheeran
even more fun than me?

y/nithink
idk maybe

not.edsheeran
w w what

do my eyes deceive me

did i read that correctly

y/nithink
i'm just kidding, you're so dramatic

not.edsheeran
so u do love me more after all 🥺

y/nithink
woah where did love come from

i only find you more fun than them that's all

not.edsheeran
i knew it.

u hate me.

u think u know a person after speaking to them for a week.

but all i see are lies.

y/nithink
holy shit you are so incredibly dramatic

i do love you more than them, happy?

not.edsheeran
yes 🤗

u have no idea how happy that made me

y/nithink
you must be rlly lonely then

not.edsheeran

I'M NOT LONELY I HAVE MANY FRIENDS

y/nithink
yet no bitches

not.edsheeran
THAT WAS MEAN TAKE TAHT BSCK

y/nithink
but why? isn't it true

not.edsheeran
YEAH WELL IDC

at least i have my friends

even if they suck at times

y/nithink
wow aren't you forgetting smn

not.edsheeran
huh

y/nithink
you're dumb.

not.edsheeran
i'm confused??

y/nithink
ME

you also have me, you idiot

not.edsheeran
oh

well duh of course

wait are u upset i didn't say u aw

y/nithink
shut up.

not.edsheeran
i'm sry for not mentioning u 🥺

y/nithink
apology not accepted

+ u suck

and stop using that emoji 😐

not.edsheeran
just for u, i'll stop 😚

no promises tho

it's a rly fun emoji to use

y/nithink
it's ugly

not.edsheeran
you know what's not ugly tho

y/nithink
what

not.edsheeran
me 🥵‼️

y/nithink
yea ok sure

not.edsheeran
oh and u as well

did i ever mention how pretty u are

y/nithink
can you STOP repeating that.

not.edsheeran
no i will literally never shut up abt it

y/nithink
suffer

not.edsheeran
u love me sm ❤

y/nithink
love is a rlly strong word tbh

i'd say i rather tolerate you sm

not.edsheeran
aww come on

u know u love me

y/nithink
yeah yeah whatever

not.edsheeran
oh right the gc

i'll add u in a bit then ig

they're being kinda dumb rn

y/nithink
uh ok then...

not.edsheeran
fml

i'll bee r bee

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