Sept 18
1:22am

[ Xiao 🥀 ]

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i'm bored

Xiao
then go to sleep

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oh you're still awake

i was just abt to send you all the wap lyrics

since yk, i'm bored

Xiao
wtf

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i'm joking haha

Xiao
are you?

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idk am i

Xiao
idk are you

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idk am i

Xiao
well are you

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yes, yes i am

Xiao
you like joking a lot, don't you

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yes i do

wanna know why

Xiao
why?

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bcuz my life is a joke hahahaha

/j

/hj

Xiao
what makes you say that

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idk

Xiao
i don't think your life is a joke

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oh

um

is that a compliment

how do i take compliments

thank you i guess??

this is embarrassing.

i hate this.

Xiao
you can take it however you like

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ohhsjdkd

moving on!

why are you up so late

Xiao
i was studying

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but it's so late, shouldn't you be asleep

Xiao
i can't sleep at this time

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why, are you alright

Xiao
i have my reasons but i'm fine

now, why are you awake so late

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i couldn't sleep as well

Xiao
are you not able to sleep at this time either

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sometimes i can, sometimes i can't

butttttt that's fine

Xiao
you should try resting

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you should too smh

wait omg

you care abt me after all??

WE ARE FRIENDS AFTER ALL

Xiao
no. i'm simply doing what anyone else would've done

we are not friends, but i still care for your well-being

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at least you still care for me 😋

Xiao
don't make me regret my words

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you'll accept we are friends one day just you watch

Xiao
i highly doubt that

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i don't

smth tells me we'll be much closer one day

Xiao

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AS FRIENDS!

Xiao
why do you keep insisting this whole friend thing

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you already know the answer to that

i want to be your friend

your buddy

your comrade

Xiao
and i've still yet to find out why

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bcuz you're cool

oh wait i can't be kind to you

Xiao
yea

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BUT I CAN'T BE MEAN EITHER

what a difficult situation

Xiao
very difficult, i'm sure

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just like life

Xiao
yea

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this got really depressing

Xiao
you made it depressing

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WELL SORRY

geez

hmm lemme think of smth happier

what makes you happy

Xiao
almond tofu

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mans didn't hesitate

is there anything else that makes you happy

Xiao
no

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i will make you happy then

Xiao
wtf

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i will make you happy

Xiao
and how will you accomplish that

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idk gimme a moment to think

Xiao
you're dumb

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am not.

ok maybe i kinda am

Xiao
tf you're not supposed to agree

are you stupid

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yes i am

Xiao
i.

no you're not

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but you called me dumb just a few seconds ago??

Xiao
stfu

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you're slowly becoming kinder to me

that's so cute

Xiao
no i'm not and it's not "cute"

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yes it is

Xiao
oh my archons

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you being embarrassed is cute too

Xiao
stop calling me cute

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you are tho

Xiao
no i'm not

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you are

Xiao
yk what else would be cute?

me blocking you 😐

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Xiao
idk, i personally think it'd be adorable

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not more adorable than you wink wink

Xiao
you have some guts to say shit like that to me without any hesitation

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it's almost 2am and i'm half asleep

i will prbly regret this entire convo in the morning, cringe at it, and then hate myself for it

but that's all in the future!

Xiao
well aren't you optimistic

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it's like i always say

when life gives you lemons, you take that shit and squirt it in your eyes

Xiao
won't that just cause more pain

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yes but you need to show life who's boss

Xiao
that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard, go the fuck to sleep

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you're just not as wise as me

it's ok mr adeptus, one day you'll understand my words

and agree with me

Xiao
that's very unlikely, idiot y/n

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idiot y/n...

omg is that your new nickname for me

it's so cute i love it 🥰

Xiao
i'm never calling you that again

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NOOO

so close yet so far

Xiao
dumbass

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can i be your dumbass

Xiao
what the fuck

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is that a yes

Xiao
no

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what a shame

Xiao
you really should go to sleep

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why

Xiao
bcuz you're saying dumb shit

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but i don't want to sleep

Xiao
are you a child

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yes

Xiao
...

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i mean no

Xiao
you're weird

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you're weird too

Xiao
how so?

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idk

you're def not normal tho

Xiao
wow

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but we can be weird together <33

Xiao
no, i'll have to turn down that offer

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aw why

Xiao
bcuz

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understandable, have a great day

Xiao

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i think i figured it out

Xiao
figured what out?

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you insult me whenever you don't know what else to say or are embarrassed

Xiao
wrong, that's dumb

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it's true, don't deny

i have figured you out hahaha

Xiao
you have not, don't flatter yourself

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too late, my ego has already been boosted

Xiao
wow

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wow

Xiao
don't wow me

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wowowowowowow

Xiao
stop

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wowowowowowowowowwowoowowowoowowowoowowowww

Xiao
i bet you thought that was very funny

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i did

i'm currently on the floor laughing, rolling, and in tears at how funny that was

Xiao
do you find irritating me amusing?

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kinda

i mean i did text you when i was bored for a reason

Xiao
so you're using me as entertainment

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i wouldn't say it like that...

that just makes it sound weird

Xiao
you are weird

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you too

Xiao
no, don't put me with you

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puts you with me

Xiao
how can you say shit like that so openly, i don't understand you

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idek tbh

but like i said before, it's 2am bro idk what i'm saying

Xiao
and like i said before, go the fuck to sleep

we wouldn't want you to regret what you're saying now, would we

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i'm sry but that was hot

Xiao
how tf

go to sleep y/n

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that too

Xiao
go to sleep 😐

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okk fine

i'll stop annoying you now ig

Xiao
alr

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goodnight xiaoxiao

Xiao
say my name properly

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but that's boring xiaoxiao

Xiao
ykw nvm

goodnight ig

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omg you said it back

i wasn't expecting that

Xiao
sleep y/n

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ok i'll fr go now, gn bye

Xiao
gn

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