Oct 14
6:16pm

[ dark reunion 😈💥‼️ ]

Venti
do it do it do it

Hu Tao
idk guys, maybe i should ask them first

Kaeya
what's the worst that could happen

Keqing
no, hu should ask them first

Diluc
^

Yunjin
i agree, it'd be best if you asked them first

Xingqiu
Just ask them first, hu

Hu Tao
sure

Xiao
huh wtf is this groupchat

Hu Tao
we created one out of boredom

Ningguang
I wouldn't say boredom. It's for school purposes.

Hu Tao
right "school purposes"

Xiao
why did you add me

Yunjin
hi xiao

Xiao
hey ig

Hu Tao
why not

we also want to add y/n too

Beidou
who is y/n

Ningguang
Beidou. Why didn't you attend the club council meeting?

Beidou
oh shit uh funny story

...which i'll tell you later bcuz i suddenly have to go now

Ningguang
Mhm.

Albedo
wait, i don't need to be professional here right

Xingqiu
You aren't required to be professional in the meetings either

Albedo
it feels more appropriate being formal in the meetings

Xingqiu
Eh

Hu Tao
ok everyone be quiet, they said yes

Yoimiya
YAYAYA btw who said yes to what

Hu Tao
you'll see

Hu Tao added Y/n

Yunjin
hello y/n

Venti
HII Y/N

Albedo
hello y/n, we meet again

Yoimiya
omg hi

Shenhe

Hu Tao
for those who don't know them, y/n is part of our club

Beidou
ah! i was wondering who that lil rascal was

Diluc
so you're the one who managed to get xiao to let you join his club hm

Hu Tao
y/n, you can talk y'know

Y/n
sry but there's so. many. people.

my introverted ass could never

Beidou
hello kid

i go by beidou

Kaeya
you might've seen me in the meeting but i'm kaeya

Diluc
diluc here

Albedo
i am albedo

Xiao
lame intros

Y/n
oh xiao you're here too

what is this groupchat btw

Hu Tao
we made a separate gc with the other clubs for fun

Ningguang
For school purposes, not for "fun."

Kaeya
let's be honest, no one's going to use this only for school 🤨

Y/n
he's right tho

Kazuha
Ah, we have a new member?

Childe
OH YOU ADDED Y/N HERE TOO

hey y/n

Xiao
you guys should calm tf down, you'll just overwhelm them

Beidou
since when did you start caring so much abt others 🤨

Yoimiya
is this... is this potential character development?

Xiao
no

Y/n
how many people are in this groupchat

Xiao
not that many

Xingqiu
We lost count tbh

Y/n
you guys are contradicting each other again

Albedo
don't mind the amount of people here, try focusing only on the ones speaking

Chongyun
yes, it'll be less overwhelming then

Y/n
thanks for the comfort, i guess

Beidou
tho i must say, i'm curious

xiao, what made you let y/n join your club?

Albedo
i was wondering the same thing

Kazuha
Mhm

After all, you never allow anyone else to join

Scaramouche
what is this? some sort of interrogation?

you guys all sound like nerds stfu

Xiao

Childe
oh. you added him in the groupchat too 😒

Y/n
oh no 😰😰‼️

Scaramouche
ugh tartaglia

who allowed you to speak

Kazuha
I don't think it's wise to fight with each other when y/n has just been added

Xiao
exactly, so both of you stfu

Childe
i'll try

Scaramouche
yea whatever

Beidou
though, i still want my question to be answered

Hu Tao
i'll answer it for you

it's bcuz y/n offered xiao almond tofu 😹‼️

Beidou
HAHA typical xiao

Albedo
that's quite interesting

Y/n
yeah lol

Xiao
whatever

Scaramouche
ok but what's the reason you let childe join your club

Childe
i'm just too hot and irresistible, why else

Y/n
it's bcuz we needed smn with his uh

personality?? i guess

Childe
and also bcuz i'm hot right

Y/n
i haven't seen you

Childe
YES YOU HAVE??

Scaramouche
LMAO

fucking loser

Xiao
damn

Y/n
i have??

Childe
we bumped into each other before...

and we are also in the same class

Y/n
oh

my bad, i don't remember

Scaramouche
how sad

Childe
but if you did remember how i look, you'd probably think i'm incredibly good looking too

Xiao
ew

you talk too much, you should learn to shut up

Scaramouche
literally

Childe
ignore them y/n. they're just jealous

Y/n
huh jealous of what

Childe
of us

Y/n
what

Hu Tao

childe, get your goofy ass away from y/n rn

Childe
I'M KIDDING BRO CALM DOWN

Xiao
don't involve y/n in your childish jokes

Childe
why are you getting so protective sheesh

not like y'all are dating 😒👎

Xiao
😐

Beidou
loving this drama, keep going

Albedo
is this a love triangle perhaps

Xingqiu
That's smth that'd only happen in fanfics tbh

Scaramouche
y/n, just reject childe already so we can move on

Y/n
LMAO

Xiao
exactly. it's getting unbearable seeing him like that

Childe
you guys are so mean teaming up on me like this 👎

but luckily, my ego is too big for me to get offended by that

Scaramouche
shameless ginger

Xiao
an irritating one as well

Childe
both of you are short and emo so you can't talk

Xiao
K

Kaeya
ouch man, he just k'd you 😬

Childe
this isn't funny, i'm telling my mommy on you guys 😰😞😞

Scaramouche
K

Y/n
you just got k'd twice lol

Childe
i hope you get kicked out of the fatui club too

Scaramouche
in your dreams

Albedo
you guys bicker like children

Keqing
fr

we can't even talk to y/n in peace

Y/n
i'd rather they talk than talking myself tbh

Xiao
why? do you wish not to speak here

Y/n
it's not that, i just don't know anyone here except you guys

Hu Tao
that's ok, we just made the groupchat rn so not everyone knows everyone

Beidou
exactly

you'll be fine, kid

Kazuha
Indeed

Y/n
thanks i guess...

Xiao
but if anyone here bothers you, let me know

Y/n
thank you, will do

Beidou
where can i get a protective partner sheesh

Xiao
we aren't dating

Beidou
you sure 🤨?

Xiao
yea

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