Drive Hard:
"AWOL we got to go", said Volt.
"Why are you eating cabbage right now?", asked ShoutOut.
"We got to go save that cute girl", I said, as we looked at the girl who was face timing us. Venom frowned as I panicked. "I mean you're cuter". His face went red.
"She's about to fall", Jay mentioned.
"Not really", said the girl.
"Do you want us to save you or not?", I asked, as she vigorously nodded.
"According to this article on BuzzFood, once you take 10,000 bites of a cabbage you can dunk like Lebron James", said AWOL.
"Cabbage is gross", said Volt.
"9,568", yelled AWOL, as we all groaned once again. "Nothing tastes as good as dunking feels".
"Mandy, we'll be there as soon as we can", said ShoutOut.
"You look like you're having a nice hair day", Venom said.
"Aww, thanks my day's been the worst", she sighed as Captain Man walked in.
He hung up on the call as all of us groaned. "Shush, I'm on the call with my agent, Ari. They want to hire Danger Force? Hollywood? We'll be there. You're an animal", said Captain Man as he hung up. "Guess who I was speaking to?".
"Ari", said ShoutOut.
"Your agent", said AWOL.
"Guess who they're hiring", said Captain Man.
"Danger Force", Venom said.
"Where are we going?", he asked.
"Hollywood", said Volt.
"To see an animal", I said, as Venom patted my shoulder.
"I think we got cut", said Mandy as she reconnected to the video call.
"Can you please hold?", asked Captain Man as he hung up. "You know the sequel to the blockbuster movie: The Flight Attendant 1? They made Flight Attendant 2".
"Starring That Girl Lay Lay", Venom said.
"There's a blimp with her face on it outside", said ShoutOut.
"And guess who they want to deliver it safely?", asked Captain Man.
"Dwayne the Wayne Rock Johnson?", I asked.
"Close", Venom said.
"No, Danger Force", said Captain Man. "There are some attackers who want to leak the movie so the producers want us to take it safely". He noticed AWOL. "Why are you- I don't want to know".
"Fine by me", said AWOL. "5970".
"The cell service on this cliff is terrible", said Mandy as she showed up.
"No honey, I cut the call. We have something more important. Let me transfer you to someone who isn't me", said Captain Man as he pressed a button. "Now let's get some music cause we got a road trip!".
"Road trip!", everyone cheered.
"Wait, why can't AWOL just teleport?", asked ShoutOut, as everyone became quiet. Captain Man pulled her aside and gave her a few tips.
"Why don't we have a road trip?!", asked Captain Man as everyone cheered.
"How about Hard Drive for the new name?", asked Volt, as everyone cheered again.
We all got into the RV as Captain Man began driving. I sat on the couch with Venom as we all listened to the news. "Isn't it strange that Deuce Van Nuys would want everyone to know where we are?", ShoutOut asked.
"Who cares?", asked Captain Man as I rolled my eyes.
"Because he knows that we're going to get the job done", said AWOL.
"Hey look, a couple of hitchhikers, let's give them a lift", I said.
"Bosey, sunshine, you're not supposed to talk to strangers", said Venom.
"No!", said ShoutOut. "They might want to steal the movie".
"They can't steal it if they don't know that we have it", said Volt.
"It was on the news", Venom said. "Everyone knows".
"They're not going to steal it. I had a vision that we are all there at the premier", said AWOL.
"No spoilers", I said, as I pulled Venom onto me and buried my face in his neck.
"Normally I'd love to pick up hitchhikers but this time we have a mission", said Captain Man.
"Aww too bad, they looked like nice moms", I said as Venom shook his head.
"Hang on tight", said Captain Man as the entire damn RV swerved.
I held onto Venom tightly as he wrapped his arms around me. AWOL took some cabbage from the overhead compartments. "AWOL, did you replace all our snacks with cabbage?", asked Volt.
"I need to be like Lebron James", said AWOL, as we all rolled our eyes.
"Everyone be cool when the moms get in", said Captain Man.
"Ray, don't get the moms", Venom pleaded.
"He's getting the moms", said Volt.
"What if he isn't getting the moms?", asked ShoutOut.
"We both know he's getting the moms", said Volt.
"You're right, he's getting the moms", said ShoutOut.
Soon we had two moms sitting next to Venom and I on the couch. "So where are you guys going?", asked the ginger haired mom.
"We're going to Montana", said ShoutOut.
"We're going to see Hannah Montana?", I whispered.
"No sunshine, we're on the mission", Venom whispered in my ear.
"We're going to deliver the movie: The Flight Attendant 2", said Captain Man.
"It's top secret, you must've seen it on the news", I said, as Venom rested his head on my shoulder.
"Want to see?", asked Captain Man as he opened the briefcase.
"No", Venom said, as he slammed the briefcase shut.
"I need to talk to you", said ShoutOut to Captain Man.
"The toilet's clogged", said Volt.
"Coming. Can someone drive for me?", asked Captain Man.
"I can", I said, as Venom slipped into the passenger seat.
"Explain", said Captain Man.
"You know how my father's the vice mayor?", I whispered. "He gave me this free liscense". I held the card as Venom checked it.
"Check out. Don't hit what I wouldn't hit", said Captain Man as we both switched positions. Captain Man began walking not before he 'pretended' to fall on the moms.
"It's not that wobbly", yelled Volt.
"So what do you think of me driving?", I asked.
"I don't know, depends if you let me drive once in a while", said Venom as he smirked at me.
"You should be so lucky that I love you", I said.
"Maybe I am", he winked, as I blushed.
"Hey you two", said the brown haired woman. "I hate to interrupt your flirting but your friends are calling".
"Okay?", Venom said uneasily, as both of us left the seats and headed to the toilet. We entered with everyone else. I had my hands up against the wall and Venom was between me and the wall. We both blushed red as ShoutOut brought back our attention.
"Brainstorm, Venom, do you think something's wrong with those women?", asked ShoutOut.
"Yeah Doloris was giving me aunt vibes", I said.
"Thank you", said Captain Man.
"Not what she was talking about", Venom whispered.
"Wait if you're here, who's driving the RV?", asked AWOL.
"Doloris or Caroline. All aunts look the same to me", I said.
"Open the door", said ShoutOut.
"It's locked", Venom said.
"That's just great", said Volt.
"Is that a helicopter?", asked AWOL.
"Sorry guys, we're taking the hard drive", said Caroline.
"Also we're aunts not moms", said Doloris as they both jumped out of the RV.
"Guys, let me lift my arm up so I can teleport", said AWOL.
"Maybe if you drop that cabbage head you could teleport", said Volt.
"I need to get my bites", said AWOL.
I watched as Venom phased through the door and unlocked it. I fell on top of him as the RV began rumbling. I removed my face from his neck and winked at me as he went red. "Cliff", I said, as I used my telekinesis to pull the brakes. All of us hit the glass window. "Ow".
"Great job, Brainstorm", said Captain Man as we all got off the window. We went to our original positions as I backed out the RV.
"We got to tell Deuce that we lost the movie", said ShoutOut.
"Can we text him?", asked Captain Man.
"You picked up hitchhikers so you're going to tell him", said ShoutOut as she handed the phone to Captain Man.
"Hey Deuce, ShoutOut wants to speak to you", said Captain Man in a high pitched voice as he handed the phone to ShoutOut.
"Hey Deuce", said ShoutOut.
"What?", asked Deuce.
"You know that movie we were supposed to protect, someone stole it", she quickly said.
"That's fine", he said, as all of our eyes widened.
"What do you mean?", she asked.
"The one you had was a fake. Why else would I have told the news?", he asked. "The only movie on that hard drive was A Walk to Remember".
"So we were bait?", asked AWOL.
"You see, if everyone thought that you guys had the real one, they would be after you. But I have the real one with me", said Deuce. I'm in the van which is being protected by a real superhero".
"Who's that?", Captain Man snorted.
"Hey guys", said a way too familiar voice.
"Lil Dynamite", everyone said in sync.
"Told ya I'd be back and here I am", said Lil Dynamite.
"This kid would never let me down", said Deuce.
"I just thought what would Captain Man do and I do the opposite", said Lil Dynamite.
"Look at it like this. You're the B team and we're the A team. Now let the big boys take it from here", said Deuce.
"Well, C here. You may have D-ceived us but we're going to E-", began Captain Man.
"We're reaching Hollywood, so bye", said Deuce as he hung up.
"I guess our call broke", said Captain Man.
"He hung up on you", said AWOL.
"Let's go back home", said Volt.
"No", said ShoutOut.
"Volt's right, we should take the L on this one", said AWOL.
"No we're not! They embarrassed us and made a fool out of us. They hung up on Captain Man", said ShoutOut.
"I'm done being embarrassed for today", Captain Man said.
"No you're not", she said as everyone looked at her oddly. "I mean because we're going to show them who the real A team is. We're going to take that hard drive and deliver it to Hollywood. So let's go!". Everyone cheered as we went on operation Sabotage.
We called Deuce once we pulled up next to his RV. "Hey Deuce", said Captain Man.
"What do you want now?", he asked.
"I just wanted to tell you that we're going to get that hard drive", said Captain Man.
"You don't even know where we are", said Deuce.
"We're going to destroy you", said AWOL as he threw a cabbage at Deuce.
"We need to get that hard drive even though I have no clue how", I said, as Venom slurped his drink.
"I have an idea. How about AWOL teleports and gets it and brings it back?", asked Volt, as everyone cheered.
"So when I pitch in teleportation it gets quiet but when she does it it's loud?", asked ShoutOut.
"That's because she really sold it", Venom said.
"Nothing will go wrong", said AWOL as he teleported and came back with the briefcase and two goons. "Guys, something went wrong".
"Why'd you bring them in here?", asked Volt.
"I grabbed the briefcase and they grabbed me", he explained.
"Well get them out of here", said Captain Man as AWOL teleported with one. "First time teleporting?". The sick goon nodded. "Take two of these". Captain Man punched him in the face. AWOL came back with three goons. "Can you teleport properly?". I watched as a guy punched Venom in the face as my fists tightened on the wheel. I saw Venom phase through the ground as he landed on top of the guy and continued punching him. "AWOL teleport", said Captain Man.
"I have a stomach full of cabbage. 10,000 bites", cheered AWOL. He teleported with ShoutOut, came back, and teleported Volt and Venom to the rooftop.
A little while later, I heard a lot of commotion on the roof as I snuck out leaving Captain Man and Lil Dynamite to fight by themselves. "Yes!", yelled ShoutOut, as the guy who punched Venom was flying off the RV. I levitated him in the air.
"What?", asked Venom, as the red mark was on his cheek.
"This is crazy", said Volt.
"Sorry guys, couldn't let you have all the fun", I said, as I set the guy down.
"Oh thank you, my sweet angel! You saved my life!", said the guy.
"I did no such thing!", I yelled as I ran at him and kicked him off the RV.
"Why'd you hit him so hard?", asked Venom.
"He hurt you and I hate that", I said, as I rubbed the mark on his cheek.
"Wait, who's driving?", asked ShoutOut.
"It's almost a straight road", I said, as the RV wobbled. "Almost".
"Brainstorm, you have to drive", said Volt.
"This licence is the worst that ever happened to me", I said, as I went to the ladder.
"Brainstorm, wait", said Venom as I stuck my head out. I felt his hair in mine and some of it on my face. I looked into his eyes as he leaned in and kissed me. "I love you".
"I love you too", I said, as I went down to drive. I watched as Captain Man used his lasers and shot Lil Dynamite's rocketboosters which took off into the sky..
"I'll be back depending on my schedule!", he shouted as he left.
"Is Brainstorm still driving?", Venom asked.
"Driving this hug? Yeah!", I said.
"Wait, if you're here, then who's driving?", Venom asked.
"I still am", I said as I pulled him closer by his waist. I lifted the pedal with my telekinesis as we floated up.
"What about Mandy?!", asked ShoutOut, as it was silent again. "Movie!".
Everyone began cheering again. "Next stop; Hollywood", I said, as Venom smiled at me. I felt his lips on mine again as we smiled at each other.
We all arrived at the movie theater and took our seats. I was between Venom and ShoutOut. "I want some popcorn", said Captain Man as I handed him a box full of kernels.
"I want some too", I said as I dipped my hand in Venom's bag.
"It's starting", I whispered, as I smiled at him.
"Ladies and gentleman, get ready for Flight Attendant 2: Fasten Your Beat Belts. Starring me, That Girl Lay Lay", Lay Lay said, as everyone cheered. "Before we start the movie, whoever parked a cabbage packed RV on the rooftop, please movie it". Everyone turned to me as I buried my face in Venom's neck.
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