Aries: *rolls across floor* put your hands in the air!!!

Taurus: I was told there would be fries.

Gemini: We're not cops, we have to be s-t-e-a-l-t-h-y

Cancer: Wait! I don't want to hurt anyone!

Leo: Ooh! Do we get laser-gun-thingies?!?!

Virgo: Ooh I wanna "investigate" people

Libra: Guys!!! We have a job to do

Scorpio: See that? NYPD, means I will Knock Your Punkass Down!

Sagittarius: We're spies you numbskull, not police officers!

Capricorn: Ugh, you guys are so embarrassing

Aquarius: *starts browsing through everyone's browser history*

Pisces: Who wants to play Minesweeper????