@NamjoonOfficial

You added Namjoon into the chat

Me:
Help me

Me:

Me:
So beautiful

Namjoon:
I know. I ship them.

Me:
I am sorry, Joey aka infires_mannnn93

Namjoon:
Um who?

Me:
My friend and dongsaeng. She supports Sope :'(

Namjoon:
Lmao k

Me:
But I ship Yoonmin and Namjin

Me:

Namjoon:
Um

Me:
YOUR HAND IS HOLDING JIN'S ARM DON'T GO TELLING ME THAT NAMJIN AIN'T REAL. IM CRYING RIGHT NOW

Namjoon:
Um k?

Me:
YOUR HEAD IS FREAKING AGAINST HIS HELP ME THIS SHIP IS SO REAL.

Namjoon:
Are you really crying or are you just joking?

Me:
I AM FREAKING CRYING RIGHT NOW. LOOK AT HANBIN

Me:

Namjoon:
...

Me:
HE IS SUCH A PRECIOUS LIL CHILD HELP

Namjoon:
Okay, i am going to leave. Call me if you are done.

Me:
WAIT. Me is sorry ;-;

Namjoon:
-_-

Me:

WAIT!!! Can you please send me a picture of you and Jin. Pretty please.

Namjoon:
Fiiiiiine.

Namjoon:

Me:
uwu oh and a picture of Yoongi and Jimin. Pleaseeee.

Namjoon:
Sigh. Fine.

Namjoon:

Me:
I just got scolded ;-;

Namjoon:
Why?

Me:
Cuz i was squealing. Then my mom came in and said that i was making a lot of noise and i was a disgrace to my family because my neighbours would think we are a really noisy family. She also said that i will bring shame to my family and that watching kpop will throw my grades down a non-existant hill at the back of our house.

Namjoon:
Um... k.

Me:
Well... before my mom flushes my phone down the same toilet my little sister flushed her pet goldfish named Lucy into, imma say bye and go read a story book.

Namjoon:
Your sister flushed down her pet goldfish down the toilet?!?!

Me:
What?

Namjoon:
What?

Me:
What?

Namjoon:
Okay, bye.

Me:
Bye.