I snap my fingers as pyra, mythra, sora, inkling, cloud, hero, marth, and Luigi

me: you know what to do

pyra: those wisps are so cute

mythra: super cute

inkling: whoa sonic is so cool

sora: and that way he beat that metal sonic guy super awesome

cloud: these creatures are truly wonderous

hero: I wonder what would happen if any of us used one?

marth: well whatever would happen for sure it would make us all extremely powerful

luigi: I'm just glad sonic has helped more beings

pyra: do you think rex will let us get one

mythra: tch why would we ask him

pyra: duh we're dating him remember

mythra blushed getting a laugh from everyone

me: fuck I hate tsunderes

me: anyways

i snap my fingers as they all - pyra and mythra disappear and are replaced by shulk bayonetta and simon as well as mario

Mario: *sigh* here we are again to watch this weak bastard

me: oh but Mario, remember tabuu

Mario flinched 

pyra: oh yeah lots of you told us about him but not who defeated him

me: well

shulk: sonic is a true hero

siman: yes the young lad is very powerful and knows how to use it properly

pyra: whoa

mythra: h-how

bayonetta: didn't you say that none of you could beat him apart from one? so that means...

she licked her lips

bayonetta: i will reward the young man later

Mario: this is bullshit

me: 

me: ohhh damnnn anyway

i snap my fingers as they all go - Mario, and luigi, peach, daisy, bowser, link, kirby, samus and pit appear

pit: WHOA HE JUST TOOK OUT THAT GIANT WATER MONSTER IN HIS BASE

luigi: sonic tells people about his adventures but some people just don't listen or don't believe him

bowser: I'll say that i didn't expect this

Mario: oh please i could do that

me: oh okay here I'll put you there to test it

mario: wait that-

pretend purple and yellow of chaos 0

me: that's chaos weakest form btw sonic beat the strongest

link: ok MAYBE HE DOES DESERVE THIS SWORD MORE THAN ME

peach giggled

me: well not needed he- actually I'll save that for another time heheheh

daisy: suspicious

kirby: P-POYO

samus: THAT WAS AMAZING

pit: what was that form

me: oh its hyper one of sonics many forms

link: h-he's so powerful

Mario was sweating

luigi: feeling bad bro? after bragging that you could easily beat sonic but you never fought him

daisy: HAH Mario the wussy

Mario shut up bitch

peach: MARIO don't swear at her

me: DAMNNN

everyone shivered

pit: that thing is scary

kirby: poyo poyo poyo

samus: good thing sonic took it down

bowser: good on him

luigi: whoa sonic and his friends are so cool

kirby: po-

i snap my fingers

kirby: sonic fun sonic fun

link: d-did kirby just

me: yeah I'm done with the poyos 

daisy: well nice?

pit: we really need to make sure we don't make sonic angry

everyone nodded and shivered

peach: well me samus and kirby are off that list we made him a cake

mario: tch

everyone's jaws dropped

link: another form and th-that sword?! 

bowser: th-that means

pit: he's a king

peach: i read a book and i believe that is what it means

me: well anyway get ready for this one

palutena: hmm hey sonic 

sonic: yo whats up

palutena: i was reading through your mind and found someone named chip so who is that person with such a funny name-

sonic: FUCK OFF

he glared at her intensely

mario: whats got him so pissed

me: chip was his friend and he ... well

everyone look shocked

peach: you mean h-he

me: yeah... anyway continue

sonic: if you ever read my mind again or ask about chip i will tear you limb from limb got it

palutena nodded with wide eyes

after sonic left palutena bit her lip

palutena: that glare and way he spoke to me was so hot

pit: L-LADY PALUTENA?!

peach: oh my

mario: how is he getting all these woman

me: now your gonna react to a bit of the madness sonic au

daisy: madness sonic au?

me: it's an alternate universe where sonic was betrayed by everyone and it went downhill

luigi: o-oh my h-he killed them

everyone looked uncomfortable

Mario: finally some blood

link: he's amazing at fighting

kirby: sad scary

pit: don't worry kirby he isn't from our universe

kirby: feel better

peach and daisy giggled

samus: he would make a good bounty hunter

me: indeed now away y'all go

i snap my fingers and away they go

me: you know the drill readers