9:29am
[ Baedou ]
Baedou
well?
did you find anyone
Y/n
nope
all the people on there are weird
Baedou
oh.
well don't give up yet!
i'm certain you'll find smn x
Y/n
idk beidou
i think it's best to just not bother with this anymore
Baedou
don't give up so soon, kid.
hmm, tell you what
give it one more try
if it doesn't work this time, then i'll leave you alone abt this.
Y/n
ok... one last try tho...
Baedou
yes.
Y/n
smh the things i do for you
Liked by Beidou
○
●
°♡°
one last try. you opened up the app again and inhaled. if I get one more weirdo, i'm definitely deleting this app.
○
●
°♡°
| 9:35am |
y/nithink
uh hello?
asafetyhazard
hi i'm bennett 😁
y/nithink
omg a normal response
hey, i'm y/n
asafetyhazard
do you like explosions
y/nithink
i knew it.
i knew you were going to be weird.
asafetyhazard
hey i'm not weird, you're weird 😡
y/nithink
what
no you're weird
asafetyhazard
YOU'RE WEIRD
y/nithink
SHUT UP YOU'RE WEIRD
asafetyhazard
did you... just tell me to shut up 😢
y/nithink
wait no i'm sorry
asafetyhazard
i thought we had something... nevermind
y/nithink
NO I TAKE IT BACK
asafetyhazard
no no, i get it. we just aren't meant to be 💔
y/nithink
i'm so sorry...
asafetyhazard
it's ok...
goodbye then...?
y/nithink
...
goodbye...
[ accept ] [ reject ]
○
●
°♡°
"wait he was funny, why'd i reject him." you facepalmed yourself, instantly regretting it. MAN I GOT TOO CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT.
while looking back at the app, you realized that that was supposed to be your last try.
"i guess since he wasn't a weirdo, one more try can't hurt... right?"
○
●
°♡°
| 9:38am |
y/nithink
not.edsheeran
well, that's a first
y/nithink
oh, another normal response
not.edsheeran
were you expecting something else?
y/nithink
yeah actually
unlike you, most of the people on this app are weird
not.edsheeran
ah, so you think i'm normal huh 😈?
y/nithink
oh no...
why am i suddenly feeling regret
not.edsheeran
ha ha ha so you realize...
who i truly am? 😈🐺
y/nithink
why the wolf emoji
not.edsheeran
it's bcuz i'm an alpha, duhh 🙄
y/nithink
some people shouldn't be allowed on the internet and you're one of them!
not.edsheeran
HEY HEY, I'M JUST KIDDING
most of the time 🤓
y/nithink
i'm getting the feeling you're a 10 year old, please get off this app.
not.edsheeran
I'M NOT 10??
i'm 12 🤓
y/nithink
WHAT
not.edsheeran
HAHA I'M JUST JOKING AGAIN, RELAX
y/nithink
don't joke like that bro... almost got a panic attack
not.edsheeran
damn you just bro zoned me
it's only been 1 minute and i already don't have a chance 💔
y/nithink
LMAO
i forgot this was a dating app
not.edsheeran
dw i forget that too
sometimes, i just want a homie to play roblox with y'know
y/nithink
roblox...
oh gosh, you really are a kid
not.edsheeran
ROBLOX MAY BE A KIDS GAME BUT IT'S NOT A KIDS ONLY GAME
y/nithink
oh my archons.
not.edsheeran
it's fun to mess with people on there
a good stress reliever
so can you really blame me
y/nithink
no ig not
not.edsheeran
see
you get me
y/nithink
you're still weird tho
not.edsheeran
does that bother you?
is it perhaps... intimidating?
y/nithink
no.
you're not intimidating at all.
not.edsheeran
aw c'mon, not even a little??
aren't you even a bit curious abt who this stranger is?
y/nithink
nope, i honestly don't care
not.edsheeran
damn harsh...
hard to get, huh
but that's ok
i like a challenge 🤓
y/nithink
STOp using those emojis
not.edsheeran
what, these? 🤓🧐😈😋🐺‼️
y/nithink
not.edsheeran
but whyy
emojis are fun
you should use them too
y/nithink
yeah, but not when you overuse them
that just makes you seem like either a boomer or a kid
not.edsheeran
well i'm neither 🤓
y/nithink
yeah, your profile says you're 21 apparently
i doubt that but still
not.edsheeran
oh right, you can look at my profile
aren't i so hot
y/nithink
you have nice hair ig
not.edsheeran
huh
wait really??
that's the first thing ppl like to make fun of
and you're complimenting it...
y/nithink
i mean it does resemble ed sheeran
not.edsheeran
HEY. READ MY USERNAME VERY CAREFULLY
y/nithink
LMAOAO
not.edsheeran
wait omg
you're pretty wtf
y/nithink
don't look at my profile 👎
not.edsheeran
you looked at mine, it's only fair i do so too 😗
y/nithink
yeah yeah whatever
not.edsheeran
you have good music taste
y/nithink
glad you think so
wait, it says you can't use chopsticks
how can you live in liyue and not know how to use chopsticks
not.edsheeran
LOOK I CAN EXPLAIN
they are literally so hard to use and for what
y/nithink
no they're not??
not.edsheeran
YEAH THEY ARE
but in my defense, i'm not from liyue so
not really accustomed to the liyue ways
y/nithink
where are you from
not.edsheeran
snezhnaya
y/nithink
omg
do you like the cold
not.edsheeran
it's alright
do you?
y/nithink
I LOVE THE COLD
not.edsheeran
really
y/nithink
YEAH
my fav season is literally winter bro
not.edsheeran
i find your enthusiasm abt the cold pretty cute
y/nithink
shut up.
not.edsheeran
LMAO
i should totally take you to snezhnaya one day, you'll love it there
y/nithink
we've only spoken for a little while and you're already thinking of taking me somewhere...
not.edsheeran
huh
WAIT
DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA
I DIDNR MEAN IT LIEK THAT
y/nithink
LMAO CALM DOWN
I WAS KIDDING
not.edsheeran
ohh
i knew that lol
y/nithink
that's pretty funny
not.edsheeran
NO, I DON'T GET EMBARRASSED
alphas never get embarrassed 👿👎
y/nithink
respectfully STOP calling yourself an alpha
not.edsheeran
but it's true...
y/nithink
say slash jay rn or i'm declining you
not.edsheeran
SLASH JAY SLAHS JAY
y/nithink
good
not.edsheeran
you better not decline me now
y/nithink
i won't
you're kinda funny ig
i don't mind being friends with you
even if this is supposed to be a dating app
not.edsheeran
omg a girl thinks i'm funny
my friends would be so proud
y/nithink
you have friends?
not.edsheeran
that's very rude of you, missy.
actually, my friends are the ones who told me to get this app
y/nithink
a friend told me to get this app too
not.edsheeran
ah, so we are both victims i see
y/nithink
yes!
not.edsheeran
tho i don't regret getting this app
since i met you 🥳
y/nithink
shut up.
not.edsheeran
you're pretty fun to talk to
y/nithink
you too
not.edsheeran
well duh, of course me too 🙄‼️
y/nithink
i take it back
not.edsheeran
HAHA
oh shit i gtg now
let's talk later then
i would totally love to be friends with you
y/nithink
sure and likewise
not.edsheeran
WOO
ttyl then, ba bye girlie
y/nithink
ba bye
[ accept ] [ decline ]
○
●
°♡°
you stared at the two options carefully, before smiling to yourself. i guess we can be friends.
○
●
°♡°
[ accept ] [ decline ]
" PERFECT MATCH "
You are reading the story above: TeenFic.Net