Sept 20
1:36pm

[ xiao's emo club 🥀⛓ ]

Xingqiu
So about those new members

Xiao
did you find anyone that is tolerable

Xingqiu
Yes, I found someone that is indeed very tolerable

You'll love him ^^

Xiao
i don't trust that at all but alr

Hu Tao
wait is it that dude that got kicked out of his previous club that you were telling me about

Xingqiu
Bingo

Y/n
who

Xiao
^

Xingqiu
He's from our rival club

Xiao
that weird fatui club filled with degenerates?

Xingqiu
Yes

Xiangling
and is it really a good idea having one of them join our club

Venti
i think it's a great idea, what could possibly go wrong

Y/n
several things, actually

but who cares abt that 😋

Xingqiu
Then may I add him?

His name is tartaglia btw

Xiao
the ginger?

really.

Xingqiu
Yes

Chongyun
worth a try, I suppose

Xiao
that ginger is just going to give me another headache, i can already tell

Y/n
am i the only one who has no idea who that is

Hu Tao
yes

but that's ok bcuz you'll meet him soon

Xiao
how did he get kicked from his previous club

Xingqiu
apparently he got into a fist fight with another member there

Xiao
he sounds like a pain in the ass

Y/n
maybe it'll be fun, who knows

Hu Tao
yes, add him

Xingqiu
Alright

Xiao?

Xiao
yea alr ig

Xingqiu added Childe

Childe

well hello there comrades

Xiao
i thought your name was tartaglia

Childe
i go by ajax, childe or tartaglia

Venti
interesting

Xiao
so what are we supposed to call you

Childe
childe‼️

Y/n
mans having an identity crisis or smth

Childe
hey not true

WAIT

Y/N IS IN THIS CLUB??

Xiao
you know them?

Childe
yes sir i do

Y/n
wait what

but i have no idea who you are

Xingqiu
Ouch

Hu Tao
BAHAHA

Childe
that hurt.

Y/n
NO LIKE FR

i mean that in the kindest way possible

Xiao
how do you know y/n, childe

Childe
well uh we're in biology together

Y/n
huh we are??

Childe
yeah...

but i go by tartaglia there so that's prbly why

i'm also the one that bumped into you that day

Y/n
huh

OH WAIT I RMR THAT

damn that was you.

so what do i call you

Childe
you all may call me childe

but you can call me yours ;))

Xiao
wtf

Y/n
oh wow

i think i'll stick to childe

Childe
ow

Hu Tao
this is so incredibly awkward

Venti
fr!

Xiao
ok let's start the test

Childe
HUH TEST?

QHAT TEST BRO

Y/n
getting deja vu

Xingqiu
It's an easy test dw

Childe

i didn't know this club had a test too... shit

Xiao
all clubs have an entry test, dumbass

Childe
oh

i knew that

Xiao
ok let's start

Childe
SHIT

PLS DONT BE A MATH TEST PLS DONT BE A MATH TEST PLS DONT BE A MATH TEST 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Xiao
what's 452×12

Childe
you're kidding right

bro i struggle with basic multiplication what makes you think i'll know the answer to that

Y/n
XIAO LMAO

Venti
LMFAO

Hu Tao
BAHAHAHAHA

Xiao
yea i was kidding, you can calm down

Childe
i almost had a heart attack that was not funny

Y/n
guys i think childe doesn't like math idk tho

Venti
nah it seems like he loves it to me

Y/n
HAHA

Childe
smh

so this dude has a sense of humor after all

Xiao
shut it

alr now for the real test

Childe
pls be an easy test

Y/n
it is dw

Xiao
question 1. what are your thoughts on almond tofu and mcr

Childe
uh well i personally like spicier foods much better and i also like p!atd better than mcr

Y/n
oh..

Hu Tao
guess who's failing! 😹

Childe
wait what

Xiao
question 2. do you think i'm emo

Childe
just saying yes would be an understatement bro

you're like the edgiest person i know

Y/n
HELP ME

Xiao
question 3. do you swear to pledge allegiance to this club for all life and eternity

Childe
my dude, the only thing i'd pledge allegiance to is the one and only tsaritsa‼️

Xiao
wow congratulations, you got literally none of the questions correct

Y/n

PLS HOW DO YOU FAIL SUCH AN EASY TEST

Venti
the answers were so obvious too 😭😭

Hu Tao
xiao literally made it impossible to fail the test yet this dude somehow managed to do it

Xingqiu
Let's all tip our hats to how much of an idiot he is

Childe
i did not come here to be slandered

Xiao
great then you can leave, you failed the test anyway

Childe
WAIT NO I WAS KIDDING

Y/n
this is sad

Childe
pls let me join 😕😕

no other club will accept me

Xiao
your fault for getting kicked out of your previous club

Childe
it literally wasn't even my fault

the shorty hit me first

Y/n
why

Childe
for no reason at all 😒

Hu Tao
i find that very unlikely to believe

Childe
guys c'mon it's me, your bsf childe

let me join pls

Xiao
no

Childe
i will do literally anything bro

Y/n
this looks a bit too familiar

Childe
y/n you want me to join right

we are best friends right

Y/n
sry but i didn't even know who you were until today

Childe
heart been broke so many times 💔💔💔💔

Xiao
xingqiu, is this really the person you wanted to join the club

Xingqiu
Yeah

Despite being an idiot, we could use someone with an extroverted personality such as his

Childe
YEAH SEE

YOU GUYS NEED ME

Hu Tao
woah don't flatter yourself, we do not need you.

but we could use smn like you in the club ig

Y/n
true

Xiao
fine then ig if everyone is alr with it

Chongyun
yay

Venti
WOO NEW MEMBER

EVEN IF HE'S KINDA DUMB

Y/n
PLEASE

Childe
i will choose to ignore that but LESGOO

Xiao
you get one chance btw

mess it up and you'll never see this club again

Childe
gotcha comrade

Seen at 1:53pm