(This chapter is so fucking random because i was bored but hear ya go)

Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!Baam!
Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!
Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!Dung!
Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!Clank!
Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!
Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!Creek!

WOULD YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR A GOD DAMN SECOND!?!?!

Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!OofOof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!OofOof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!OofOof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!OofOof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!OofOof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!OofOof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!OofOof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof!Oof-

Bitch,ya dead.

OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO!OH NO-

Hoe,don't make me call jesus

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"Hello this is pizza hut-"

"Why do i wanna kill myself?"

"Wait what? Sir you pressed the wrong the number"

"Nah,this is pizza hut so i'm right"

"Look,if you're trying to get attention-wait john?"

"Fuck!" *ends call*

"My brother....i thought you died from a plane crash..."

OWO PLOT TIWST TA-DA!!
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What is earth? A planet for humans to live,grow,breed and be happy

What is a human? A being that lives on earth

What is grow? What is breed and what is hap-

Grandma:*smack with him with a newspaper* stop being an idiot and be smart.

......fuck you bitch.

Grandma:*dies*

Ha!

Dad:son-

*son and dad dies*

Mom:.........k

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You are home alone

A. Eat

B.sleep

C.fart

D.go be a homosexual

Person:....D-

Christian pepole,parents,family,nuns,priest:
*about to commit holy water*

Person:DOgZs ARe GOod-A!!!

your gay....

Person:*slowly backs up*

Your not a gay virgin.

Christian pepole,parents,family,nuns,priest:😱😨😓😠😡😳😔

Person:*insert i'm gay meme*

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•<• yo dude i found something really gay,guees what?*barges inside a random room* ●□● I AM REALLY GAY!!!!

°○° WHAT!?

°_°.....hi parents

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(Okay ya'll 2.5 chapter is finished have a good day to you,tomorrow will be a new updates chapter,promise)