Hajime: *checking through the cameras*

*vent noises*

Hajime: •-• *hits the vent light*

Ibuki: *derp face*

Hajime: *throws on Kirigiri mask just as Ibuki runs in the room*

Ibuki: Hai Kirigiri •3•

Hajime: A-Ah, h-hey Ibuki!

Ibuki: Have you seen the night guard? He's not wearing is costume again! :c

Hajime: Haha, pssh! Well, you know him! :D

Ibuki: Yeaaahhh...But we'll catch him eventually! It's just...difficult with that spare Kirigiri mask he's been wearing..

Hajime: Weeeeell, as you can see, he's clearly no where around here, so....why not go look elsewhere? :DDD

Nagito: *In the distance* NIGHT GUAAAAARD! I'M GONNA KICK YER ASSSS!

Nagito: *comes running in the room and lunges at Hajime*

Hajime: *whips out flashlight and shines it in his eyes* •-•

Nagito: . . . *screams* AAARRRGG! FUCKING--AHHHHH!

Ibuki: ...Wait, you saw the Night Guard?! :o

Nagito: Aye! That's the Night Guard right there! *points to Hajime*

Hajime: ... *waves nervously*

Ibuki: ....No, that's just Kirigiri.

Nagito: No! He's doing the thing...with the..spare Kirigiri head again! *points to Ibuki's eyes* You know! Messing with you facial scanners!

Hajime: *flashes light at Nagito again*

Nagito: *shrieks* AHH! DAMMIT! IF HE'S KIRIGIRI, THEN WHY DOES SHE KEEP SHINING THAT WRETCHED FLASHLIGHT IN MY FACE?!

Ibuki: Well, obviously you're scaring her. :U

Nagito: SCARING HER?!

Hajime: *shines flashlight again*

Nagito: *slams hands (or hook) on the desk* IM GONNA GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT

Ibuki: Nagito! Calm down! •-•

Nagito: *looks back at Ibuki* NO! I'm the ONLY one in this damn place who can see through that disguise! Teruteru! Back me up here!

Teruteru: *pops head out the vent* I really don't care if he's Kirigiri, I'm just trying to get my hands on his sweet, succulent, double A BATTERIES! O3O

Hajime: *holds flashlight protectively* •-•

Nagito: *points a gun at him* I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! SHOW THEM YER THE NIGHT GUARD!

Ibuki: Aaaaaaand that's a prop.

Nagito: ... *growls* GRRRR! You know what? Where's Kirigiri? There can't be two Kirigiri's right?! KIRIGIRIIIII!

Kirigiri: *pops up* Yo.

Nagito: Well, now we've got two Kirigiris in the room!

Ibuki: ....Cool! :D

Nagito: *facepalm* Ibuki, oh my GOD. I will slap you.

Kirigiri: Wait, what's going on here?

Ibuki: We're looking for the Night Guard.

Nagito: *points both hands (and hook) at Hajime in frustration* HE'S THE NIGHT GUAAARRRDD! ಠ_ಠ

Kirigiri: *puts hand to chain* Hmm.....Pretty sure that's Kirigiri.

Nagito: OH GODDAMNIT! *gets in Kirigiri's face and points to her nose* YOU'RE KIRIGIRI!

Kirigiri: . . . *glances between Nagito'a finger and his face*

. . .

Kirigiri: *leaves*

Nagito: WHERE'RE YOU GOING?!

Kirigiri: Fuck this shit I'm out.

Ibuki: Uuhh, Ibuki doesn't get what's confusing. •-•

Nagito: *sigh* Ibuki, listen---Oh wait! What time is it!?

Nani: *pops from the ceiling* Hiya!

Nagito: Oi, sis, what time is it?

Nani: *checks clock* Oh it's about 5:59.

Nagito: *eyes widen* 5:59?! *rips off the Kirigiri mask* IT BE THE NIGHT GUAAARD!

Ibuki: *gasp* The Night Guard?! :O

Kirigiri: *peers in from the distance* The Night Guard?!

Teruteru: BATTERIES?!

Hajime: *panics and tries to use the flashlight*

Teruteru: *already holding the flashlight batteries with a creepy smile* •U•

Hajime: *throws on Kirigiri mask* No, no no! I'm Kirigiri! Right guys---OH GOD!

Nagito: *lunges*

DING
DONG
DING
DONG

DING
DING
DING
DONG

"YAAAAAYYYYY"

Hajime: *opens one eye*

Everyone: *frozen*

Hajime: *slowly takes off the mask* . . . *smiles*

Hajime: *barfs*