Wattpad won't allow me to upload anymore chapter so this is the last one... :(

Sukuna: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? we should stay close.

Megumi, Blushing: Okay.

Yuuji: It's fucking summer.

Sukuna: you're pretty cute when you're nice.

Megumi: what am I when I'm not nice?

Sukuna: hot as fuck.

Sukuna: Does something hot

Megumi: Whatever. I don't care.

Narrator: But he did care.

Megumi: Greetings. I am Fushiguro megumi and you must be-

Sukuna: Questioning my sexuality? yep.

ItaFushi

Megumi: Let's be more than friends.

Yuuji: Best friends?

Megumi: More than that.

Yuuji: ...mega-best friends?

Megumi: Laughs

Sukuna: Oh, my favourite song

Megumi: Fighting Sukuna

Sukuna, in his head: *Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k words*

Sukufushi having an intense staring contest

Megumi: Eyes drying out, but he's trying genuinely hard not to blink

Sukuna: Having the time of his life staring into Megumi's eyes

Sukuna: So where you from? Heaven?

Megumi: Yeah, I'm a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, like that pickup line.

Sukuna:

Sukuna: Thanks for agreeing to meet me.

Megumi: Are you kidding me? I'd come anywhere to see a puppy, where'd you find him?

Sukuna: There is no puppy, I just wanted you to come.

Sukuna: I've killed more people than I can count

Sukuna: because I've killed a lot of people

Sukuna: Not because I can't count very high

Megumi: Hugs Sukuna from behind

Sukuna, softly: Hey, baby

Megumi, stands on his tiptoe to whisper in his ear: Leave the dirty laundry all over the floor again and I'll fucking end you

Sukuna: Your dirty talk always does things to me

Sukuna: I saved your life, Fushiguro Megumi. What will you give me in return? *malevolent laugh* *lightning on the scene*

Megumi: *gives him a little kiss on the tip of his nose*

Sukuna: oh. (Sukuna.exe has stopped working)

Megumi: Breasts or thighs?

Sukuna: I like your personality the most.

Megumi: That's flattering but we're at poultry aisle at the moment and we can't have personality for dinner. 

Sukuna: You're my moose, Megumi

Megumi, Laughing: It's Muse, Not moose.

Sukuna: I know, I just wanted to make you laugh.

And a last ItaNobaMaki ✨

Nobara: Alright Hoes.

Nobara: what's the plan?

Yuuji: Plan for what?

Megumi: Depends. You want to go with grade A explosives or grade B?

Itadori: ????

Itadori: What

Itadori: What's going on

Nobara: Yuuji are you in or not

Yuuji: I cannot morally answer that if you do not explain, please

Yuuji: I am begging

Yuuji: What plan

Nobara: That's what i'm asking

Megumi: @Queerqueen So what's it gonna be

Nobara: Grade A, ofc

Yuuji: Guys please

Megumi: oky see you in 10 :)

Yuuji: Ten? Ten what?

Megumi: 9

Yuuji: Oh god

Yes they are gonna burn Gojo's house. Y'all are invited.

Thank you for everyone who stayed here till the last.. i met really good people and made fucking perfect friends <3<3. So take care until next time 

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