I snap my fingers and mario, luigi, peach, bowser, samus, link, kirby, and pit

me: alright I've told you what your doing earlier so are y'all ready

Mario scoffed

Mario: do we really have to react to the rodent

peach: Mario be nice

Mario: Whatever

pit nudged samus

pit: ready to watch your little crush-

samus covered his mouth

samus: sh-shut up

me: let's get started 

bowser gave a great laugh

bowser: they fight like my children

kirby: poyo?

peach and samus giggled

peach: sonic and his friends are quite funny

luigi also gave a laugh

Mario: what an idiot...

pit: aw cmon Mario don't be salty

knuckles: bro are you flirting with my sister?!

sonic: yes i am

pit: NO HESITATION!

link: maybe he deserves this sword more-

samus felt a bit down from that

me: hey don't worry samus sonic has a harem you can totally join

Mario: HE HAS A WHAT

me: a harem

mario grumbled

Mario: i should have a harem not him

knuckles: DO YOU WANNA DIE?!

sonic: yes i do

everyone froze

pit: h-he's joking isn't he?

peach: surely it must be a dark joke

samus: no way this is r-real right

knuckles: wait what

sonic: cya

he then jumps off angel island

Mario: HA NOW this is comedy

luigi: MARIO WHAT THE HELL HE'S GONNA DIE

Mario: good he's been too popular recently anyway

Mario got his ass beat by peach and samus

peach: hmph don't talk to me

knuckles oh my god, SONIC

sonic: TAKE ME SWEET DEEAAAAATHHH

knuckles then cried

samus teared up a bit 

kirby looked upset

hell bowser felt bad

me: oh by the way he's okay

pit: oh gosh don't scare us like that

me: oh and here's the last one

(i made this after being inspired by a fanfic

we see snake wario and c.falcon looking at a device snake has 

snake: see we can see all the ladies nude with this

bowser: what the hell

suddenly sonic appeared

sonic: okay what the hell i just heard what you said what are you doing you bastards

wario looked at him unamused

wario: go away rat we are busy

sonic ran around them extremely fast before stealing the device and breaking it to pieces

c.falcon: TCH YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT

link: be careful sonic

luigi: he can do this

the three started to attack him but he beat all three of them into a pile before he walked off and told master hand about what they did

samus: th-thanks sonic

peach: I'll make him a big cake as a thank you

samus: I'll help

kirby: poyo poyo!

mario: tch

me: alright folks away you go

i snap my fingers and away they go

me: alright readers who should react to what next?

damn that chapter was fun