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9:29am

[ Baedou ]

Baedou
well?

did you find anyone

Y/n
nope

all the people on there are weird

Baedou
oh.

well don't give up yet!

i'm certain you'll find smn x

Y/n
idk beidou

i think it's best to just not bother with this anymore

Baedou
don't give up so soon, kid.

hmm, tell you what

give it one more try

if it doesn't work this time, then i'll leave you alone abt this.

Y/n
ok... one last try tho...

Baedou
yes.

Y/n
smh the things i do for you

Liked by Beidou



°♡°

one last try. you opened up the app again and inhaled. if I get one more weirdo, i'm definitely deleting this app.



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| 9:35am |

y/nithink
uh hello?

asafetyhazard
hi i'm bennett 😁

y/nithink
omg a normal response

hey, i'm y/n

asafetyhazard
do you like explosions

y/nithink
i knew it.

i knew you were going to be weird.

asafetyhazard
hey i'm not weird, you're weird 😡

y/nithink
what

no you're weird

asafetyhazard
YOU'RE WEIRD

y/nithink
SHUT UP YOU'RE WEIRD

asafetyhazard
did you... just tell me to shut up 😢

y/nithink
wait no i'm sorry

asafetyhazard
i thought we had something... nevermind

y/nithink
NO I TAKE IT BACK

asafetyhazard
no no, i get it. we just aren't meant to be 💔

y/nithink
i'm so sorry...

asafetyhazard
it's ok...

goodbye then...?

y/nithink
...

goodbye...

[ accept ] [ reject ]



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"wait he was funny, why'd i reject him." you facepalmed yourself, instantly regretting it. MAN I GOT TOO CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT.

while looking back at the app, you realized that that was supposed to be your last try.

"i guess since he wasn't a weirdo, one more try can't hurt... right?"



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| 9:38am |

y/nithink

pls don't be weird

not.edsheeran
well, that's a first

y/nithink
oh, another normal response

not.edsheeran
were you expecting something else?

y/nithink
yeah actually

unlike you, most of the people on this app are weird

not.edsheeran
ah, so you think i'm normal huh 😈?

y/nithink
oh no...

why am i suddenly feeling regret

not.edsheeran
ha ha ha so you realize...

who i truly am? 😈🐺

y/nithink
why the wolf emoji

not.edsheeran
it's bcuz i'm an alpha, duhh 🙄

y/nithink
some people shouldn't be allowed on the internet and you're one of them!

not.edsheeran
HEY HEY, I'M JUST KIDDING

most of the time 🤓

y/nithink
i'm getting the feeling you're a 10 year old, please get off this app.

not.edsheeran
I'M NOT 10??

i'm 12 🤓

y/nithink
WHAT

not.edsheeran
HAHA I'M JUST JOKING AGAIN, RELAX

y/nithink
don't joke like that bro... almost got a panic attack

not.edsheeran
damn you just bro zoned me

it's only been 1 minute and i already don't have a chance 💔

y/nithink
LMAO

i forgot this was a dating app

not.edsheeran
dw i forget that too

sometimes, i just want a homie to play roblox with y'know

y/nithink
roblox...

oh gosh, you really are a kid

not.edsheeran
ROBLOX MAY BE A KIDS GAME BUT IT'S NOT A KIDS ONLY GAME

y/nithink
oh my archons.

not.edsheeran
it's fun to mess with people on there

a good stress reliever 

so can you really blame me

y/nithink
no ig not

not.edsheeran
see

you get me

y/nithink
you're still weird tho

not.edsheeran
does that bother you?

is it perhaps... intimidating?

y/nithink
no.

you're not intimidating at all.

not.edsheeran
aw c'mon, not even a little??

aren't you even a bit curious abt who this stranger is?

y/nithink
nope, i honestly don't care

not.edsheeran
damn harsh...

hard to get, huh

but that's ok

i like a challenge 🤓

y/nithink
STOp using those emojis

not.edsheeran
what, these? 🤓🧐😈😋🐺‼️

y/nithink

YES. THOSE.

not.edsheeran
but whyy

emojis are fun

you should use them too

y/nithink
yeah, but not when you overuse them

that just makes you seem like either a boomer or a kid

not.edsheeran
well i'm neither 🤓

y/nithink
yeah, your profile says you're 21 apparently

i doubt that but still

not.edsheeran
oh right, you can look at my profile

aren't i so hot

y/nithink
you have nice hair ig

not.edsheeran
huh

wait really??

that's the first thing ppl like to make fun of

and you're complimenting it...

y/nithink
i mean it does resemble ed sheeran

not.edsheeran
HEY. READ MY USERNAME VERY CAREFULLY

y/nithink
LMAOAO

not.edsheeran
wait omg

you're pretty wtf

y/nithink
don't look at my profile 👎

not.edsheeran
you looked at mine, it's only fair i do so too 😗

y/nithink
yeah yeah whatever

not.edsheeran
you have good music taste

y/nithink
glad you think so

wait, it says you can't use chopsticks

how can you live in liyue and not know how to use chopsticks

not.edsheeran
LOOK I CAN EXPLAIN

they are literally so hard to use and for what

y/nithink
no they're not??

not.edsheeran
YEAH THEY ARE

but in my defense, i'm not from liyue so

not really accustomed to the liyue ways

y/nithink
where are you from

not.edsheeran
snezhnaya

y/nithink
omg

do you like the cold

not.edsheeran
it's alright

do you?

y/nithink
I LOVE THE COLD

not.edsheeran
really  

y/nithink
YEAH

my fav season is literally winter bro

not.edsheeran
i find your enthusiasm abt the cold pretty cute

y/nithink
shut up.

not.edsheeran
LMAO

i should totally take you to snezhnaya one day, you'll love it there

y/nithink
we've only spoken for a little while and you're already thinking of taking me somewhere...

not.edsheeran
huh

WAIT

DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA

I DIDNR MEAN IT LIEK THAT

y/nithink
LMAO CALM DOWN

I WAS KIDDING

not.edsheeran
ohh

i knew that lol

y/nithink

damn so you can get embarrassed too

that's pretty funny

not.edsheeran
NO, I DON'T GET EMBARRASSED

alphas never get embarrassed 👿👎

y/nithink
respectfully STOP calling yourself an alpha

not.edsheeran
but it's true...

y/nithink
say slash jay rn or i'm declining you

not.edsheeran
SLASH JAY SLAHS JAY

y/nithink
good

not.edsheeran
you better not decline me now

y/nithink
i won't

you're kinda funny ig

i don't mind being friends with you

even if this is supposed to be a dating app

not.edsheeran
omg a girl thinks i'm funny

my friends would be so proud

y/nithink
you have friends?

not.edsheeran
that's very rude of you, missy.

actually, my friends are the ones who told me to get this app

y/nithink
a friend told me to get this app too

not.edsheeran
ah, so we are both victims i see

y/nithink
yes!

not.edsheeran
tho i don't regret getting this app

since i met you 🥳

y/nithink
shut up.

not.edsheeran
you're pretty fun to talk to

y/nithink
you too

not.edsheeran
well duh, of course me too 🙄‼️

y/nithink
i take it back

not.edsheeran
HAHA

oh shit i gtg now

let's talk later then

i would totally love to be friends with you

y/nithink
sure and likewise

not.edsheeran
WOO

ttyl then, ba bye girlie

y/nithink
ba bye

[ accept ] [ decline ]



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you stared at the two options carefully, before smiling to yourself. i guess we can be friends.



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[ accept ] [ decline ]






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