This just happened minutes ago

Brother: *comes home* I HAVE ARRIVED

Me: Hugs? :3

Brother: *hugs me* I love you -3-

Brother: *goes into the kitchen* ....Did you make a ham and cheese sandwich..?

Me: ...Yeah...? 0-0'

Brother: *eye twitch* And you didn't share? *grabs my neck and starts choking me* AND YOU DIDNT SHARE?!