It's been a year since I was diagnosed with celiac

It's been a year since I went cold turkey and abandoned wheat products to remain healthy

It's been a year since I was willing to try new foods

It's been a year since I have to write on papers that I have celiac allergies

So how do I celebrate this momentous occasion?

I accidentally cross contaminated myself with Pringles.

Yeah they had wheat in them.

Now I'm going to be in pain and stuff.

Ow I'm in pain and I'm going to suffer in class.