@NamjoonOfficial

Me:
Hi! Would you like to sign a petition called "Give Jin More Lines!!!!"?

Namjoon:
Um what?

Me:
What I am saying is, GIVE JIN MORE LINES U DESTRUCTIVE EGG

Namjoon:
...

Me:
DON'T ... ME!!! JIN IS UR WIFE! YOU SHOULD GIVE HER MORE LINES

Namjoon:
;-; i feel attacked

Namjoon:

Me:
THAT'S BECAUSE U AIN'T GIVING JIN LINES!!

Namjoon:
Okay... i'm sorry i'll give him more lines

Me:
GOOD

Namjoon:
You are so scary sometimes...

Me:
Wait.

Namjoon:
What?

Me:
Typing

Namjoon:
Type faster!!! I can't stand the anticipation!

Me:
Do you secretly have an account disguised as a fan on Instagram or Twitter or YouTube or Amino?

Namjoon:
Good idea but no.

Me:
DON'T DO IT!!! FANS NEED THEIR PRIVACY

Namjoon:
Okay, Ms 170cm

Me:
hEy wHaT wAs tHat sUppOsEd tO mEaN?

Namjoon:
You are too tall

Me:
SHIBAL!!! YOU TEASED ME ABOUT BEING TO SHORT AND NOW YOU SJJSNSSNNSNSKSKWLSMD

A/N:Shibal is the f word lmao. I didn't want to swear and since most of y'all don't know what shibal is ;)

Namjoon:
Woah, woah. No swearing. That is wrong.

Me:
Porn is wrong and you watch it.

Namjoon:
I DON'T

Me:
Ya right. And you even influenced poor lil mochi to be so dirty. You are a terrible father.

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