Guys I'm too lazy to add the date in the chapter now so I'll just put it here: 7/21 OK BACK TO THE STORY NOWWW! And this chapter might be a little shorter, sorry abt that....

"We're what?!" Jiyoung yelled. Wait what???

"Mafias," Lee Know calmly stated.

"How can you say that so calmly?!!!" I exclaimed.

"Cuz, I've been in the business for some time now,"

"Welp," she sighed with exhaustion.

"Wait a second..." I said. I had just found something. Something that exchanges my whole perspective.

"WAIT DOES THAT MEAN CHANNIE OPPA IS A MAFIA TOO?!" Jiyoung exclaimed, "He was lying earlier about going to the studio! See, I'm such a good lie detector!"

"Yes, he is. Don't worry, he's with us. There are two different sides to the mafia: one that promotes the safety of South Korea, or our group, and the one that purposely hurts South Korea. Then there are five different leagues. We're in League Two, which means we are on the more powerful side. Our main enemy is the Park Mafia. And, that's about all you need to know," Lee Know explained.

"Wait...does that mean that Izumi is also a mafia? Is that why she had all of the guns and stuff?" I asked. I think I was right.

"As far as I know, she is. Tonight, there is an attack on our headquarters by her. She's attempting to change all of our passcodes, and destroy our belongings. Luckily, she's never been there, so it will definitely be hard for her to find her way around. And we already prepared some things,"

"So wait...how are we going to help?" I inquired.

"Unless anything goes extremely downhill tonight, nothing. If something goes downhill, you guys are going to do whatever your instincts say. Tonight, it's a free for all...ish," he explained, opening his closet which revealed a whole shelf of snacks, ranging from chips to candy to drinks.

"So this is where your stash of snacks are!" Jiyoung pouted, "C'mon, I bought half of these with you and you never shared!" Sooooo cuteeeeeee.

"Oh shut up," Lee Know said. He tossed a bag of chips in our direction, which I caught because I'm superior. I opened it, but being the *amazing* boyfriend I am, I let her have the bag before me. Jiyoung being Jiyoung took a whole handful and started using her hand as the bowl. Typical Ji.

"So..." I hesitated.

"And one more thing I need to show you," he said, heading towards the other side of the closet. He opened the tiny door that I always questioned its existence. He moved a few random things, and then entered a pin code. When it was unlocked, a whole array of different kinds of weapons were found: knives, guns, arrows, tasers, and so many more. Things that I probably wouldn't know how to operate and end up shooting someone.

"Woah...cool!" Jiyoung exclaimed. There was glint in her eyes, and with the moonlight shining into the room it elevated

"Hah...anyways, I have mafia outfits for both of you..." Lee Know muttered, rummaging through the same oversized safe thingy he always used. It was like a treasure chest of chaos in there. Chains clanked, leather boots tumbled out, and a literal gun fell onto the floor with a loud clang. Totally normal, right?

"Ah! Found them!" he exclaimed triumphantly, yanking out two matching outfits like he'd just unearthed gold. Both were dripping in edgy vibes: leather jackets, metal chains, and enough black to make a crow jealous. Jiyoung's outfit included fishnet tights, a skirt with a chain belt, a black tank top with mesh sleeves attached, and a leather jacket. It looked cool, sure, but... how does one even move in that?

"Woah! I'm going to look so stylish!" Jiyoung squealed, holding up the pieces like they were couture.

"Nah, you're gonna look like a pig that just rolled in the mud for twelve hours," Lee Know deadpanned, a sly grin on his face.

"Oi, what did you just say?!" she screeched, grabbing the nearest object—a kitchen knife—and sprinting toward him like a woman possessed.

"I WAS KIDDING!" Lee Know yelped, grabbing a decorative bow and arrow off the wall like he was straight out of The Hunger Games. What was he planning to do? Shoot her in the heart?

Meanwhile, I was doubled over laughing on the bed, tears streaming down my face. That is, until my luck kicked in, and I promptly rolled right off.

"Hwang, be careful around us Lees," Lee Know warned mock-seriously, pointing the bow at me like some kind of knight. "I've told you before."

"Yes, oh great Lee Master," I retorted, scrambling to my feet and giving a dramatic bow.

The room dissolved into laughter, though Jiyoung was still waving the knife around threateningly. Just another day in this absolute madhouse with mafia bosses. So. Normal. Totally. And soon before I knew it, we were off to bed. And Jiyoung had no place to sleep. SO GUESS WHAT?! THIS IS HOW MY FIRST NIGHT SLEEPING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND GOES. ACK AFDISFHKNWTESDF *keyboard slam*. SAVE MEEEEE